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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont spray 'Dry oil mist' on yourself before you get out the shower..

I swear to god i nearly killed myself..

Not sure what hurts more,, shoulder or back

What was the latest twattish thing you did?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Did you fall?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you fall?! "

yes,, how my sink remains attached to the wall is beyond me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat. "

laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat. "

lol reminds me of the time i used the hand blender and splattered myself and kitchen walls in soup..

was bloody hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont spray 'Dry oil mist' on yourself before you get out the shower..

I swear to god i nearly killed myself..

Not sure what hurts more,, shoulder or back

What was the latest twattish thing you did?"

Hope you're okay. I'm so clumsy, I can literally fall over nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went shopping, filled the trolley up. All through the till, opened handbag and no purse x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont spray 'Dry oil mist' on yourself before you get out the shower..

I swear to god i nearly killed myself..

Not sure what hurts more,, shoulder or back

What was the latest twattish thing you did?"

Ouch I feel your pain as I done the same a while ago hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat.

laughing here "

I cleaned my kitchen window that day. Have you ever had it rain milk from you kitchen ceiling? .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Did you fall?!

yes,, how my sink remains attached to the wall is beyond me.. "

Oh no! Hope you're ok.

I once walked into a glass door. Very embarrassing.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat.

laughing here

I cleaned my kitchen window that day. Have you ever had it rain milk from you kitchen ceiling? . "

No but I made BBQ sauce once and that ended on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat.

laughing here

I cleaned my kitchen window that day. Have you ever had it rain milk from you kitchen ceiling? .

No but I made BBQ sauce once and that ended on the ceiling "

I know it's hard to believe, but We're adults you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op. I made a milkshake up. 300mls of milk, 2 scoops of powdered mix. Shake.....the bit I missed was put on lid and screw tight.

That was a few days ago. . I'm a twat. "

Haha ha that's funny I do twatish things too.

Three times over a month or so I kept trying to put my pin in the shop card reader without actually putting my card in the machine heh heh. Doughnut. The shop attendant just gives me funny looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some chicken in the grill for work the next day. Watched football and forgot about it. Mmm blackened chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a massive idiot sometimes. I put a METAL fork in the toaster while it was switched on to try and get my toast out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually hit the send button on an important email...

my fault, can't perv and work at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a massive idiot sometimes. I put a METAL fork in the toaster while it was switched on to try and get my toast out. "

ohhhh wow, your hair would not look great in that picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I crashed my car last week, wrote it off, nearly fell down the stairs yesterday, fell over a child this morning. I'm a walking hazard!

Anyone got any bubble wrap?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I crashed my car last week, wrote it off, nearly fell down the stairs yesterday, fell over a child this morning. I'm a walking hazard!

Anyone got any bubble wrap? "

I have dyspraxia it's effects my spacial awareness so I'm basically medically diagnosed clumsy, and do things similar you you've mentioned frequently, perhaps it could be something you gave

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By *ensualguy101Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"I crashed my car last week, wrote it off, nearly fell down the stairs yesterday, fell over a child this morning. I'm a walking hazard!

Anyone got any bubble wrap? "

Just stay in bed today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent an email to my boss and put xxx's on the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent an email to my boss and put xxx's on the end "

Haha I flirted with my boss and asked her to spank me however she had offered to do it away from the workplace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I crashed my car last week, wrote it off, nearly fell down the stairs yesterday, fell over a child this morning. I'm a walking hazard!

Anyone got any bubble wrap?

I have dyspraxia it's effects my spacial awareness so I'm basically medically diagnosed clumsy, and do things similar you you've mentioned frequently, perhaps it could be something you gave "
id love to know why Im so clumsy but my spacial awareness while driving is spot on.. yet since I was a child ive been a walking disaster..

Only thing ive done lately thats silly though.. was pitch my tent.. peg it all down.. then realise the waterproof cover was wrong way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent an email to my boss and put xxx's on the end

Haha I flirted with my boss and asked her to spank me however she had offered to do it away from the workplace! "

Haha ace ! Mines a dude and luckily he ignored it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I curled my toes tight at a particularly nice moment, whilst the heels I was wearing already had the muscles in my legs tight... Both calves immediately cramped really badly, leaving me writhing in pain instead of pleasure... Oh ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a few moments wondering where my watch was.....the panic began to rise as it was not where I thought I had left it. So I looked at my wrist to check the time and figure how long it had been missing and...tadaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lifted the hand held blender out of the hot soup while it was still on. Sprayed hot soup over me and the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you fall?!

yes,, how my sink remains attached to the wall is beyond me..

Oh no! Hope you're ok.

I once walked into a glass door. Very embarrassing. "
at least you didnt run through it like i did last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always looking for my mobile ,panic panic , and its in my hand with car keys .

i keep pressing my car remote to lock my front door....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling up the stairs is a regular occurrence for me. I also walk into door frames instead of walking through the door.

Oh I also tripped over my shoe lace whilst stood next to a camp fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im always looking for my mobile ,panic panic , and its in my hand with car keys .

i keep pressing my car remote to lock my front door...."

So I was talking to my friend on the phone. We had been talking for about 20 minutes when I turned round and told her I couldn't find my phone. I was starting to panic when she kindly pointed out that my phone is in my hand held against my ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im always looking for my mobile ,panic panic , and its in my hand with car keys .

i keep pressing my car remote to lock my front door....

So I was talking to my friend on the phone. We had been talking for about 20 minutes when I turned round and told her I couldn't find my phone. I was starting to panic when she kindly pointed out that my phone is in my hand held against my ear. "
hahahaha done this myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had been working for a company for about a month and had a new company phone

I had a meet from here planned and the lovely lady sent a nice pic to me from her bath, just legs covered in soap

somehow when I replied, I forwarded it to my CEO

he replied.... "think your in for a good night"

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a walking hazard sometimes, was standing to cross the road once and the woman reversed and hit me, I've done the metal knife in the toaster, but my best was falling down an escalator in Asda and dragging my face along the glass panel at the side of it

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

i crashed my motorbike a couple of weeks ago ended up on my back like a turtle, the only thing that stopped me getting injured was i had a backpack on with a loaf of bread in, the bread was like a pancake afterward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two of my most common incidents are trying to use my kettle when it's not turned on at the plug, and tucking newly sharpened coloured pencils behind my ears but going in tip first and stabbing myself in the temple.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm building a canopy to go over the front door. I cut a piece of wood, applied the glue, placed it properly.

Drill with screwdriver bit, start drilling.

I only forgot the screw.

Caught the side of my finger with the spinning screwdriver bit. Cue blood, wails and the gnashing of teeth.

I still can't properly bend that finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done similar to you op. I put bath oil in bath ,had been for a pedicure that day .Feet soft and moisturised .stepped into bath and went flying .Was funny as went head down .Didn't really want my hair washed.

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Matthew was reversing with the car door open whilst i went to post a letter. Well, letter posted, i decided to see if i could pull the same moves as James Bond and jump into the passenger seat whilst the car was moving... turns out yes i can, however by hitting both sides of the doorway. I am not sure which is more bruised... my arms or my ego

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

moved not long ago and I think i must have switched the wrong plate on 10 times now. that is the plates where a wooden board is on top of. an lucky it hasn't caught fire ... yet...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"moved not long ago and I think i must have switched the wrong plate on 10 times now. that is the plates where a wooden board is on top of. an lucky it hasn't caught fire ... yet..."

I put a shepherds pie into the oven and went to the pub for an hour

I'd turned on the top oven instead of the main one

Did it correctly, then went back to the pub again

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