FabSwingers.com forum: Toast

By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With best butter, sweet chilli and cheese... Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With marmite

Or cheese and Worcester Sauce

Used to have golden syrup on it as a kid.

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

With marmite nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the bride and groom!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Witb a bucket load of gin....."chug, chug, chug....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witb a bucket load of gin....."chug, chug, chug.....""

Very nearly cold with lashing of real butter

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Steven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of London...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Cold with a smidge of butter and lime or orange marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold with a smidge of butter and lime or orange marmalade

No it has to be hot and dripping with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of London... "

Every time I watch that I think... Fuck You! Whisky...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and yeah, Toasted Crumpets with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold with pate, and sweet red onion relish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter side down on the floor! Dammit!!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

4 slices (two rounds!) with red pepper houmous this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?"

I'll take your ? And raise a !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cut and hot with melted real butter....OMG it's been so long since I had bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with sausage bacon and tomato

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Thick tiger loaf dripping with real butter.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. Musta been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cause all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me high-chair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little bread bin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread.

I thought, oh yeah, I'll have [toast],

A little piece of [toast].

Well, then I started getting older

I hated this, I hated that

Expensive state was ludicrous

And cafes couldn't cater

For the finer things in life

The upper crust was not for me

I could tell that

So I'd go back home

Switch the kitchen light on

Put the grill on

Slip a slice under

And have [toast]

A little piece of [toast]

'Cause there's so much to choose from

There's brown bread, white bread

All sorts of wholemeal bread

It comes in funny packages

With writing on the side

But it doesn't matter which one you have

'Cause when you cut the crusts off

Have it with marmalade

Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans, banana

Or chocolate if you're strange

It doesn't really matter

Oh no, it all goes with [toast]

Just [toast]

I'm gonna think about it some

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

That's [toast]

Mmm yeah

Just [toast]

That's [toast]

Just [toast]

Well I go down the supermarket

With me basket in me hand

I'm walking from one counter to another

Trying to find the bread stall

But I can't find it anywhere

And then I bump into a mother

With a baby in a basket

And she says

Oh look, you've started him off again

I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet

To get some bread to go home to make [toast]

Just [toast]

I like [toast]

Yeah, but I don't half like [toast]

OK, scrape that toast, boys

Good, that's [toast]

Yeah, just [toast]

I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good

Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here

Me too

Shall we go and have some toast?

Good idea

Why not?

I've got the grill on

Got any brown bread?

Yeah

Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast

Let's go

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Cold thick doorstep toast with my homemade rhubarb and strawberry jam. Unfortunately I'm on carb restrictions

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

I thought, oh yeah, I'll have [toast],

A little piece of [toast].

Well, then I started getting older

I hated this, I hated that

Expensive state was ludicrous

And cafes couldn't cater

For the finer things in life

The upper crust was not for me

I could tell that

So I'd go back home

Switch the kitchen light on

Put the grill on

Slip a slice under

And have [toast]

A little piece of [toast]

'Cause there's so much to choose from

There's brown bread, white bread

All sorts of wholemeal bread

It comes in funny packages

With writing on the side

But it doesn't matter which one you have

'Cause when you cut the crusts off

Have it with marmalade

Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans, banana

Or chocolate if you're strange

It doesn't really matter

Oh no, it all goes with [toast]

Just [toast]

I'm gonna think about it some

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

That's [toast]

Mmm yeah

Just [toast]

That's [toast]

Just [toast]

Well I go down the supermarket

With me basket in me hand

I'm walking from one counter to another

Trying to find the bread stall

But I can't find it anywhere

And then I bump into a mother

With a baby in a basket

And she says

Oh look, you've started him off again

I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet

To get some bread to go home to make [toast]

Just [toast]

I like [toast]

Yeah, but I don't half like [toast]

OK, scrape that toast, boys

Good, that's [toast]

Yeah, just [toast]

I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good

Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here

Me too

Shall we go and have some toast?

Good idea

Why not?

I've got the grill on

Got any brown bread?

Yeah

Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast

Let's go

(Someone's got too much time on their hands!)

Nah, mine's crumpet. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too thick, well done with the crusts cut off and not too much butter. Lovely with a cup of tea x

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

(Someone's got too much time on their hands!)

Nah, mine's crumpet. X"

You've never heard of Streetband ?

Just copy and paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Someone's got too much time on their hands!)

Nah, mine's crumpet. X

You've never heard of Streetband ?

Just copy and paste

Wasn't it Paul Young singing that?

We have pikelets up here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see a few others that also like cold toast.

I like a Multigrain batch loaf, left to cool, buttered and marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick doorstep toast with melted butter and hot sticky honey ??

Or cranberry raisin and cashew bloomer with butter

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Cold with a smidge of butter and lime or orange marmalade

No it has to be hot and dripping with butter

It can be hot and dripping with butter if it's bread from an unsliced loaf which you've cut so thick it doesn't fit in the toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?"
burnt oh yea baby

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thick doorstep toast with melted butter and hot sticky honey ??

Or cranberry raisin and cashew bloomer with butter "

You called

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

(Someone's got too much time on their hands!)

Nah, mine's crumpet. X

You've never heard of Streetband ?

Just copy and paste

Streetband?? What kind of deviant sexual perversion is that??

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cut French stick and add cheese...lovely!

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