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"Hey you, yeah you. What you up to? Lurking? Pervin'? Working? Whatever ?the flip you're doing, share it here. And chat throughout the night with other night owls, about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome. Join in, it's fun! Here come the smileyfaces. "?! | |||
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"Hey you, yeah you. What you up to? Lurking? Pervin'? Working? Whatever ?the flip you're doing, share it here. And chat throughout the night with other night owls, about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome. Join in, it's fun! Here come the smileyfaces.
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. " I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised.  | |||
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Nice arse JIM  | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. " On it like a car bonnet has so much more panache though  | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps.  "Oh hi Pri! 
Where has your good avatar gone? I need cheering up. | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised. "
I can't laugh as it hurts but I'm hoping the eyebrow was cocked in a sexily quizzical fashion with a hint of lust. | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more ganache though "Mmmmm chocolate.  | |||
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs" Fs steppers fs. | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised.
I can't laugh as it hurts but I'm hoping the eyebrow was cocked in a sexily quizzical fashion with a hint of lust."Is there any other way?  | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink." What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here. | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised. "Just the one? | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here." (Groan) It's not that^ | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more ganache though
Mmmmm chocolate. "Aww shurrup you, I might have to nip to the 24/7 in a bit now  | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
"Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised.
I can't laugh as it hurts but I'm hoping the eyebrow was cocked in a sexily quizzical fashion with a hint of lust.
Is there any other way? "An eyebrow raised in the midst of a hard fucking as if to suggest anal? | |||
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Nice arse JIM "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Horny. Thank you. | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here. (Groan) It's not that^"
We should really have one for the forums!
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs Fs steppers fs." They hang out in the chatroom till they're done, apparently! | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo "You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too! | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more panache though "Evening big boy | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here." | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here. (Groan) It's not that^
We should really have one for the forums!
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs Fs steppers fs. They hang out in the chatroom till they're done, apparently! "Oh, now it sounds like where all the cool peeps are... fs. | |||
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs" A big big good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, m1cks. Cowabunga, brother. | |||
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"Hey Estella! "The return of my mojojojojojojojojo, excellent.  | |||
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs Fs steppers fs. They hang out in the chatroom till they're done, apparently!
Oh, now it sounds like where all the cool peeps are... fs."They are. But buffering slowly. | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mojo. | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper." Ouch. | |||
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs Fs steppers fs. They hang out in the chatroom till they're done, apparently!
Oh, now it sounds like where all the cool peeps are... fs.
They are. But buffering slowly. "You make me smile a lot. | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper." Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre... | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mojo. "Yoooooooooo Jim! How's it going brother? | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too! "Gives you a little booby shake! (do fries go with that?  ) | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here." | |||
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"Bugger lumps Errol. Bugger lumps. I Googled bugger lumps. An eyebrow was raised.
I can't laugh as it hurts but I'm hoping the eyebrow was cocked in a sexily quizzical fashion with a hint of lust.
Is there any other way?
An eyebrow raised in the midst of a hard fucking as if to suggest anal? "By crikey. Now both are raised! I do hope I've been raising my eyebrow in the appropriate manner. | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch. "Your fault! Kissie kiss better? | |||
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" "Oh you *know* it. You'll get your own back later, just reload your gun - so to speak... | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too!
Gives you a little booby shake!
(do fries go with that? )"You can have anything you want off the menu. I'm happy with a booby shake thanks! | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch.
Your fault! Kissie kiss better?" Mwaaahhhh | |||
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"I have a message from beyond the ....step? Evening EJ fs Fs steppers fs. They hang out in the chatroom till they're done, apparently!
Oh, now it sounds like where all the cool peeps are... fs.
They are. But buffering slowly.
You make me smile a lot. "I intend to collect on that smile in person at some point. | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch.
Your fault! Kissie kiss better?
Mwaaahhhh"Thank you
Actually, I blame you, Meli and Hatter. You should all take turns kissing it better. | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre... "Did you hear my ones? | |||
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"I thought proselytiser was a cheap generic fizzy drink. What's the groan emoji? I can't work it out on here. " | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too!
Gives you a little booby shake!
(do fries go with that? )
You can have anything you want off the menu. I'm happy with a booby shake thanks! "Hahaha. I'll stop with the GC songs now. What's your next gig (to listen to, not perform at)? | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mojo.
Yoooooooooo Jim! How's it going brother? "It's all good, thanks. How are you doing? | |||
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"By crikey. Now both are raised! I do hope I've been raising my eyebrow in the appropriate manner." It's you so of course you have been. What deity would you be (from mythology of all the countries) if you could choose? | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch.
Your fault! Kissie kiss better?
Mwaaahhhh
Thank you
Actually, I blame you, Meli and Hatter. You should all take turns kissing it better."(Waits patiently hoping for an invitation...) | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre...
Did you hear my ones? "No!!! I'll have a look/listen... | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch.
Your fault! Kissie kiss better?
Mwaaahhhh
Thank you
Actually, I blame you, Meli and Hatter. You should all take turns kissing it better." I'll go first. | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mojo.
Yoooooooooo Jim! How's it going brother?
It's all good, thanks. How are you doing?"Bonza mate! | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Ouch.
Your fault! Kissie kiss better?
Mwaaahhhh
Thank you
Actually, I blame you, Meli and Hatter. You should all take turns kissing it better.
I'll go first. "So accommodating
Shall I read more Harry Potter to you while you're down there? | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mojo.
Yoooooooooo Jim! How's it going brother?
It's all good, thanks. How are you doing?
Bonza mate! " | |||
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"So accommodating
Shall I read more Harry Potter to you while you're down there?"You're a keeper | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre...
Did you hear my ones?
No!!! I'll have a look/listen... "Holy wow!!!  (but imagine the hearts are over the ears) | |||
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"Good evening/morning all" Hi PTU! How are you this evening/morning? | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more panache though
Evening big boy "Well good evening to you Jawdee lass | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too!
Gives you a little booby shake!
(do fries go with that? )
You can have anything you want off the menu. I'm happy with a booby shake thanks!
Hahaha. I'll stop with the GC songs now. What's your next gig (to listen to, not perform at)?"Don't think I've got anything until Glastonbury now... 
How about you? | |||
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"So accommodating
Shall I read more Harry Potter to you while you're down there?
You're a keeper "I do try
Let's film it in black and white shall we? | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre...
Did you hear my ones?
No!!! I'll have a look/listen...
Holy wow!!! (but imagine the hearts are over the ears) "Jazzzzz. Niiiice.
(My ego says thank you for overreacting!) | |||
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"So accommodating
Shall I read more Harry Potter to you while you're down there?
You're a keeper
I do try
Let's film it in black and white shall we?"I was hoping to do it in style of The Room's sex scene. Have you seen it? We'd do it even better. | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more panache though
Evening big boy
Well good evening to you Jawdee lass "It's G E O R D I E  | |||
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"I'm still furiously masturbating over people's voices. Me clit's like sandpaper. Hahahahahahaha! I'm gonna get round to doing one at some point. I hope you like my bassy timbre...
Did you hear my ones?
No!!! I'll have a look/listen...
Holy wow!!! (but imagine the hearts are over the ears)
Jazzzzz. Niiiice.
(My ego says thank you for overreacting!)"Tell your ego that I said your voice is lush. Genuinely made me smile to hear it! | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too!
Gives you a little booby shake!
(do fries go with that? )
You can have anything you want off the menu. I'm happy with a booby shake thanks!
Hahaha. I'll stop with the GC songs now. What's your next gig (to listen to, not perform at)?
Don't think I've got anything until Glastonbury now...
How about you?"Isn't a def, but I might be grabbing a spare tix for Metronomy this weekend. I've got some things I want to get tix for, but I've def got Yann Tiersen, and Jolie Holland sorted. Need some proper folky now, and some brassy jazz. | |||
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"So accommodating
Shall I read more Harry Potter to you while you're down there?
You're a keeper
I do try
Let's film it in black and white shall we?
I was hoping to do it in style of The Room's sex scene. Have you seen it? We'd do it even better."I haven't. Link? | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from a 2.5hr George Clinton gig. I'm exhausted and wired...
Atomic Dog evening to you, mojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
You beat me to it! Atomic Dog evening to you too!
Gives you a little booby shake!
(do fries go with that? )
You can have anything you want off the menu. I'm happy with a booby shake thanks!
Hahaha. I'll stop with the GC songs now. What's your next gig (to listen to, not perform at)?
Don't think I've got anything until Glastonbury now...
How about you?
Isn't a def, but I might be grabbing a spare tix for Metronomy this weekend. I've got some things I want to get tix for, but I've def got Yann Tiersen, and Jolie Holland sorted. Need some proper folky now, and some brassy jazz. "I don't know metronomy. I'll definitely check them out. Had a listen to Jolie Holland. Lush! =) I'll throw some suggestions at you if I know of anything worth going to see in your neck of the woods... | |||
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"In like Flynn? I'm collecting royalties on that joke. On it like a car bonnet has so much more panache though
Evening big boy
Well good evening to you Jawdee lass
It's G E O R D I E "Why aye, as long as you don't sound like Cheryl whateverhernameisnow | |||
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" Jazzzzz. Niiiice.
(My ego says thank you for overreacting!)
Tell your ego that I said your voice is lush. Genuinely made me smile to hear it! "Aww fanx | |||
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" I don't know metronomy. I'll definitely check them out. Had a listen to Jolie Holland. Lush! =) I'll throw some suggestions at you if I know of anything worth going to see in your neck of the woods... " Oh please do! | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands. "Unabashedly fangirled like fuck when he said smileyface. Marriage pls. | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands. " | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands.
Unabashedly fangirled like fuck when he said smileyface.
Marriage pls. " | |||
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"Courtney! American Gods! I'm too old to message you, so am standing in the void of a thread attempting to alert you that Jim's voice is here for your consumption! (there, I tried)" I'll tell her | |||
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And hello haha! | |||
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"Courtney! American Gods! I'm too old to message you, so am standing in the void of a thread attempting to alert you that Jim's voice is here for your consumption! (there, I tried) I'll tell her "Thanks young person.  | |||
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"Courtney! American Gods! I'm too old to message you, so am standing in the void of a thread attempting to alert you that Jim's voice is here for your consumption! (there, I tried) I'll tell her
Thanks young person. "You're welcome sexy voiced person | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!"FTFY Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you. | |||
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"Morning all. Im lurking whilst working." Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Click. Nice work if you can get it.
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"I just finished a three hour workout...got carried away
And hello haha!"Hello! | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands. "All suitably commented on | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you. "Haha! I wish it was a man! To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well. You too! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands.
All suitably commented on "You b*stard. | |||
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"I just finished a three hour workout...got carried away
And hello haha!
Hello!"Morning Jim! How was your day? | |||
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"Morning all. Im lurking whilst working. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Click. Nice work if you can get it.
"its not always this easy. I have a bit of a touch all week on nights. | |||
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"I just finished a three hour workout...got carried away
And hello haha!
Hello!
Morning Jim! How was your day?"It wasn't too bad, how was it for you? | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy! "Smileyface. | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?"I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya! | |||
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"I just finished a three hour workout...got carried away
And hello haha!
Hello!
Morning Jim! How was your day?
It wasn't too bad, how was it for you?"It was a little hectic, but nothing I can't deal with | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy! "You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here) | |||
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, put your ears together (and legs ladies), for I have the one....the only......erectjim's voice clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-Uj3ktu_I He's got me right in the Midlands.
All suitably commented on
You b*stard."
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"I just finished a three hour workout...got carried away
And hello haha!
Hello!
Morning Jim! How was your day?
It wasn't too bad, how was it for you?
It was a little hectic, but nothing I can't deal with "Good girl. | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy!
You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here) "Thank you thank you! Mwah! | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy!
You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here) "Thank you. | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya! "Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away? Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya!
Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away?
Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes "Grinning at jokes on here tonight. You know when you're in a serious situation and you shouldn't laugh, but your friend is starting to laugh and that sets you off and so on and so on? I feel like that. I'm just giggling like an idiot. | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy!
You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here)
Thank you thank you!
Mwah! "My pleasure. | |||
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"The *bye* kills me. That needs to be sampled on a tune. "
What have I done?! | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy!
You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here)
Thank you. "Do me like I'm Maggie Gyllenhaal, and you're James Spader. | |||
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"Right, I am off to bed to listen to David Tennant read How To Your Dragon to me and my new pug plushie "(((pugs))) | |||
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"Right, I am off to bed to listen to David Tennant read How To Your Dragon to me and my new pug plushie "Na night, sweet dreams. Smileyface | |||
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"Holy fuck, Jim!
I just heard your voice. Super sexy!
You can thank me later. (his bloody secretary, here)
Thank you.
Do me like I'm Maggie Gyllenhaal, and you're James Spader. " | |||
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"The *bye* kills me. That needs to be sampled on a tune.
What have I done?!"Created art. | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya!
Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away?
Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes
Grinning at jokes on here tonight. You know when you're in a serious situation and you shouldn't laugh, but your friend is starting to laugh and that sets you off and so on and so on? I feel like that. I'm just giggling like an idiot. "Oh my god I both love and loathe situations like that because you know you shouldn't be laughing but it is simply too hilarious to hold in the barks of laughter! Was this hilarious moment within this thread or a previous one? | |||
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"The *bye* kills me. That needs to be sampled on a tune. "Hashtag manly. | |||
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"Right, I am off to bed to listen to David Tennant read How To Your Dragon to me and my new pug plushie
(((pugs)))"It actually wears a lion costume but you can pull the hood/mane and expose its head. My mum is an arcade manager and she knew I'd love it | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya!
Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away?
Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes
Grinning at jokes on here tonight. You know when you're in a serious situation and you shouldn't laugh, but your friend is starting to laugh and that sets you off and so on and so on? I feel like that. I'm just giggling like an idiot.
Oh my god I both love and loathe situations like that because you know you shouldn't be laughing but it is simply too hilarious to hold in the barks of laughter!
Was this hilarious moment within this thread or a previous one?"Well the latest thing that is making me actually pee with giggles is the voice clip we just posted of Jim's voice (my comment within this thread) - it's a YouTube clip. Have a listen! | |||
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"The *bye* kills me. That needs to be sampled on a tune.
Hashtag manly."#notmachojustmanly | |||
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" I'm not accepting your sorry. You're not intruding. I hope you get some sleep." That's a polite way of saying fuck off.
(I'm kidding)
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya!
Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away?
Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes
Grinning at jokes on here tonight. You know when you're in a serious situation and you shouldn't laugh, but your friend is starting to laugh and that sets you off and so on and so on? I feel like that. I'm just giggling like an idiot.
Oh my god I both love and loathe situations like that because you know you shouldn't be laughing but it is simply too hilarious to hold in the barks of laughter!
Was this hilarious moment within this thread or a previous one?
Well the latest thing that is making me actually pee with giggles is the voice clip we just posted of Jim's voice (my comment within this thread) - it's a YouTube clip. Have a listen!"
I have to find this right away!!! | |||
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"I just finished a three hour go on iworkout...got carried away
And hello haha!
FTFY
Hi Ella!! You never did?! Was he any good? I prefer my men Jimfit, rather than gymfit.
Good to see you.
Haha! I wish it was a man!
To be honest the reason that I was working out was due to pent up sexual frustration, it works so well.
You too! How are you this evening?
I am actually really good, thank you. Although I have a stitch from laughing too hard. But a terribly large grin plastered across my face. I like to have sex due to pent up work out frustration. So yeah, I hear ya!
Damn stitches kill but glad you are still smiling! What has you grinning away?
Me too, but that's not always available so just I just make do in other ways sometimes
Grinning at jokes on here tonight. You know when you're in a serious situation and you shouldn't laugh, but your friend is starting to laugh and that sets you off and so on and so on? I feel like that. I'm just giggling like an idiot.
Oh my god I both love and loathe situations like that because you know you shouldn't be laughing but it is simply too hilarious to hold in the barks of laughter!
Was this hilarious moment within this thread or a previous one?
Well the latest thing that is making me actually pee with giggles is the voice clip we just posted of Jim's voice (my comment within this thread) - it's a YouTube clip. Have a listen!
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