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I'm a really terrible person :(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! I hate that, there always used to be loads around my parents house. I feel bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you had your shoes on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You've created a homeless slug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"murderer

"

Don't say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've created a homeless slug."

This is going to be the most naive question but can they live if you crack their shell?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Just think of all the hundreds and hundreds of ants and other bugs that you have squished underfoot (so far!) and not even known or thought about. (til now).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me regularly, they seem to collect on my garden path x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that on a daily basis. Snails don't seem to learn like other animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think that whenever that happens it gets saved from being boiled and eaten by the southern neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no! I hate that, there always used to be loads around my parents house. I feel bad! "

I was kinda glad to see that the pretty one who's currently sliming on the outside door frame of my front door wasn't my victim though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You've created a homeless slug."

That might be what Jabba was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could have been worse.

You could have stepped in dogshit while wearing sandals

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Homewrecker

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've created a homeless slug.

This is going to be the most naive question but can they live if you crack their shell? "

They can if it's not a major crack. If it's broken down to the snail body, probably not.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I hate that feeling it's usually followed by a few more as I try desperately to hop onto the road. I feel somewhat sorry for snails at the best of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of thinking about the snail you killed, think of the leaves/plants you saved by it's demise

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've created a homeless slug.

That might be what Jabba was?"

Jabba would have needed more than a shell for a home.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

They congregate in my lawn and I end up squashing them when hanging out my washing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've created a homeless slug.

This is going to be the most naive question but can they live if you crack their shell?

They can if it's not a major crack. If it's broken down to the snail body, probably not."

It was a pretty loud 11 stone size 8 foot crunch

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You've created a homeless slug.

That might be what Jabba was?

Jabba would have needed more than a shell for a home.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "

You're not as terrible as me because I pick up all the ones I can find in my garden on a trowel and launch them over the back fence onto the path behind my house .... I figure that the crunch of their shells as they hit the concrete saves a bit of work for a blackbird or a thrush

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "

But all the lettuces of the world will sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that another of their murderous enemy has died & they will be singing your name as the sun breaks the horizon in the morning!

But then again maybe not

S

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

You'd have thought he'd have run out of the was. Suppose super glue wouldnt help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "

I am worse than you; I pick them up and throw them in our neighbour's garden

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may be suffering from PTSD. Post traumatic snail disorder

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything happens for a reason. Just because it's a snail,doesn't mean it's a nice creature. You may have prevented it committing a heinous offences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty

You're not as terrible as me because I pick up all the ones I can find in my garden on a trowel and launch them over the back fence onto the path behind my house .... I figure that the crunch of their shells as they hit the concrete saves a bit of work for a blackbird or a thrush "

You monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst part is, the poor snail saw you coming and was moving as fast as he could to get out of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I am not the only one who feels upset when something like that, but I feel bad for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The worst part is, the poor snail saw you coming and was moving as fast as he could to get out of the way "

That is so not cool.

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By *oStrings666Man
over a year ago

North East


"murderer

"
I would murder myself in your amazing tits and die a happy man

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Work gave me a brand new Mercedes GLC to drive today. I ran over a pheasant within the first 5 minutes.

Couldn't avoid it, it flew straight into my front grille.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

It'll be bird food now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You may be suffering from PTSD. Post traumatic snail disorder "

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