FabSwingers.com forum: fab chat up lines

By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

come on fellas and ladies post a fun chat up line you have used in the past on here to get the fun started ,

here i will go first .

me and you should meet up for one reason only

many years from now when your in that retirement home I'm going to be one of the guys that when you think of me .

you will smile fondly with a wicked twinkle in your eyes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gizzashagtabitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Gizzashagtabitch "

Steve can you tell me percentage wise the success rate of that particular chat up line please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

It didn't? Damn. I was going to steal that.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

she had no sense of humour fella blame it on that not the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

she had no sense of humour fella blame it on that not the line

Nah, she's absolutely awesome. You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gizzashagtabitch "

swoon!

I am crap at lines. But I got told if i answered it would be like winning the lottery, same kind of odds, big win.

I answered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used "hey, you want to come to my house and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror" a few times

I know what you are thinking, but no, no one liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at chat up lines. By the time I've drank enough courage I say it all wrong anyway.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I get a lot of nut chat up lines... but when I offer to crack them for them I don't get any more messages... not sure why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Lib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a lot of nut chat up lines... but when I offer to crack them for them I don't get any more messages... not sure why

I cant imagine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take one of those new £1 coins up to a lady in a bar and ask "Heads I buy you a drink. Tails you tell me your name?"

Win win

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Excuse me, can I borrow a kiss?

I swear I'll give it back

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I had a couple of beauts sent to me yesterday by a guy in Dublin....

wanna play army with me? I lie down and you blow the hell out of me....

wanna play Titanic? I shout "Iceberg" and you go down....

While they didn't actually work on me, they did make me chuckle at least

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Gizzashagtabitch "

Silver tongued bar steward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tell people that I'll bring Marc with me. It usually gets me a meet

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzashagtabitch

Steve can you tell me percentage wise the success rate of that particular chat up line please

100%

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzashagtabitch

swoon!

I am crap at lines. But I got told if i answered it would be like winning the lottery, same kind of odds, big win.

I answered

You can access to the suspension photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually ask if they want to join me for tea or stroke my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gizzashagtabitch

swoon!

I am crap at lines. But I got told if i answered it would be like winning the lottery, same kind of odds, big win.

I answered

You can access to the suspension photos

I am unsure if I stumbled across a secret code, or if there is a new practice i'm unfamiliar with...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've messaged someone 'fancy a fuck?' before. It worked. Also once 'Your cock, my arse?'

I hasten to add these were to people I already had a rapport with who would find such missives funny. As to actual chat up lines, I don't think I have ever used one and on the rare occasions strangers have tried to use them on me they have been unsuccessful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pic" or "cock pic now".

Not a please to be seen, not that I'd send one anyway. I wouldn't mind but their profiles are usually one liners (fakes) or they have loads of veris which I think gives them and over inflated opinion of themselves.

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

Hehehe can't imagine why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently tried:

Hey sexy bum, I am to sex what Jeremy Corbyn is to politics...would you like to see my majority!

No luck as yet I have to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!

Spoiler...it didn't work

Hehehe can't imagine why

I don't know, I've been trying my hardest to seduce her, even took special valentine's day photos for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a bbq because I want to slap my meat on your grill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cock pic" or "cock pic now".

Sshhhhhh.

Cock pic. Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nipples are tired. Would you like to carry them in your mouth?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

don,t scream, i,ve got a knife!

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you like casual sex or should I dress up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis has passed away, can I bury it inside you?

Works like a charm every time

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

Not one for chat up lines. Even when I'm out I just sit at bar and lick my eyebrow.

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