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"You guys need to pop over to me, I'm on Naughty Lane The driver is getting hard with that suggestion | |||
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"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property | |||
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"Oh I'm definitely on that bus. Cock lane for me Plenty of tasty cock for everyone | |||
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"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys? With or on? | |||
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"Two to sexy beach please Would you like anyone to join you? | |||
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"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. They're cumming your way | |||
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"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth Filth right this way | |||
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"I volunteer to be the conducter, all aboard and tickets to ride please You're hired feel free to frisk ppl as they board | |||
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"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too Are you anticipating a sticky mess? | |||
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"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys? On | |||
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"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too Of course, you don't stop a lick'n until you'm a slippin!! | |||
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"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth Perfect | |||
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"Anything I need to pack? I've got bottled water (hydration is important) and now looking at travel snacks. Whipped cream? Nutella? Loving your snacks, don't forget some very under ripe bananas | |||
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"And the Igloo? Lamb is in the oven How do you like it..? | |||
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"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st." In Fuckville I presume | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? " Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you | |||
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"i'll hop on can you drop me off at curvy beauty lane You've arrived | |||
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"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st. In Fuckville I presume No, its the other one in anyholesagoal town | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit Right here.... there is a pole for you to hold on to xxx | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What about my feet? | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you Keep your socks on | |||
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"Any space for 'little' old me? Always room for a sexy northern guy | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you Any woman that lets you keep your socks on is a keeper | |||
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"Is there a TV on the bus as it's going to be a long ride " With channels exclusive to the fuck bus, you'll have to refresh my mind, what are they called again? | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you Temporary fix. | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What do you suggest? | |||
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"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? We need someone with lots of stamina | |||
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"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? I've been know to drive people crazy | |||
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"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? Not me - I'm a back seat driver | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? " You don't like Manchester | |||
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"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? Ooo yes, I like a man with lots of stamina | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys | |||
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"I'm going to get on, incase someone sits in a triffle" Hahaha. I'm bringing a triffle. I want to see someone get cream all over their ass | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? You don't like Manchester He likes things that aren't in Manchester | |||
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? You don't like Manchester I didn't mean the place. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? Come sit with me hatter | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? Even quicker than that it seems | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit Haha. No. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I can't turn that down. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? | |||
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"Can I have a ticket for one? I'll gladly have a ticket | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? Come sit by me, I seem to be free, No back seat frolics being offered to me... You can share my sweets, And other nice treats, I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea... | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit But you'd trust one of us to drive you? | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Pp | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Good point. Least I'll die smiling | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit My eyesight is failing me | |||
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"Can I have a ticket for one? Haha | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit That's an even better point. | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats. | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Can I sit on your knee young man ? | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit I know.....you're a whipper snapper Bladey | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit So long as you don't mind my wondering hands | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there It's smeared on me...sorry | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit About time think everyone had forgotten it's a fuck bus | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on. | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there Did you bring the under ripe bananas? | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit You'll not need em | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there Gladly. Your tongue has some hard work to do | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit I can squeeze in amongst the old codgers. Nothing wrong with a mature man | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there Come over and find out | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit What can I say. It's the way I pull em | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there I intend to cum all over you | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit I am a manc ya daft twat | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit How the fuck did you escape? | |||
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"Are we there yet? " The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit Who cares forever young that's me | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough | |||
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"Oh now where should I sit There is no escape. You can take the man outa Manchester but never Manchester out of the man. Manchester and proud that's me | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit There may have been a video involved | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. All aboard | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit Can I watch? | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. Scream if you want more. | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit X2 | |||
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"I need somewhere to sit +1 | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. Can't you hear me | |||
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? Is it not correct And polite etiquette To address a Hatter in rhyme? Lean in close - I'll venture Your tealeaves will mention (The doormouse is sleeping in mine) My nice treats are many And don't cost a penny They're given to those in my favour So suck, lick or swallow the question to follow is, which is your favourite flavour?? | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. Is that in the face sitting corner ? | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there I aim to accommodate. Take a seat | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie | |||
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"Can anyone use this service? It would be nice to be able to put faces to regular forumites Always room for 1 more dude | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there Is your face free? | |||
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"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. | |||
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"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used I offer my lap. | |||
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"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used You'll need to move your coffee | |||
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"Whoops! Nodded off there You need to make sure you get it all...don't want me being a dirty girl... | |||
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"Your on sexy stockings and suspenders avenue.." That'll be a popular stop | |||
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