Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You guys need to pop over to me, I'm on Naughty Lane " The driver is getting hard with that suggestion | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. " Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh I'm definitely on that bus. Cock lane for me " Plenty of tasty cock for everyone | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys? " With or on? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Two to sexy beach please " Would you like anyone to join you? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property You can keep the knickers. I wa t the women that come in them. " They're cumming your way | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth " Filth right this way | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I volunteer to be the conducter, all aboard and tickets to ride please " You're hired feel free to frisk ppl as they board | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too " Are you anticipating a sticky mess? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys? With or on? " On | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too Are you anticipating a sticky mess? " Of course, you don't stop a lick'n until you'm a slippin!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth Filth right this way " Perfect | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Anything I need to pack? I've got bottled water (hydration is important) and now looking at travel snacks. Whipped cream? Nutella? " Loving your snacks, don't forget some very under ripe bananas | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"And the Igloo? Lamb is in the oven I like lamb " How do you like it..? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st." In Fuckville I presume | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This could be an alternative to a club " Exclusive to Fab forumites | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? " Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"i'll hop on can you drop me off at curvy beauty lane" You've arrived | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st. In Fuckville I presume " No, its the other one in anyholesagoal town | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit " Right here.... there is a pole for you to hold on to xxx | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you " What about my feet? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What about my feet? " Keep your socks on | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Any space for 'little' old me? " Always room for a sexy northern guy | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What about my feet? Keep your socks on " Any woman that lets you keep your socks on is a keeper | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is there a TV on the bus as it's going to be a long ride " With channels exclusive to the fuck bus, you'll have to refresh my mind, what are they called again? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What about my feet? Keep your socks on " Temporary fix. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you What about my feet? Keep your socks on Temporary fix. " What do you suggest? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? " We need someone with lots of stamina | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? We need someone with lots of stamina " I've been know to drive people crazy | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? " Not me - I'm a back seat driver | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? " You don't like Manchester | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? We need someone with lots of stamina " Ooo yes, I like a man with lots of stamina | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit " Come join me at the back with the naughty boys | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm going to get on, incase someone sits in a triffle" Hahaha. I'm bringing a triffle. I want to see someone get cream all over their ass | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? You don't like Manchester " He likes things that aren't in Manchester | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? You don't like Manchester " I didn't mean the place. . Poor Manchester is slightly exhausted. Hahaha. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? " I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them." Come sit with me hatter | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them." I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys " Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite " Even quicker than that it seems | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. " Haha. No. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. Come sit with me hatter " I can't turn that down. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite Even quicker than that it seems " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have a ticket for one? " I'll gladly have a ticket | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them." Come sit by me, I seem to be free, No back seat frolics being offered to me... You can share my sweets, And other nice treats, I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? " Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that" But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP " Pp | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? ." Good point. Least I'll die smiling | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp " My eyesight is failing me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have a ticket for one? I'll gladly have a ticket" Haha | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp " I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling " That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. Come sit by me, I seem to be free, No back seat frolics being offered to me... You can share my sweets, And other nice treats, I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea... " You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet " Can I sit on your knee young man ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet " I know.....you're a whipper snapper Bladey | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? " Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? " So long as you don't mind my wondering hands | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?!" It's smeared on me...sorry | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? " Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? " About time think everyone had forgotten it's a fuck bus | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? So long as you don't mind my wondering hands " I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?!" Did you bring the under ripe bananas? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker " Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! It's smeared on me...sorry " Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet " None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? So long as you don't mind my wondering hands I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on." You'll not need em | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! It's smeared on me...sorry Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back " Gladly. Your tongue has some hard work to do | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home " I can squeeze in amongst the old codgers. Nothing wrong with a mature man | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! Did you bring the under ripe bananas? " Come over and find out | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet Can I sit on your knee young man ? Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home " What can I say. It's the way I pull em | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! Did you bring the under ripe bananas? Come over and find out " I intend to cum all over you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. " I am a manc ya daft twat | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. I am a manc ya daft twat " How the fuck did you escape? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? " The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP Pp I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long " Who cares forever young that's me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! It's smeared on me...sorry Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back Gladly. Your tongue has some hard work to do " So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh now where should I sit Aren't you in a tuck tuck? Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that But you'd trust one of us to drive you? . Good point. Least I'll die smiling That's an even better point. . FAF anyone ??? Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. I am a manc ya daft twat How the fuck did you escape? " There is no escape. You can take the man outa Manchester but never Manchester out of the man. Manchester and proud that's me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. " I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though " There may have been a video involved | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. " More foreplay before we set off | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off " All aboard | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though There may have been a video involved " Can I watch? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off " Scream if you want more. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though There may have been a video involved Can I watch? " X2 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need somewhere to sit Come join me at the back with the naughty boys Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though There may have been a video involved Can I watch? X2 " +1 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off Scream if you want more. " Can't you hear me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them. Come sit by me, I seem to be free, No back seat frolics being offered to me... You can share my sweets, And other nice treats, I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea... You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats. " Is it not correct And polite etiquette To address a Hatter in rhyme? Lean in close - I'll venture Your tealeaves will mention (The doormouse is sleeping in mine) My nice treats are many And don't cost a penny They're given to those in my favour So suck, lick or swallow the question to follow is, which is your favourite flavour?? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off All aboard " Is that in the face sitting corner ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! Did you bring the under ripe bananas? Come over and find out I intend to cum all over you " I aim to accommodate. Take a seat | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off All aboard Is that in the face sitting corner ?" God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can anyone use this service? It would be nice to be able to put faces to regular forumites " Always room for 1 more dude | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! Did you bring the under ripe bananas? Come over and find out I intend to cum all over you I aim to accommodate. Take a seat " Is your face free? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are we there yet? The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. More foreplay before we set off All aboard Is that in the face sitting corner ? God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used " I offer my lap. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used I offer my lap. " You'll need to move your coffee | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whoops! Nodded off there Who stole my Nutella?! It's smeared on me...sorry Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back Gladly. Your tongue has some hard work to do So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough " You need to make sure you get it all...don't want me being a dirty girl... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Your on sexy stockings and suspenders avenue.." That'll be a popular stop | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |