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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

We need to get this thing back on the road. Destination ecstasy, stopping at Sexy Beach, Kinky Town, Fuckville, Cock Lane and Pussy Street. Any other stops required feel free to ask the driver, he'll be only too happy to oblige providing they are of a sexy nature. Roam around the bus engaging in debaucherous activities at your leisure. Hop on and off at the various stops, indulging yourselves in all the delights to be had. The only rule is, everything that happens on the bus, stays on the bus. So hop aboard for some much needed hot, wet and sticky Fab fuck bus fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys need to pop over to me, I'm on Naughty Lane

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You guys need to pop over to me, I'm on Naughty Lane "

The driver is getting hard with that suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the Igloo? Lamb is in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the Igloo? Lamb is in the oven "

I like lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm definitely on that bus. Cock lane for me

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. "

Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Can I bring the blanket fort?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh I'm definitely on that bus. Cock lane for me "

Plenty of tasty cock for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two to sexy beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys? "

With or on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime.

Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property "

You can keep the knickers. I wa t the women that come in them.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Two to sexy beach please "

Would you like anyone to join you?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime.

Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property

You can keep the knickers. I wa t the women that come in them. "

They're cumming your way

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

I volunteer to be the conducter, all aboard and tickets to ride please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth "

Filth right this way

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I volunteer to be the conducter, all aboard and tickets to ride please "

You're hired feel free to frisk ppl as they board

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too "

Are you anticipating a sticky mess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I sit up the back with the naughty boys?

With or on? "

On

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Pick me up from number 666 oral crescent please, bring the wet wipes too

Are you anticipating a sticky mess? "

Of course, you don't stop a lick'n until you'm a slippin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything I need to pack? I've got bottled water (hydration is important) and now looking at travel snacks. Whipped cream? Nutella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can I hop on board, I quite fancy some filth

Filth right this way "

Perfect

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Anything I need to pack? I've got bottled water (hydration is important) and now looking at travel snacks. Whipped cream? Nutella? "

Loving your snacks, don't forget some very under ripe bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the Igloo? Lamb is in the oven

I like lamb "

How do you like it..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be an alternative to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st.

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

i'll hop on can you drop me off at curvy beauty lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the resident bus stripper, need a female counterpart though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna meet the bus cockductor? He will be at the rear of the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Come up the hill to Rowdyland I'll have treats and surprises awaiting for ye all on it here

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st."

In Fuckville I presume

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This could be an alternative to a club "

Exclusive to Fab forumites

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Ding ding!!! Pull over at Lewdintention Alley please.... I want to show someone the sights...

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? "

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need somewhere to sit

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"i'll hop on can you drop me off at curvy beauty lane"

You've arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st.

In Fuckville I presume "

No, its the other one in anyholesagoal town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit "

Right here.... there is a pole for you to hold on to xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any space for 'little' old me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you "

What about my feet?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you

What about my feet? "

Keep your socks on

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Any space for 'little' old me? "

Always room for a sexy northern guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a TV on the bus as it's going to be a long ride

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you

What about my feet?

Keep your socks on "

Any woman that lets you keep your socks on is a keeper

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Is there a TV on the bus as it's going to be a long ride "

With channels exclusive to the fuck bus, you'll have to refresh my mind, what are they called again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you

What about my feet?

Keep your socks on "

Temporary fix.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you

What about my feet?

Keep your socks on

Temporary fix. "

What do you suggest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? "

We need someone with lots of stamina

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat?

We need someone with lots of stamina "

I've been know to drive people crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat? "

Not me - I'm a back seat driver

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I'm going to get on, incase someone sits in a triffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you go anywhere near Facesitting Close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up? "

You don't like Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are we trusting to be in the driving seat?

We need someone with lots of stamina "

Ooo yes, I like a man with lots of stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit "

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to get on, incase someone sits in a triffle"

Hahaha. I'm bringing a triffle. I want to see someone get cream all over their ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

You don't like Manchester "

He likes things that aren't in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?

You don't like Manchester "

I didn't mean the place. . Poor Manchester is slightly exhausted. Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? "

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them."

Come sit with me hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them."

I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys "

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite "

Even quicker than that it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. "

Haha. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pick me up from Minge Lane please driver? I must do a photo by the street sign one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

Come sit with me hatter "

I can't turn that down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite

Even quicker than that it seems "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a ticket for one?

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Can I be the conductor and check you all have valid ticket, in your pockets

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh now where should I sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit "

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a ticket for one? "

I'll gladly have a ticket

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them."

Come sit by me,

I seem to be free,

No back seat frolics being offered to me...

You can share my sweets,

And other nice treats,

I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck? "

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that"

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP "

Pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a ticket for one? "

A ticket for one what?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? ."

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp "

My eyesight is failing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next stop should be at the land of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a ticket for one?

I'll gladly have a ticket"

Haha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp "

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling "

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

Come sit by me,

I seem to be free,

No back seat frolics being offered to me...

You can share my sweets,

And other nice treats,

I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...

"

You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet "

Can I sit on your knee young man ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet "

I know.....you're a whipper snapper Bladey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ??? "

Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ? "

So long as you don't mind my wondering hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!"

It's smeared on me...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ? "

Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ??? "

About time think everyone had forgotten it's a fuck bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ?

So long as you don't mind my wondering hands "

I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!"

Did you bring the under ripe bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ???

Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker "

Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

It's smeared on me...sorry "

Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet "

None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ?

So long as you don't mind my wondering hands

I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on."

You'll not need em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

It's smeared on me...sorry

Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back "

Gladly.

Your tongue has some hard work to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ?

Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home "

I can squeeze in amongst the old codgers. Nothing wrong with a mature man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

Did you bring the under ripe bananas? "

Come over and find out

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

Can I sit on your knee young man ?

Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home "

What can I say. It's the way I pull em

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

One to cock lane please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stopping at orgy avenue? Some of us need to be used and abused

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

Did you bring the under ripe bananas?

Come over and find out "

I intend to cum all over you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ???

Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker

Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. "

I am a manc ya daft twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ???

Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker

Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing.

I am a manc ya daft twat "

How the fuck did you escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet? "

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP

Pp

I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet

None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long "

Who cares forever young that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

It's smeared on me...sorry

Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back

Gladly.

Your tongue has some hard work to do "

So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh now where should I sit

Aren't you in a tuck tuck?

Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that

But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .

Good point. Least I'll die smiling

That's an even better point. .

FAF anyone ???

Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker

Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing.

I am a manc ya daft twat

How the fuck did you escape? "

There is no escape. You can take the man outa Manchester but never Manchester out of the man. Manchester and proud that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. "

I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can I navigate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.

I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though "

There may have been a video involved

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay. "

More foreplay before we set off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in can I reserve the back seat? Mmm

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off "

All aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.

I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though

There may have been a video involved "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off "

Scream if you want more.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.

I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though

There may have been a video involved

Can I watch? "

X2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a bus ride.

Is that a slippery when wet sign? Careful driver eyes on the road

In case of emergency pull on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need somewhere to sit

Come join me at the back with the naughty boys

Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.

I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though

There may have been a video involved

Can I watch?

X2 "

+1

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off

Scream if you want more. "

Can't you hear me

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?

I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.

Come sit by me,

I seem to be free,

No back seat frolics being offered to me...

You can share my sweets,

And other nice treats,

I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...

You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats.

"

Is it not correct

And polite etiquette

To address a Hatter in rhyme?

Lean in close - I'll venture

Your tealeaves will mention

(The doormouse is sleeping in mine)

My nice treats are many

And don't cost a penny

They're given to those in my favour

So suck, lick or swallow

the question to follow

is, which is your favourite flavour??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off

All aboard "

Is that in the face sitting corner ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Can anyone use this service? It would be nice to be able to put faces to regular forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

Did you bring the under ripe bananas?

Come over and find out

I intend to cum all over you "

I aim to accommodate. Take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off

All aboard

Is that in the face sitting corner ?"

God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can anyone use this service? It would be nice to be able to put faces to regular forumites "

Always room for 1 more dude

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

Did you bring the under ripe bananas?

Come over and find out

I intend to cum all over you

I aim to accommodate. Take a seat "

Is your face free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.

More foreplay before we set off

All aboard

Is that in the face sitting corner ?

God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used "

I offer my lap.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"If there are no seats left, I offer my face to be used

I offer my lap. "

You'll need to move your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops! Nodded off there

Who stole my Nutella?!

It's smeared on me...sorry

Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back

Gladly.

Your tongue has some hard work to do

So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough "

You need to make sure you get it all...don't want me being a dirty girl...

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By *ustynads69erMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Your on sexy stockings and suspenders avenue..

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Your on sexy stockings and suspenders avenue.."

That'll be a popular stop

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