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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For one reason or another I can't be arsed with work this afternoon, but I need a good reason to leave early. Something plausible....

What's worked for you in the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a spy and you've been called on a mission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them there is a problem with your eyes

And when they ask whats wrong with them, just say "I can't see myself staying here for the rest of the day"

bonus points if you moonwalk out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your waters have broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them there is a problem with your eyes

And when they ask whats wrong with them, just say "I can't see myself staying here for the rest of the day"

bonus points if you moonwalk out the door "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your great uncle's wife's daughter's cousin's cat's ill and you need to take it the vets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left the cat in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to go and meet someone and shag them senseless? Surely they can't refuse you that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them there is a problem with your eyes

And when they ask whats wrong with them, just say "I can't see myself staying here for the rest of the day"

bonus points if you moonwalk out the door "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered. I actually used this. My boss was actually alright about it.

Honesty pays off sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to go and meet someone and shag them senseless? Surely they can't refuse you that? "

Anyone in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given my boss is in Germany and he knows not when I'm in the office or at home I pretty much come and go as I please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You need to catch the fuck bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to go and meet someone and shag them senseless? Surely they can't refuse you that?

Anyone in mind? "

Plenty of hot women around here Toby, I'm sure you could find one (or two )

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