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"But I don't want to be given half your problems  "Well that's okay because I dont have any | |||
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"I've been sent home from work early due to IT issues. I really really wanted to meet with someone from here, but they can't meet so last minute. I'm now highly strung and heading home... alone Not a massive issue I know, but it's an overwhelming one for me right now "Oh no, I completely understand. Thats a terrible situation! | |||
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"I've been sent home from work early due to IT issues. I really really wanted to meet with someone from here, but they can't meet so last minute. I'm now highly strung and heading home... alone Not a massive issue I know, but it's an overwhelming one for me right now "Do you work for the NHS?  | |||
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"I've been sent home from work early due to IT issues. I really really wanted to meet with someone from here, but they can't meet so last minute. I'm now highly strung and heading home... alone Not a massive issue I know, but it's an overwhelming one for me right now
Oh no, I completely understand. Thats a terrible situation!"Yes, yes it is!!!! I'm glad you can understand my pain | |||
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"My ex keeps texting me/what's apping so I blocked him. Then he starts ringing from an unknown number so I can't block that. It's slowly driving me mad! "Oh dear harassment is never good! Why can people not get the hint sometimes?! | |||
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"Do you want half a man? They seem to cause all my problems" Not particularly I'm sorry, could be a bit messy! | |||
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"I've been sent home from work early due to IT issues. I really really wanted to meet with someone from here, but they can't meet so last minute. I'm now highly strung and heading home... alone Not a massive issue I know, but it's an overwhelming one for me right now
Oh no, I completely understand. Thats a terrible situation!
Yes, yes it is!!!! I'm glad you can understand my pain "Nothing worse than pent up frustration with no outlet! | |||
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"My problem is I want everyone to get back on the happy bus "The forum does seem to be a little bit negative as of late! | |||
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"Okay OP here goes.... There are 2 pairs of shoes that I adore and I can't choose. Also I can't have both as I have already exceeded my clothing budget this month "That is literally the worst. If it were me; I guess i dont have to eat for a week... | |||
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"My problem is I want everyone to get back on the happy bus "I overslept and missed it... When's the next one? I can't seem to find the timetable... | |||
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"I lost a sock in the wash. The problem is i now only have half a pair of socks. If i share it on here will i loose half of my remaining sock too?" Oh, dont worry about that, the other one will turn up eventually, it always does! | |||
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"My problem is I want everyone to get back on the happy bus
I overslept and missed it... When's the next one? I can't seem to find the timetable..."13:35, quick, run or you'll miss it! | |||
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"He's stalking you and the phone calls could be the start of something far worse so he needs to be stopped. If I'm not wrong, it's now an offense which the police take seriously and will do something about. If I'm wrong someone reading this will surely tell you." Yes if it carries on I'll ring my phone network as I think they can still stop the calls even from unknown if they can trace it. | |||
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"He's stalking you and the phone calls could be the start of something far worse so he needs to be stopped. If I'm not wrong, it's now an offense which the police take seriously and will do something about. If I'm wrong someone reading this will surely tell you. Yes if it carries on I'll ring my phone network as I think they can still stop the calls even from unknown if they can trace it. " Hope it sorts out soon! | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not "Be a man; No.  | |||
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"I'm scared its gonna stop working before I get a chance to use it.. "If you dont use it, you lose it is just a myth, my friend! | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone? "If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way. | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not "in hindsight i wish i had, the breastbone is bloody agony | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way. "yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way.
yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person "Wouldn't I just! But in all seriousness, sorry to hear about your Father | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not
Be a man; No. "Ok, but you'll come and hold my vice grip like hand when it hits the gnarly spots right? | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not
Be a man; No.
Ok, but you'll come and hold my vice grip like hand when it hits the gnarly spots right? "And stroke your hair and tell you everything is gonna be alright? | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not
Be a man; No.
Ok, but you'll come and hold my vice grip like hand when it hits the gnarly spots right?
And stroke your hair and tell you everything is gonna be alright? "Sure why not? | |||
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"My new guy can't cum unless he finishes himself off, he's been single and not had sex for about a year, any advice?" Youre not trying hard enough? I jest! Hmm, thats a tough one, maybe he needs to be more relaxed and calm? I dont know I'm sorry | |||
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"My new guy can't cum unless he finishes himself off, he's been single and not had sex for about a year, any advice?" Tell him to stop watching so much porn! Plus, less wanking. He's become desensitised | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way.
yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person
Wouldn't I just!
But in all seriousness, sorry to hear about your Father "the miracle man
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now "There'll always be others its like the advice for single men on here... Patience is the key | |||
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"My new guy can't cum unless he finishes himself off, he's been single and not had sex for about a year, any advice?" Just be patient and make him feel great  | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way.
yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person
Wouldn't I just!
But in all seriousness, sorry to hear about your Father
the miracle man
and thank you these things happen i guess, just have to plot the happiest course you can through these times i guess and crack on i suppose "Very true. And dont dwell on the sadness, remember the happy times and all that jazz | |||
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now
There'll always be others its like the advice for single men on here... Patience is the key "I don't do patience | |||
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"My new guy can't cum unless he finishes himself off, he's been single and not had sex for about a year, any advice? Just be patient and make him feel great "Thanks I'll try that one | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way.
yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person
Wouldn't I just!
But in all seriousness, sorry to hear about your Father
the miracle man
and thank you these things happen i guess, just have to plot the happiest course you can through these times i guess and crack on i suppose "Huggles Christos - do your best to keep you and Sammi smiling x | |||
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"Just "finally" slept with a man who I fancied way back at school,some fantastic points but he put the pressure on in lame ways which was disappointing and he likes s##t stuff, which I really don't want to do." I can see how that could cause a bit of a problem! If he's decent enough, maybe explain you dont like it, and he'll understand? If not, he's a bit of a shit isn't he! | |||
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 it was funny at 1st but bit embarrassing at work or shopping in Sainsbury. Afraid gonna get arrested for indecent exposure as bulge imprint is very obvious on my trousers  any advice how to get the fella to stay down?
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now "In the same position as you, feel your pain Kinky | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not
Be a man; No.
Ok, but you'll come and hold my vice grip like hand when it hits the gnarly spots right? "It doesn't last as long as it would take to ink your whole chest x | |||
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now
There'll always be others its like the advice for single men on here... Patience is the key
I don't do patience "Youre not a man looking for some fun on here are you? Because they dont either! Hope something comes up for you soon! I know how bad not working can be! | |||
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"I have upset my fwb "Badly? I upset one of mine too had to let him go, hopefully you can fix your situation | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
If I could take it all, and get rid of it, I could! In a Mr Miyagi healing Daniel kinda way.
yeah, that'd be some skill right?! you'd be a very sought after person
Wouldn't I just!
But in all seriousness, sorry to hear about your Father
the miracle man
and thank you these things happen i guess, just have to plot the happiest course you can through these times i guess and crack on i suppose "Lost father and husband to BT
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now "Hope you find something soon Cheeky. Nice to see your face on yr avatar again | |||
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"Having my whole chest tattood in a few weeks, can't decide whether to use a numbing cream or not
Be a man; No.
Ok, but you'll come and hold my vice grip like hand when it hits the gnarly spots right?
It doesn't last as long as it would take to ink your whole chest x"I know, but if he starts in the middle and works outwards I can deal with that | |||
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"Hi got lately I keep getting a hard on frequently & out of the blue it was funny at 1st but bit embarrassing at work or shopping in Sainsbury. Afraid gonna get arrested for indecent exposure as bulge imprint is very obvious on my trousers any advice how to get the fella to stay down?
Thanks in advance"Tape it to your leg. Or tuck it in the waistband of your boxers | |||
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Oh no how come? Can the situation be rectified? "Not sure, I kinda said I can satisfy him but, we can still be friends ! I was a twat | |||
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"I've been wanting to share the crap that's been going on for what is now 13 months but it's still not resolved. It's bugged me that's I haven't been even able to speak in detail on here and get advice from across the board. When it's all done and finalised and no come back on me I'll go through it. Just send positive vibes to me for tomorrow that it will go my way!" All the positive vibes I can send are coming your way! | |||
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"I have upset my fwb
Oh no how come? Can the situation be rectified?
Not sure, I kinda said I can satisfy him but, we can still be friends ! I was a twat "I'm sure you can work it out if you really want to | |||
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"I've been wanting to share the crap that's been going on for what is now 13 months but it's still not resolved. It's bugged me that's I haven't been even able to speak in detail on here and get advice from across the board. When it's all done and finalised and no come back on me I'll go through it. Just send positive vibes to me for tomorrow that it will go my way!" Sending them x | |||
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"I have upset my fwb
Oh no how come? Can the situation be rectified?
Not sure, I kinda said I can satisfy him but, we can still be friends ! I was a twat
I'm sure you can work it out if you really want to "I really want to, we have great fun ha ha | |||
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"I have upset my fwb
Oh no how come? Can the situation be rectified?
Not sure, I kinda said I can satisfy him but, we can still be friends ! I was a twat
I'm sure you can work it out if you really want to
I really want to, we have great fun ha ha"Then if the feeling is mutual im sure you can work it out | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts "That sucks I take it there wasn't any middle ground or compromise that could have worked? | |||
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I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx | |||
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"Hi got lately I keep getting a hard on frequently & out of the blue it was funny at 1st but bit embarrassing at work or shopping in Sainsbury. Afraid gonna get arrested for indecent exposure as bulge imprint is very obvious on my trousers any advice how to get the fella to stay down?
Thanks in advance
Tape it to your leg. Or tuck it in the waistband of your boxers "Hahaha cheers buddy off to B&Q buy some gaffer tape | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts "Seems like it was for the best from your end? | |||
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"The taps in the hallway bathroom are dripping, have been for ages. Fiiiiinally got around to trying to fix them, only to find there are no isolations values under them, so I have to shut the water off to the whole house to fix them
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"Okay OP here goes.... There are 2 pairs of shoes that I adore and I can't choose. Also I can't have both as I have already exceeded my clothing budget this month "put them on credit card tink you can never have to many shoes. | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx "Were the chocolates for yourself? Well thats good, glad you'd no aches and pains for a while | |||
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"I'm bloated,cranky,tired and hungry my hormones are everywhere."You'll be fine soon, get some wine down your throat | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts
That sucks I take it there wasn't any middle ground or compromise that could have worked? "Not in the end no....although we still friends ..it is still hard | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx "I'd love to have a sauna right now. Always feel much better after one of them. I cancelled my gym membership as all I was using was the sauna and felt I couldn't justify it. But think that was a bad move. Might have to re-join again. I wish there were public saunas around in this country (besides gay cruising ones). -Matt | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts
That sucks I take it there wasn't any middle ground or compromise that could have worked?
Not in the end no....although we still friends ..it is still hard "Doesn't still having that contact even if it's just friends make it harder? | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts
That sucks I take it there wasn't any middle ground or compromise that could have worked?
Not in the end no....although we still friends ..it is still hard
Doesn't still having that contact even if it's just friends make it harder?"If im honest...yes | |||
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"I walked away from my soul mate and best friend of 10 years because she wanted what i couldnt give her... still hurts
That sucks I take it there wasn't any middle ground or compromise that could have worked?
Not in the end no....although we still friends ..it is still hard
It could be an idea to cut off contact for a while as you get over it and then you can build a friendship when you're in the right place for it
Doesn't still having that contact even if it's just friends make it harder?
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone? "I have one of my own, so would anybody like half of mine too? That's my moan for the day. I need kisses. | |||
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"anyone want half my dads brain tumor? it's a grower not a shower too so you'll get more as time goes on...seems a pretty good deal to me...anyone?
I have one of my own, so would anybody like half of mine too? That's my moan for the day. I need kisses. "I can send you kisses, but unfortunately cannot take the tumour I'm sorry | |||
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"I would like chocolate and a duvet day please
Come here then, snuggle up and we'll stick a film on, too! "Thank you | |||
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"I would like chocolate and a duvet day please
Come here then, snuggle up and we'll stick a film on, too!
Thank you "Any particular chocolate? | |||
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"I just want a hug" Sending you all the hugs in the world! | |||
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"I just want a hug Sending you all the hugs in the world! " I'm gonna hug my dog | |||
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"I've been wanting to share the crap that's been going on for what is now 13 months but it's still not resolved. It's bugged me that's I haven't been even able to speak in detail on here and get advice from across the board. When it's all done and finalised and no come back on me I'll go through it. Just send positive vibes to me for tomorrow that it will go my way!" Good luck with whatever it is x Hope you get the right outcome for you | |||
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"Feeling fed up battling social services to get some support for my 2 disabled sons. 10 months of no support. But I know others have it worse. That's my moan for the day. Normal service can resume now x " I'm sorry about your battle hopefully the right outcome will come soon! | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx
Were the chocolates for yourself?
Well thats good, glad you'd no aches and pains for a while "Yes lol. But she thinks I waste my money but given that I don't smoke or drink now n all my bills are up-to-date sod it. I need posh chocs. xxx | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx
I'd love to have a sauna right now. Always feel much better after one of them. I cancelled my gym membership as all I was using was the sauna and felt I couldn't justify it. But think that was a bad move. Might have to re-join again.
I wish there were public saunas around in this country (besides gay cruising ones).
-Matt"yes rejoin saunas are good but they affect my breath8ng. I tried the lie down one today I could of floated off it was bliss. I've told my doc as well today that I'm using sunbeds twice a week n he said it will be fine. Xxx | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx
Were the chocolates for yourself?
Well thats good, glad you'd no aches and pains for a while
Yes lol. But she thinks I waste my money but given that I don't smoke or drink now n all my bills are up-to-date sod it. I need posh chocs. xxx"Then they were fully worth the money! | |||
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"I was grumpy earlier cos my wonderful mother pissed me off again. I stupidly told her I had spent £7 on a box of chocolates. I'll never learn.
I'm happy now again cos I've been on the sunbed again. It feels so good to have no aches for a few hours.
PTU xxx
Were the chocolates for yourself?
Well thats good, glad you'd no aches and pains for a while
Yes lol. But she thinks I waste my money but given that I don't smoke or drink now n all my bills are up-to-date sod it. I need posh chocs. xxx"I now have an image of the you lying on a sun bed trying to eat very gooey melty posh chocs lol -Matt | |||
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Come here then, snuggle up and we'll stick a film on, too!
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"My shoes are overused I need new ones. Thanks in advance "I'd like to see you in cow boy boots.... | |||
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"My shoes are overused I need new ones. Thanks in advance
I'd like to see you in cow boy boots.... "Haha no way ! Unless you promise to masturbate my penis and caress my testicules | |||
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"I would like chocolate and a duvet day please
Come here then, snuggle up and we'll stick a film on, too!
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Dark chocolate please...Green and blacks is a particular favourite of mine "Gotcha! | |||
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"My shoes are overused I need new ones. Thanks in advance "Better go buy some new 'uns then, eh! | |||
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"I always fancy people far away. Sometimes I just want to give a booty call and have someone round within the hour "Know that feeling! I guess you could look at it the other way and if they were closer, they could be a disappointment? | |||
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"I have many problems however I'm not going to bore you with the details. However I do need to decide on ifi should send the gift with some kind words or if I stick to silence?" Depends what kind of gift and the recipient? What would they prefer? | |||
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"Heading to work at 10pm "Sooner youre there and start work, the sooner it'll be over | |||
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"I got 99 problems Am I one? "Are you a bitch? | |||
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"I got 99 problems Is a bitch one ?" It ain't | |||
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"I got 99 problems Is a bitch one ? It ain't Hit me " Are you having girl problems? | |||
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"I got 99 problems Is a bitch one ? It ain't Hit me Are you having girl problems?" Actually, now you mention it... my hair won't go right ! Don't feel bad for me | |||
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"I got 99 problems Is a bitch one ? It ain't Hit me Are you having girl problems? Actually, now you mention it... my hair won't go right ! Don't feel bad for me " I feel bad for you son | |||
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"My problem is that I'm no longer playing with single men (apart from with my partner) and I've still not let you get your hands on me OP! "That is a very big problem... One in which I see no resolution | |||
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"Old men......that is all! "Could be worse, could be old men with the mentality of young men! Maybe? | |||
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"I got 99 problems Am I one?
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"Not working it's driving me bonkers and not getting the job I had an interview for last week and everything falls on me rent,bills etc anyway I'll stop moaning now
Hope you find something soon Cheeky. Nice to see your face on yr avatar again "Thanks lovely | |||
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"I have a slight gripe but I know I need to get the fuck over so sharing it won't help "So much yes to this! | |||
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"My ex keeps texting me/what's apping so I blocked him. Then he starts ringing from an unknown number so I can't block that. It's slowly driving me mad! "That's something to report to the police | |||
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