FabSwingers.com forum: What are you doing? Innuendos.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got my hands on some nice hard wood, I'm rubbing it slowly with long strokes. It is so smooth I think it will bring pleasure for years to come.

I've just prepped the hand rail for painting.

Your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im caressing a cup - gently in both hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my 70 footer up a close and a bunch of guys in my back door emptying me good n proper.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can hear that in your voice now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

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Sorry! I'm going to struggle to read a few things in a sexy voice now I've heard some. It was cute though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just taking a moment to enjoy something hot, wet and sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off home to get some 8" wood in my hand.

Need to practice my drumming.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I'm rolling my finger up and down, then pressing my button every so often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just watched a man empty his sack allover my drive!

(Just had a delivery of 3 tons of builders sand).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely use innuendo although I have been known to slip one in ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

Sorry! I'm going to struggle to read a few things in a sexy voice now I've heard some. It was cute though.

That was what I was afraid of. Why do women have sexy voices? You can't imagine a guy trying to sell food for Mark and Spencer's can you?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've just been wildly whipping off lots of clothes... Jeans... tshirts... dresses... bras... knickers....

Sudden downpour and I'd washing out on the line

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

Sorry! I'm going to struggle to read a few things in a sexy voice now I've heard some. It was cute though.

That was what I was afraid of. Why do women have sexy voices? You can't imagine a guy trying to sell food for Mark and Spencer's can you? "

I can.

It sounds like an interesting thread but I'm going to stop diverting this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cock in my mouth.

I'm eating a chicken salad

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

I love a'post' like this. I'm 'flicking' up and down my phone , whilst waiting for my other half who is preparing something lovely to put in my mouth. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got cock in my mouth.

I'm eating a chicken salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just watched a man empty his sack allover my drive!

(Just had a delivery of 3 tons of builders sand)."

Tell me about the lamb again

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Eating something fishy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rarely use innuendo although I have been known to slip one in ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you want an innuendo, I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want an innuendo, I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm creaming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/05/17 12:53:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lubricating my throat

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my lips on a salty ring

Hula hoop anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stroking my rock hard muscle.

Leg day has really messed up my thighs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Community Service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my mouth around a meaty sub earlier

more meat than i could handle if truth be told. And i don't say that very often!!

It filled me right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a couple of rather sticky tarts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had my mouth around a meaty sub earlier

more meat than i could handle if truth be told. And i don't say that very often!!

It filled me right up

I bet you swallowed every last bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my mouth around a meaty sub earlier

more meat than i could handle if truth be told. And i don't say that very often!!

It filled me right up

I bet you swallowed every last bit.

I did swallow. I'm a good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking on something rather creamy, chocolatey and delicious

......A Dairy Milk Ice Cream of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I start it up I'll be holding onto the knob. Going from 1st to 2nd base.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied up at the moment - with paperwork and admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It left my mouth feeling full and tasted so good. I let out little moans of enjoyment as it went down my throat.

I'm eating a cheese sandwich

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

Sorry! I'm going to struggle to read a few things in a sexy voice now I've heard some. It was cute though.

That was what I was afraid of. Why do women have sexy voices? You can't imagine a guy trying to sell food for Mark and Spencer's can you? "

Oh yes that actor used to do it - the one who played the spy and then the Victorian homicide detective.....lush voice!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ive just got hot and breathless with alot of other women and one lucky one, it was a very wet situation

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Sliding feathers slowly and softly over a beautifully sculpted chest... I'm thinking about dripping some warm wax onto it next and then lovingly rubbing it down...

I'm dusting and polishing... My toy chest is intricately carved and takes a bit of work

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Ive just got hot and breathless with alot of other women and one lucky one, it was a very wet situation

Ive just finished aqua aerobics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm spending the day laying pipe.

For a heating system...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingerstips gentley cupped the long black body of the instrument...making gentle movements whilst concentrating as she slowing glided her hand across Europe the smooth white paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingerstips gentley cupped the long black body of the instrument...making gentle movements whilst concentrating as she slowing glided her hand across the smooth white paper

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm off to the sauna and I am going to get very hot and sweaty, might even have a dip.

(I am heading to the sauna).

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Just loaded my shot gun and shot its load :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very thick, long hose and it's pumping "product"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've gently stroked, then applied more and more pressure. My fingers entangled. The temperature rising, slowly.

It's getting harder to breathe, I'm getting wetter and wetter. My neck is marked... people will be able to tell what I've been up to.

Yep. I've just dyed my hair

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By *irtywildsideMan
over a year ago

Barry

I'm masticating AND reproducing at the same time.

(500 A4 photocopies and I'm chewing gum)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At home turning the heat up and hopefully my mouth will be tasting something beautiful very soon.

I'm starting my tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slid the length in my mouth and my lips gently closed around it.

As I ate a banana

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I can hear that in your voice now!

Haha. Not as sexy as I tried to present it. I regret it now.

Sorry! I'm going to struggle to read a few things in a sexy voice now I've heard some. It was cute though.

That was what I was afraid of. Why do women have sexy voices? You can't imagine a guy trying to sell food for Mark and Spencer's can you? "

I finally found one for you lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nJLlgFLnw

It's Mathew Macfadyen - lovely voice!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm down in a seaside town and its wild around here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could really do with a good thorough service". It actually worked once too. Albeit when I came back the 2nd time.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm tossing it off...at work.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm having a pint of coca cola and eating jalapeno pretzel pieces in my local R.B.L

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have had my bucket filled lots today.

Mopping floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been getting my legs behind my head and then being slowly stretched wider and wider until I screamed that I couldn't take anymore.

Stretching and splits at dance class

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've been toying with some pussies most of the evening. Amazing what fun you can have with a bootlace and a ping pong ball.

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