FabSwingers.com forum: IF you were reborn into a fantasy universe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure the whole title came across so I'll repeat it..

IF you were reborn into a fantasy universe - which one and why?

- Any universe whose reality is slightly different than our own.

I'm going for Harry Potter.. because the possibilities are endless, sexual or otherwise.. squib wizard or smuggle I'm going witch hunting for all the right reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fantasy world in Labyrinth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars

I am one with the Force. The Force is with me.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The Culture from Iain M Banks novels. With a proviso I could join Special Circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Culture from Iain M Banks novels. With a proviso I could join Special Circumstances."

Oh wow.. I totally forgot that one! I'm so joining you.. fuck goblins witches and all that.. I'm joining the Culture.. not sure about Special Circumstances though.. maybe before im thinking of passing on to the next plane of existence though.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Star Wars but I'm tempted by a Harry Potter wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Harry Potter. Who wouldn't want to use magic

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch! "

Don't they have to swear off sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch! "

Well you're fucking dead after the first month or so then.. everyone dies in that world.. bad choice my friend lol.. cool universe though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

Now you've double shot yourself

dead in a month with no sex.. oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stormhold-stardust movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My username gives away that it'd have to be game of thrones, a Stark loyalist until I died, which is guaranteed to happen

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Harry Potter for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I'd head to Buckkeep and the world Robin Hobb has created

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wonderful World of Disney.

I'd be a nice Queen.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The Magicians' universe has magic and you get to travel to many different universes and meet the creators, one of whom is a bit of a geek collector and has horns. Oh and there's plenty of sex, straight and bisexual.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Theymscira

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragonball Z for me...I'd be Vegeta's side piece

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.

You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.

You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek."

Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

Lol.. clutching at straws for sex..

but a quick and brutal death no doubt? C'mon pal.. I'll let you select another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My username gives away that it'd have to be game of thrones, a Stark loyalist until I died, which is guaranteed to happen

You know it mate.. horrid nasty brutal death.. just as everyone starts to like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dragonball Z for me...I'd be Vegeta's side piece

Same for me but Dragon Ball Super and I would be Goku's trainee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.

You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek.

Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me. "

I'd stick myself into Virtual Reality and stay there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.

You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek.

Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me. "

Not my call.. I was beaten to it.. I chose Harry potter like a right squib.. holodecks and culture VR means you could experience all these worlds in safety.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.

Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My username gives away that it'd have to be game of thrones, a Stark loyalist until I died, which is guaranteed to happen

You know it mate.. horrid nasty brutal death.. just as everyone starts to like you."
can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dragonball Z for me...I'd be Vegeta's side piece

Now that's a great shout!! DBZ is awesome.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

New Orleans with the warring factions.

Or Supernatural world wherever that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.

Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused

Initially, the thought is that they swear away from sex. However, as Sam points out, nowhere does it say that they can't.

It tells them to abstain from marriage and parenthood, but not the actual deed itself.

LOOPHOLE =

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firefly universe.

I was tempted to say Star Wars or the Potterverse, but I'd end up a force blank or a muggle for sure

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Firefly universe.

I was tempted to say Star Wars or the Potterverse, but I'd end up a force blank or a muggle for sure

I'd let you slitherin to my chamber of secrets

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!

Don't they have to swear off sex?

There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.

Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.

Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused

Initially, the thought is that they swear away from sex. However, as Sam points out, nowhere does it say that they can't.

It tells them to abstain from marriage and parenthood, but not the actual deed itself.

LOOPHOLE =

Yea I get the loophole, I was just thinking I'd like to snuggle up to all those cold manly men on the wall

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Firefly universe.

I was tempted to say Star Wars or the Potterverse, but I'd end up a force blank or a muggle for sure

I'd let you slitherin to my chamber of secrets

Can you stop dangling carrots, I can't help myself today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone watch Samantha Bee's Full Frontal? I'd live in the universe she created to parody Man in the High Castle.

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

Terry pratchettes disc world , I'd be in the guild of seamstress and Buddha can join the watch ??. Or we could live in the ramtops mountains .

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Walmington on Sea. I want to do my bit to defend the Novelty Rock Emporium.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry ladies.. you can't join the Nights Watch! Which means if you want to huddle up to one.. you've got some choices to make.. a whore in the tavern of the vilkage that exists to serve the Watch - which we all know in reality isnt going to be a barrel of laughs.

One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.

Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.

Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Terry pratchettes disc world , I'd be in the guild of seamstress and Buddha can join the watch ??. Or we could live in the ramtops mountains ."

That'd be a very dangerous, bizarre but hilarious world to exist in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies.. you can't join the Nights Watch! Which means if you want to huddle up to one.. you've got some choices to make.. a whore in the tavern of the vilkage that exists to serve the Watch - which we all know in reality isnt going to be a barrel of laughs.

One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.

Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.

Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master

Pick a wildling! Pick a wildling! Although most are dead now courtesy of the white walkers! Maaaaan, I can't wait for the new season!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.

Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.

Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master

Pick a wildling! Pick a wildling! Although most are dead now courtesy of the white walkers! Maaaaan, I can't wait for the new season!"

OK if those are my choices I'll be a wildling I guess. Even though I don't like violence or wearing fur

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Firefly as it looks comfortable

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Ooooh, this is quite the pickle.

Do I go for James Blish's Okie future?

Living forever and flying through space in Manhattan-cum-spaceship.

Do I live in Ankh-Morpork, shoulder to shoulder with Rincewind, Vimes, Carrot, et al?

How about Jasper Fforde's alternate reality. I could be a member of the Nursery-Crime division, tracking down the missing fourth bear or catching the gingerbread man.

Or Malcolm Pryce's Aberystwyth... a dark, noir Welsh seaside town.

Nope. I can't pick OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rivendell....love lord of the rings

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Currently Star City or Tortuga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neal Asher's Polity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old style Star Trek - flying flans, green girls and Shatner with a corset - obviously not wearing red though

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

The discworld, I'd be the lady vetinari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I change my mind? I Can't believe I didn't say Discworld!

I wanna go for a drink in The Mended Drum and risk a dodgy sausage in a bun from CMOT Dibbler!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"

sounds like a really bad porno version of westworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"

Can we meet in the street of Cunilinguist Artificers?

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Discworld (I'm rereading the last continent at the moment) or Pern. To have one of those dragons would be amazing.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?

sounds like a really bad porno version of westworld"

Porno Westworld would be Wetworld.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?

Can we meet in the street of Cunilinguist Artificers?

Sounds like my kinda place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Azeroth, World of Warcraft, loved that game!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Azeroth, World of Warcraft, loved that game! "

Really? But what race and class?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"

You cannot sully the writings of Pratchett with swinging connotations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 13 year old boy in me says Conan the Barbarians Hyboria

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I want to be in the seamstress guild. So disc world would be the one for me. I would love to corrupt captain Carrott.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both

Controversial, but I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 13 year old boy in me says Conan the Barbarians Hyboria"

There 36 year old boy in me likes your suggestion.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both

Controversial, but I like it. "

It had to be done

just imagine han solo saying beam us out of here chewy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a hobbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both

Controversial, but I like it.

It had to be done

just imagine han solo saying beam us out of here chewy "

There's some great memes out there on that subject.

A stormtrooper and a red shirt get in to a fire fight. The stormtrooper still misses but the red shirt dies anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread makes me think of this:

https://youtu.be/lKuc3faQAEs

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

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"Discworld (I'm rereading the last continent at the moment) or Pern. To have one of those dragons would be amazing. "
oh I forgot Pern ( shame on me

) I want to be a dragon rider , or at least have a fire lizzard greeneyes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a hobbit?"
I think you're too tall for that

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both

Controversial, but I like it.

It had to be done

just imagine han solo saying beam us out of here chewy

There's some great memes out there on that subject.

A stormtrooper and a red shirt get in to a fire fight. The stormtrooper still misses but the red shirt dies anyway.

Yes I have seen posts like that lol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm torn between the 'verse, middle earth and the disc

Maybe I can be a gun-toting elf in the Assassin's Guild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MIDDLE EARTH!!!

I want to be an elf so god damned much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton."

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I also kinda like the idea of being in Narnia.... With the talking animals....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted "

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*"

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you"

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?"

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're talking pure fantasy then I'll go with the Continent of the Witcher series.

And if it's sci-fi then I want to be a Hitchhiker :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel"

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a marvel dc comics crossover world where suerheroes existed...and i could be bitten by a radioactive rabbit and get certain superpowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!"

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

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"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy"

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

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over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me..."

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

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over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though"

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*

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over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*"

Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening

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"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*

Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening"

We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!

Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you.

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"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*

Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening

We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!

Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you."

I didn't realise a halfling could be so charming

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over a year ago

"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*

Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening

We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!

Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you.

I didn't realise a halfling could be so charming

It's a little known fact (hehe) that hobbits are among the most talented wordsmiths (and love makers) of middle earth.

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"Hmmm, tough.

Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.

Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted

You've persuade me.

*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*

I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you

Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders

Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?

Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....

If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods

But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!

Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy

I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!

You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...

We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though

Oh marvellous.

*grumbles into smokey wine glass*

Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening

We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!

Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you.

I didn't realise a halfling could be so charming

It's a little known fact (hehe) that hobbits are among the most talented wordsmiths (and love makers) of middle earth."

The Shakespeare's of Middle Earth

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over a year ago

Hobbits have big feet and every one knows what big feet means???? Big shoes

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over a year ago

"Hobbits have big feet and every one knows what big feet means???? Big shoes "

But Hobbits don't wear shoes...

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

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"Hobbits have big feet and every one knows what big feet means???? Big shoes

But Hobbits don't wear shoes..."

Similar issue with big pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy Jackson I think, I want to be a daughter of Aphrodite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land of Ooo. I want to meet Marcelina.

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over a year ago

The Universe in which Fake Taxi is a real thing that happens, and I would be the driver

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over a year ago

"The Universe in which Fake Taxi is a real thing that happens, and I would be the driver"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The Universe in which Fake Taxi is a real thing that happens, and I would be the driver"

Ooh, good shout! I think I'm changing my universe.

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over a year ago

Im glad im not the only fan here

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"The Universe in which Fake Taxi is a real thing that happens, and I would be the driver

Ooh, good shout! I think I'm changing my universe.

Yay!

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