FabSwingers.com forum: Making noises during sex.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I bet lots of people make noises during sex, but does anyone or has anyone ever met anyone who makes comparable noises to that heard in heard in porn films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex did she was screamer and very loud so much stayed in hotel and got manager knockin on door asking to be quiet due to complaints, so at time sneaky quickies at family home weren't possible unless gag was used even then she grunted loud.

Love to meet more loud ladies though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I haven't heard porn film style noises for real, and tbh, if I did I probably piss myself laughing and start looking for the cameraman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there are really people who mime sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I haven't heard porn film style noises for real, and tbh, if I did I probably piss myself laughing and start looking for the cameraman.

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ex did she was screamer and very loud so much stayed in hotel and got manager knockin on door asking to be quiet due to complaints, so at time sneaky quickies at family home weren't possible unless gag was used even then she grunted loud.

Love to meet more loud ladies though lol"

Lol i had to smile at the manager knocking on the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it used freak me out at first thinking wasn't natural but she was very sensitive in areas

But normal noises are better than some she did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed too was so funny gettin told be quiet havin sex was like bein at home lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Yes one woman sounds like a cross between a scream and singing when she comes. Even at parties. Find it hilarious.

Mistress x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Yes one woman sounds like a cross between a scream and singing when she comes. Even at parties. Find it hilarious.

Mistress x"

you sure she's not just joining in with the karaoke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I bet lots of people make noises during sex, but does anyone or has anyone ever met anyone who makes comparable noises to that heard in heard in porn films?

isnt it like listening to a ladies game of tenis at wimbledon?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Quiet as a little mouse i am

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Yep weve been lucky enuff to have played wi a few cpls where the fem is very vocal and as sugar is very vocal the music we make is awsome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't really mind sexy noises but when you get the puff puff pant, wooo hooo, it reminds me a bit like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol......I am a quiet shagged I have heard the odd screamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't really mind sexy noises but when you get the puff puff pant, wooo hooo, it reminds me a bit like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express

Now your showing your age Jack

I of course, don't even know what your talking about. (had to google it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't really mind sexy noises but when you get the puff puff pant, wooo hooo, it reminds me a bit like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express

Now your showing your age Jack

I of course, don't even know what your talking about. (had to google it)"

yeah.... and my cock's a kipper

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Try sitting out on the decking at Chams, that would put a Ron Jeremy Movie to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make quite a bit of noise during sex so I've been told! Although this applies more to constant enjoyment and my tendancy to vocalise it, rather than decibels, lol. To be honest I couldn't care less I'd rather have sex with a lady who was unashamedly enjoying herself as well than a silent beauty type.

Having said that sex when you really shouldn't and having to keep quiet through fear of discovery is always a delicious experience...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very vocal and have actually learned that if you put on a little bit more vocals that they guys get off way quicker.. Guess it makes them feel like a porn star..

lol

But I can be very loud and vocal anyway.

Katie. x

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"don't really mind sexy noises but when you get the puff puff pant, wooo hooo, it reminds me a bit like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express

Now your showing your age Jack

I of course, don't even know what your talking about. (had to google it)

yeah.... and my cock's a kipper

Is it? O fuck! and I've been wearing that as a tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was shagging a lady once and I thought she was a bit weezy

when we'd finished, found she was lying on a squeaky teddy

Sounded like a threesome with Sooty and Sweep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind what noise they make as long as it's genuine and not just 'put on' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to go out with a very loud nurse. One day she started screaming, "I want a baby! Give me a baby!"

I understand impregnation is quite popular in Japanese anime porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't really mind sexy noises but when you get the puff puff pant, wooo hooo, it reminds me a bit like Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express

Now your showing your age Jack

I of course, don't even know what your talking about. (had to google it)

yeah.... and my cock's a kipper

Is it? O fuck! and I've been wearing that as a tie

Kipper tie? 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very vocal and have actually learned that if you put on a little bit more vocals that they guys get off way quicker.."

I'd certainly get off, much quicker than you think - and be out the door and down the road faster than speedy gonzalez on aphetamine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I bet lots of people make noises during sex, but does anyone or has anyone ever met anyone who makes comparable noises to that heard in heard in porn films?

Yep xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

i got compared to a man dragging wardrobes up the stairs - NOT a good sound eh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I bet lots of people make noises during sex, but does anyone or has anyone ever met anyone who makes comparable noises to that heard in heard in porn films?

Yep xx

Ah, that was you in Pygmy Sex 2 was it? Thought I recognised that little arse bobbing up and down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine consist mainly of mmmmmmmmmmm....... oh yesss...... n that feels so good ......... with the occasional ooowa if it's a new sensation and if I am really randy .... yeah! fuck me! or fuck me harder! Wouldn't be the same if I couldn't enjoy these.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

was discussing this the other day wih my fb. i make a fair bit of noise, but assure you its al genuine noises

watching people at chams etc i am amazed by people who just sit there bouncing up and down with a bored expression on their face or discussing the shopping they need to get the next day (assumed conversation, never actually heard anyone discuss the tesco run

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Surely that cant be much fun for the guys!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Nope, I find the Rohypnol tends to take care of that.

that was just a joke before anyone has a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I just interrupt this thread to say what a lovely arse you have K. mmmmm x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

canna suffer it...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can be quiet if kids around .but make great more noise if there now lol sprised my 17y son not tolled us to keep it down yet lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its not the fact im a noisy cow that bothers me its when i realize ive been grunting like a stuck pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cramp a few times (you can _iew that either as 'wow, what a stayer - like extra time at wembley'; or 'you old knacker'!).

One time I cried out very loudly and the lady thought I was getting really into it so reacted by making loads of noise as well. Cue uncontrollable giggles

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