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The worse thing you've done to look good

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I have nicked somebody's underwear as really liked it and it looked amazing on me.

This was 20 odd years ago and no one off fab and felt so guilty ended up getting her a very expensive bday present that year !!

I buy my own now

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill

Whilst at a club saw a lady in a fab dress that I sooooo wanted to wear---- I asked her to swap dresses and lovely lady that she was agreed!!!!!

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Whilst at a club saw a lady in a fab dress that I sooooo wanted to wear---- I asked her to swap dresses and lovely lady that she was agreed!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos. "

I used to be the fat friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent 2 weeks eating nothing but a cup of lentils for lunch and dinner each, and eggs for breakfast so I'd lose the weight I gained over Christmas.

It was a hungry 2 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos. "

For nearly 20 years I've always got on tippy toes in team photos and nobody has ever worked out why I appear a foot taller than the other mutants in the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos.

I used to be the fat friend "

i still am the fat friend.. however i out 'boob' everyone one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nicked somebody's underwear as really liked it and it looked amazing on me.

This was 20 odd years ago and no one off fab and felt so guilty ended up getting her a very expensive bday present that year !!

I buy my own now "
are you the male of the couple shame on you you tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't think of anything like this

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I have nicked somebody's underwear as really liked it and it looked amazing on me.

This was 20 odd years ago and no one off fab and felt so guilty ended up getting her a very expensive bday present that year !!

I buy my own now are you the male of the couple shame on you you tart "

No I'm the lady and shameful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heels!! Some of them are not worth it. Yes my legs and bum look great but bloody hell my feet don't half suffer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nicked somebody's underwear as really liked it and it looked amazing on me.

This was 20 odd years ago and no one off fab and felt so guilty ended up getting her a very expensive bday present that year !!

I buy my own now are you the male of the couple shame on you you tart

No I'm the lady and shameful"
ha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos.

I used to be the fat friend

i still am the fat friend.. however i out 'boob' everyone one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let my friend sit in dog shit when we were camping. I saw it but didn't say anything before she sat down, she had to go home and change her bright white kappa tracksuit bottoms (it was the 90's)

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Stand next to my fattest friends in group photos. "

Hahaha what a good idea. My problem is I'm short so always made to go in front so no filters , photoshopping or fat friends hide my curves

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Tried to cut in a fringe... disaster !

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I let my friend sit in dog shit when we were camping. I saw it but didn't say anything before she sat down, she had to go home and change her bright white kappa tracksuit bottoms (it was the 90's) "

Kappa tracksuit !! I wouldn't have told her either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think i have done anything bad to look better -

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Tried to cut in a fringe... disaster !"

Hahahsha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a mate and is girlfriend at a pub,told him is mum wanted to see him so I could fuck is girlfriend which I did,lol he had me back years later by comeing around my house and telling me a mate I had not seen for years was in our local pub,I went to see him and he fucked my wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let my friend sit in dog shit when we were camping. I saw it but didn't say anything before she sat down, she had to go home and change her bright white kappa tracksuit bottoms (it was the 90's)

Kappa tracksuit !! I wouldn't have told her either "

Honestly there was a bloody good reason as well. This 'friend' was the one who had two bunk beds in her bedroom and her mum was really chilled so there were 4 of us main girls that would always sleep over her house on the weekend. Could even go to her house when she wasn't there and her mum would let you have rolys and make you food.

If I ever fancied anyone, she would start fancying them too and then you couldn't like them anymore cos she'd go in a mood with you and if she was in a mood the other 2 would follow suit as she was the one who's house we would be in all the time so essentially she pulled the strings, I could've battered her but that wouldn't have solved anything.

Anyway the dog shit situation was off the back of me fancying this guy for ages and we would snog and dry hump and let him finger me but then she started fancying him. I wasn't allowed to fancy him anymore, he would try and take me off for a smooch and I'd have to say, I can't cos Gemma fancies you and he'd be like but I don't like her and then would be in a mood with me cos I was supposed to be his bird (we were teenagers) We all went camping he wanted to share my tent, she said she wanted to share his tent, she went to sit down and I let her sit in a big pile of dog shit, she went home to change and didn't come back! End of story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let my friend sit in dog shit when we were camping. I saw it but didn't say anything before she sat down, she had to go home and change her bright white kappa tracksuit bottoms (it was the 90's)

Kappa tracksuit !! I wouldn't have told her either

Honestly there was a bloody good reason as well. This 'friend' was the one who had two bunk beds in her bedroom and her mum was really chilled so there were 4 of us main girls that would always sleep over her house on the weekend. Could even go to her house when she wasn't there and her mum would let you have rolys and make you food.

If I ever fancied anyone, she would start fancying them too and then you couldn't like them anymore cos she'd go in a mood with you and if she was in a mood the other 2 would follow suit as she was the one who's house we would be in all the time so essentially she pulled the strings, I could've battered her but that wouldn't have solved anything.

Anyway the dog shit situation was off the back of me fancying this guy for ages and we would snog and dry hump and let him finger me but then she started fancying him. I wasn't allowed to fancy him anymore, he would try and take me off for a smooch and I'd have to say, I can't cos Gemma fancies you and he'd be like but I don't like her and then would be in a mood with me cos I was supposed to be his bird (we were teenagers) We all went camping he wanted to share my tent, she said she wanted to share his tent, she went to sit down and I let her sit in a big pile of dog shit, she went home to change and didn't come back! End of story! "

I like your posts but sometimes you scare me, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let my friend sit in dog shit when we were camping. I saw it but didn't say anything before she sat down, she had to go home and change her bright white kappa tracksuit bottoms (it was the 90's)

Kappa tracksuit !! I wouldn't have told her either

Honestly there was a bloody good reason as well. This 'friend' was the one who had two bunk beds in her bedroom and her mum was really chilled so there were 4 of us main girls that would always sleep over her house on the weekend. Could even go to her house when she wasn't there and her mum would let you have rolys and make you food.

If I ever fancied anyone, she would start fancying them too and then you couldn't like them anymore cos she'd go in a mood with you and if she was in a mood the other 2 would follow suit as she was the one who's house we would be in all the time so essentially she pulled the strings, I could've battered her but that wouldn't have solved anything.

Anyway the dog shit situation was off the back of me fancying this guy for ages and we would snog and dry hump and let him finger me but then she started fancying him. I wasn't allowed to fancy him anymore, he would try and take me off for a smooch and I'd have to say, I can't cos Gemma fancies you and he'd be like but I don't like her and then would be in a mood with me cos I was supposed to be his bird (we were teenagers) We all went camping he wanted to share my tent, she said she wanted to share his tent, she went to sit down and I let her sit in a big pile of dog shit, she went home to change and didn't come back! End of story! "

This is hilarious!! I had a 'friend' like this in school. She would steal my really nice Ben Sherman school shirts and tell me how much better she looked in them.

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