FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal....

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What animal would you be....and why?

I would be a Lioness because I am assertive and selective with the males, I have long claws and I'm well groomed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear. Pretty intense, yet sleeps for a good chunk of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a giraffe simply because I fine them tall and elegant and of course they are ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse, so you could ride me fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird - because I want to fly and see the world from a different view.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A dolphin for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse, so you could ride me fs

Someone had to lower the tone

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Wolf

easy :p

Loyal but fierce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a kitty. A bad kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird - because I want to fly and see the world from a different view. "

A pigeon, so I could shit on people I don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sloth. cold chillin' and watching the world go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very hungry caterpillar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to number one chap, I am a baby deer, on ice, on roller skates. I'm a little clumsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth. Always. They're my spirit animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Orca, I love swimming and I'd want to be an animal that's an apex predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse, so you could ride me fs

Someone had to lower the tone

Neigggghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortoise. I'm quite laid back and just go with the flow. Ill get there when I get there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tortoise. I'm quite laid back and just go with the flow. Ill get there when I get there! "

Fuck sending you to get the breakfast rolls fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tortoise. I'm quite laid back and just go with the flow. Ill get there when I get there! "

Can we put a kitten on your back and post it to YouTube for LOLZ!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockroach

Hey its got the word cock in the name ..

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By *nglishdave57Man
over a year ago

Dartford

I'm a worker bee

The queen is always on my back to do stuff around the hive!!

I think there are a few hedgehogs in this site

Very prickly and difficult to get close to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great white shark.. with my brain. Imagine the fun you could have popping up in the Middle of a crowded beach? I don't think I'd eat anyone and just stick to the seals.. but I'd freak them out big time.

That or a Bonobo Chimp.. filthy little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tortoise. I'm quite laid back and just go with the flow. Ill get there when I get there!

Can we put a kitten on your back and post it to YouTube for LOLZ!?"

Kitten here reporting for duty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Piranha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger...chilled out, enjoy a swim, but wild n crazy when the need takes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo."

We both chose Bonobo.. I guess we know our animals and ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well durh..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that other people didn't want to shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird - because I want to fly and see the world from a different view.

A pigeon, so I could shit on people I don't like

I would be a parrot because I don't shut up, plus I like the pretty colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo.

We both chose Bonobo.. I guess we know our animals and ourselves

Miss Piggy first though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monkey of course!

I'd use my long tail to do plenty of swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo.

We both chose Bonobo.. I guess we know our animals and ourselves

Miss Piggy first though!

I was a shark first.. lol.. but we both chose a primary and resorted to the Bonobo as a 2nd.. probably says a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo.

We both chose Bonobo.. I guess we know our animals and ourselves

Miss Piggy first though!

I was a shark first.. lol.. but we both chose a primary and resorted to the Bonobo as a 2nd.. probably says a lot. "

My money's on miss piggy in miss piggy vs shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Piggy is my spirit animal

But for actual animal... Bonobo.

We both chose Bonobo.. I guess we know our animals and ourselves

Miss Piggy first though!

I was a shark first.. lol.. but we both chose a primary and resorted to the Bonobo as a 2nd.. probably says a lot.

My money's on miss piggy in miss piggy vs shark

LMAO!

so is mine.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My nephew says I'd be a golden retriever because they are used for guide dogs and I like helping people

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Meerkat

simples!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A penguin, cos they are well funny innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panther. Black though not pink

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/17 17:25:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/17 17:25:16]"

Saxophonist isn't an animal...unless you mean that guy...

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

Cougar... just like I am on here ha!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

A goldfish, because they live life for the moment and ... I've forgotten what we were talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/17 17:25:16]

Saxophonist isn't an animal...unless you mean that guy..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised no ladies have said millipede. I've met some with enough shoes!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Polar bear, looks harmless but can be a bit of a fucker if poked with a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orangutan obvs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

German Shepherd as loyal as they come but treated badly will rip you to shreds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tortoise. I'm quite laid back and just go with the flow. Ill get there when I get there!

Can we put a kitten on your back and post it to YouTube for LOLZ!?

Kitten here reporting for duty

Jump on

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"German Shepherd as loyal as they come but treated badly will rip you to shreds!"

Sounds a lot like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cuddy bear because I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bee. They're not supposed to be able to fly. And just look at what they do. Without them we would struggle.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Polar bear, looks harmless but can be a bit of a fucker if poked with a stick

OMG this made me laugh so much!! I don't think any animal likes being poked with a stick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunny rabbit

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

A panda ??.... Eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the 3 headed dog cerberus. Guardian of the gates to the underworld

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A tom cat...in the alley.... Prowling with the pussies at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog because everyone will live me, no matter how much of a shit I can be

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A tom cat...in the alley.... Prowling with the pussies at night."

Like men do on here lol.

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