FabSwingers.com forum: Best or worst joke you know?

By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

For me I heard in manchester made me giggle was

your mums so ugly even Cillit wouldn't Bang her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stick

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

What's E.T. short for ?

Because he has little legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best thing about Switzerland?"

For a start, the flags a big plus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best thing about Switzerland?

For a start, the flags a big plus. "

Badum tish

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

The man who invented bubble wrap shoes has popped his clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I heard in manchester made me giggle was

your mums so ugly even Cillit wouldn't Bang her"
Danielle’s her name, or Measles – as the guys call her, basically because everyone’s had her once and nobody really wants her a second time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a banana and a vibrator on a bedside table, the banana says to the vibrator What are you shaking for, she's going to eat me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher: kids what part of you goes to heaven when u die?

Timmy : your legs miss

Teacher: umm why do you say that Tim?

Timmy : I walked into my parents bedroom lastnight, they where wrestling naked with dad on top, mum's legs in the air shouting 'oh my God I'm coming'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with car on his head?

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call Batman when he skips church.

Christian Bale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard brexit could leave you with soft dick.

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By *rebor1955Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I went to doctor and told him that I had noticed that since I have been taking steroids my penis has shrunk.

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' Anabolic?

No just my penis.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What do you call an exploding monkey ?

A ba-boom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A greasy log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hang on to your nuts, this will be one hell of a blow job!

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

[Removed by poster at 15/05/17 06:17:13]

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Two blonde's walked into a building.

You would have thought one of them would have seen it.....

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

How do you know a blonde works in the office.

Theres tippex on the computer screens.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb.

No one knows, they've never managed to do it yet.

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