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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge

Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor ickle spider, going about his business, dealing with the flies n stuff and along comes a big monster and squishes him.

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge

It scared the crap out of us we are watching a horror aswell spiders should know their place and it is not on hubbies lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great bedtime story! Am on lookout now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the big mummy spider you want to watch out for now then.

Spider revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill! "

Typical American.

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Poor ickle spider, going about his business, dealing with the flies n stuff and along comes a big monster and squishes him. "

Squished no fried the hell out off with an insect zapper shaped like a tennis racket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill!

Typical American. "

'Mother of All Pint Glasses with a bit of card to catch it and throw it in the garden' isn't catchy enough for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill!

Typical American.

'Mother of All Pint Glasses with a bit of card to catch it and throw it in the garden' isn't catchy enough for them "

Maybe they thought it was trying to develop nuclear weapons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor ickle spider, going about his business, dealing with the flies n stuff and along comes a big monster and squishes him.

Squished no fried the hell out off with an insect zapper shaped like a tennis racket."

They're waiting till your asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SATURDAY SPIDER SLAUGHTER HORROR

Uxbridge man claims self defence after slaying housewives favourite Joey "The Jump" Spider in frenzied attack !!!!...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead"

I'm about to go to bed noooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness "

Do they play with it or snaffle it down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't tell me things like that before I go to sleep I need to find a bodyguard now to save me from feckin jumpy spiders

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I saw the word spider, I knew I shouldn't have looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness

Do they play with it or snaffle it down?"

One likes to torture them...pull them apart piece by piece. The other is a quick killer. It just depends on who sees it first...

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge


"It's the big mummy spider you want to watch out for now then.

Spider revenge"

He fries those aswell they make a crackling noise when the egg sack splits and the eggs pop. His hatred for all spiders is worse then anyone elses ive ever known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness

Do they play with it or snaffle it down?"

Or sniff it's ass?

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge


"SATURDAY SPIDER SLAUGHTER HORROR

Uxbridge man claims self defence after slaying housewives favourite Joey "The Jump" Spider in frenzied attack !!!!...

xx

Thankyou pissed myself laughing

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

A word or few of advice earplugs tissue up your nose and close your mouth while you sleep. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders. "

There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.

Oh my mistake it was just a shadow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.

There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.

Oh my mistake it was just a shadow

"

Just smack it really hard in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.

There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.

Oh my mistake it was just a shadow

Just smack it really hard in case "

But then I'd have to take my hand away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love spiders, great little creatures

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge

They are getting very brave to actually jump up onto a human leg. it ran towards us then rose its two front legs just as it jumped. just did a bit of goggleing and thats an attack

Brave little fecker though not so little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a flamethrower next week then .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.

There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.

Oh my mistake it was just a shadow

Just smack it really hard in case

But then I'd have to take my hand away "

You may keep it there xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's the big mummy spider you want to watch out for now then.

Spider revenge

He fries those aswell they make a crackling noise when the egg sack splits and the eggs pop. His hatred for all spiders is worse then anyone elses ive ever known"

Not worse than mine, they scare me to death, stupid isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lived in Australia the first spider I seen was one of these jumping ones. Its dad must have been a kangaroo or something. Didn't actually see it walk as such. It just get bouncing around room

If there was one country I wasn't going to mess around with spiders, Australia was it. So sadly it had to get squashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely see a nuke as a reasonable response to a spider any bigger than a 50p

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"love spiders, great little creatures "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went in my shed out the back garden to show my friend the vinyl I'd put on the floor, she started screaming cos there was a spider on the back of my t shirt! The spider was on me for fuck sake so dunno why she was screaming, I just let it crawl on my hand and put her back in the shed! Never been scared of spiders, slugs, now they're a different thing altogether, they slay me and can sense my fear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love spiders, great little creatures

So do I "

ingenious little things! from trapdoor spiders to bolas spiders (they are a bit ugly i'll admit!) i think they're genius!

i have a common orb weaver tattoo on my chest, those beautiful tiger striped ones you see in gardens all summer long! i think they're gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a jumping spider in my washing basket today, it was only small, about the size of a 5p but it jumped all over the place and it was quick. I never kill spiders tho, I just caught it and put it out of the window. I never kill useful creatures, flies are pretty much all I'll kill and even then I get a feeling of guilt afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have burned the house down.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I had a jumping spider in my washing basket today, it was only small, about the size of a 5p but it jumped all over the place and it was quick. I never kill spiders tho, I just caught it and put it out of the window. I never kill useful creatures, flies are pretty much all I'll kill and even then I get a feeling of guilt afterwards. "

this...spiders are nice people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead"
awwww broke his neck on way back down I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders its why God gave us slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am scared of spiders and I'd be terrified if I saw them jumping. I'm all for killing them and would never leave them in the house to catch flies, that's what my can of Raid is for.

My son is scared of spiders but has a game on the VR called face your fears which is basically spiders walking near you and jumping on you. He only lasts a few minutes as it is apparently very realistic. I am too frightened to even have a seconds glance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SATURDAY SPIDER SLAUGHTER HORROR

Uxbridge man claims self defence after slaying housewives favourite Joey "The Jump" Spider in frenzied attack !!!!...

xx

"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the mild weather apparently there's going to be an increase in spiders... And human/pet fleas...

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When they harvest the field next door I get some horrors start crawling there way in. Even my Mastiff runs away from them. Never had a jumper though would be time to fetch the mossberg.

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish


"I'd have burned the house down. "

hahaha made me laugh that did

(jo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness

Do they play with it or snaffle it down?

One likes to torture them...pull them apart piece by piece. The other is a quick killer. It just depends on who sees it first... "

I don't mind spiders but my wife can't abide them.

We used to have a Jack Russell terrier that we tried to train to hunt spiders.

The dog would get all enthusiastic and attack the spider, but then spit it out her mouth with a very confused expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders its why God gave us slippers "

Something warm for the spiders to sleep in?

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

I say we take off and nuke the spider from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Scared shirtless now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scared shirtless now "

Please remain shirtless, I like it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"It scared the crap out of us we are watching a horror aswell spiders should know their place and it is not on hubbies lap"

Maybe it was scared of the film too.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It scared the crap out of us we are watching a horror aswell spiders should know their place and it is not on hubbies lap

Maybe it was scared of the film too.

"

it only came for a cuddle

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By *earandmonkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge


"It scared the crap out of us we are watching a horror aswell spiders should know their place and it is not on hubbies lap

Maybe it was scared of the film too.

it only came for a cuddle

Then itgot more then it bargined for"

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