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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you doing? Being a stand-in stand-up (erect!) Jim?** Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome. And not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Lets get ready to nocturnal. Smiley face.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh Hello.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I was trying

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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We can have a 3 pronged attack now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Hello. "

Hello, I thought it doesn't hurt to have more than one. And there's no way I can catch back up on answering everyone on the other one, before the 175. So here goes.

Come work with me, Honey! You're first and a partner in this venture, till realjim arrives.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Alright treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fs it's like walking into a territorial, dafuqs going on? Can everyone stop counterfeiting EJ's intellectual property.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was trying

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Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:24:09]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We can have a 3 pronged attack now"

Phwoooaaarrr.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh Hello.

Hello, I thought it doesn't hurt to have more than one. And there's no way I can catch back up on answering everyone on the other one, before the 175. So here goes.

Come work with me, Honey! You're first and a partner in this venture, till realjim arrives. "

Well isn't this scary

Who wants my nocturnal virginity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Estella. Good evening all. I'm at work. I love that my falls when this chat starts x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright treacle "

'Sup Dan. How are your pearlies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two."

No Jimpasse here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy Doody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:26:21]

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I struggle with one of these

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fs it's like walking into a territorial, dafuqs going on? Can everyone stop counterfeiting EJ's intellectual property. "

Naw. I'm simply the support act before he arrives.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My falls? My BREAK (oh dear)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:24:09]"

What was that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Hello.

Hello, I thought it doesn't hurt to have more than one. And there's no way I can catch back up on answering everyone on the other one, before the 175. So here goes.

Come work with me, Honey! You're first and a partner in this venture, till realjim arrives.

Well isn't this scary

Who wants my nocturnal virginity? "

Who wants to noc Honey's backdoors in?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two."

No. I shall sulk.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two.

No Jimpasse here today "

Jimpressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Estella. Good evening all. I'm at work. I love that my falls when this chat starts x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Redfox - I like the way you work it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Howdy Doody "

Howdy diddlin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim-ish "

Is that like Amish?

Good eeeeeeeeevening Bunny. I liked your comment on Sexyspecs' thread. You made a good point.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here "

Who are we perving on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me confused "

Me Jimstella

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here "

Filth

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So I've left the house today, first time in over a week. Means I'm feeling lots better

May have found another gardener, which is awesome.

Made my own salad dressing recipe up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Estella. Good evening all. I'm at work. I love that my falls when this chat starts x

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Redfox - I like the way you work it. "

Oh thanks. Even though my message only made sense in my head

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So I've left the house today, first time in over a week. Means I'm feeling lots better

May have found another gardener, which is awesome.

Made my own salad dressing recipe up "

Yay! Does this mean you don't need me anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Estella, good evening gang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two.

No Jimpasse here today "

Jimagine that! Good eeeeeeeeevening Swing. You're looking very shady, what's going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here

Filth "

Yep you know it, I do not hide it at all

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So I've left the house today, first time in over a week. Means I'm feeling lots better

May have found another gardener, which is awesome.

Made my own salad dressing recipe up

Yay! Does this mean you don't need me anymore? "

Nooo, I'll always need you

Are you feeling better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me confused

Me Jimstella "

Me motorboat Jimstella boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:24:09]

What was that? "

Slight case of fat fingeritis on the typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Estella. How's your day been. I'm drinking wine and watching the Eurovision x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Good evening Estella, good evening gang! "

*melts* at that pic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So I've left the house today, first time in over a week. Means I'm feeling lots better

May have found another gardener, which is awesome.

Made my own salad dressing recipe up

Yay! Does this mean you don't need me anymore?

Nooo, I'll always need you

Are you feeling better?"

Oh you

Much of a muchness.

I'm almost back to normal...subjective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy Doody "

Doody what?! How are you Tatt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim-ish

Is that like Amish?

Good eeeeeeeeevening Bunny. I liked your comment on Sexyspecs' thread. You made a good point. "

Thank you. There's always two sides to everything x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:26:21]"

You don't say!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here

Filth

Yep you know it, I do not hide it at all "

You have enough for the both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening just tidied up after my messy friends and lurking around fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy Doody

Howdy diddlin?"

Howsyour diddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I struggle with one of these "

I hadn't realised Meli was answering - until too late.

I can stop?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

Who are we perving on?"

A new victim

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No one wants my noc-ginity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here "

Happy sofa pervin' Red. That's where Jim normally operates from!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

Who are we perving on?

A new victim "

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here

Filth

Yep you know it, I do not hide it at all

You have enough for the both of us "

My plan is a good one though you have to agree!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity "

Oh hi you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My falls? My BREAK (oh dear)"

I didn't like to ask!! I'm glad you weren't hurt and nothing was broken...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hello, I'm scheming, planning and perving on here

Filth

Yep you know it, I do not hide it at all

You have enough for the both of us

My plan is a good one though you have to agree! "

It is splendid indeed brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here "

Room on my sofa.....For a " Tiny " one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity

Oh hi you "

Have you come to deflower me?

I'm no Jim I was born with a quim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two.

No. I shall sulk.

"

I'm sorry, I hadn't realised you were actually answering them all. And I didn't want there not to be one where everyone was acknowledged. 'pologies.

Do you want to take the reins - I wasn't going to do tonight's and am happy to not do so if someone is keen!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm almost back to normal...subjective "

Love that

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

Room on my sofa.....For a " Tiny " one"

Haha but I'm 8ft long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Estella and All. Watching Twelve Years a Slave with a cuppa. Trying to resist a tube of rolos that keep looking at me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim's looking mighty attractive tonight

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity

Oh hi you

Have you come to deflower me?

I'm no Jim I was born with a quim "

Yeah, why not. I have unexpected time on my hand . That's fine, I have more experience with quims than Jims.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Loaded up 'Miller's Crossing' on Sky Greats, 5 stars and never seen it before

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm almost back to normal...subjective

Love that "

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[panties removed by poster at 13/05/17 22:24:09]"

ooooofffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was trying

Awww well done. It's not a prob to have two.

No. I shall sulk.

"

Away you go then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honey - you got this?

Good stuff - don't leave anyone out.

Thanks

Have fun all x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity

Oh hi you

Have you come to deflower me?

I'm no Jim I was born with a quim

Yeah, why not. I have unexpected time on my hand . That's fine, I have more experience with quims than Jims. "

Will you be gentle with me?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

Happy sofa pervin' Red. That's where Jim normally operates from! "

Thanks Estella. You inspired me to have a littke listen to wandering eyes earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. On the sofa having a perv on here

Room on my sofa.....For a " Tiny " one

Haha but I'm 8ft long!"

Then we'll just have to squish up or one of us will have to go on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Honey - you got this?

Good stuff - don't leave anyone out.

Thanks

Have fun all x"

Oh crap. Ok yeah

Hello you lot...let's do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wave*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

I'm sorry, I hadn't realised you were actually answering them all. And I didn't want there not to be one where everyone was acknowledged. 'pologies.

Do you want to take the reins - I wasn't going to do tonight's and am happy to not do so if someone is keen! "

No, it's fine! I was just trying to salvage a bit of a poor start to a thread and make it more inclusive and chat to those I like. This one means I can relax a bit.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though "

Nice photo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wave* "

That was the very next thing I was going to do!! BlueCarrot, this one's for you...

/

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity

Oh hi you

Have you come to deflower me?

I'm no Jim I was born with a quim

Yeah, why not. I have unexpected time on my hand . That's fine, I have more experience with quims than Jims.

Will you be gentle with me? "

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears "

Erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My falls? My BREAK (oh dear)

I didn't like to ask!! I'm glad you weren't hurt and nothing was broken... "

Why thank you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No one wants my noc-ginity

Oh hi you

Have you come to deflower me?

I'm no Jim I was born with a quim

Yeah, why not. I have unexpected time on my hand . That's fine, I have more experience with quims than Jims.

Will you be gentle with me?

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned."

Oh you coming at me from 27°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*wave*

That was the very next thing I was going to do!! BlueCarrot, this one's for you...

/"

I came in specially for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo. "

Big boy pants are on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears "

Can I sit on it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Will you be gentle with me?

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned.

Oh you coming at me from 27° "

You've had something to drink, yeah?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"

Will you be gentle with me?

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned.

Oh you coming at me from 27°

You've had something to drink, yeah? "

Litres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[panties put back on by poster at 13/05/17 22:45:09]

ooooofffft "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on "

Gerrrem orf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears

Can I sit on it "

Can you do it in the lbd and heels

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Will you be gentle with me?

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned.

Oh you coming at me from 27°

You've had something to drink, yeah?

Litres "

You make me pee in excitement.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So out today I had a nice chat with a car salesman and we agreed that the ONLY Porsche is the 911

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evenin' Estella, evenin' all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears

Can I sit on it

Can you do it in the lbd and heels "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Estella, hi everyone

In the absence of Jim's erection I thought I'd offer a substandard substitute until he reappears

Erection "

Meli

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"So out today I had a nice chat with a car salesman and we agreed that the ONLY Porsche is the 911 "

Yeah... after the 918 Spyder.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"

Will you be gentle with me?

Yeah. My lack of sex time this evening does mean I'm a bit randy so be warned.

Oh you coming at me from 27°

You've had something to drink, yeah?

Litres

You make me squirt in excitement. "

I do hope so

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evenin' Estella, evenin' all "

I'm 'fraid you got me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on

Gerrrem orf "

Nobody wants to see that

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Estella, evenin' all

I'm 'fraid you got me now "

The thing we all ask about Jenny

Is, "Surely there cannot be many

Young girls in the place

With so lovely a face?"

The answer to that is, "Not any!"

Evenin' Miss Honey

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So out today I had a nice chat with a car salesman and we agreed that the ONLY Porsche is the 911

Yeah... after the 918 Spyder. "

Too rockety looking for me, I am a little bit girlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on "

() I remember a conversation about me putting on my big girl pants when I'd been here a month

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over a year ago


"So today has been a bit shit.

It's picked up this evening though

Nice photo.

Big boy pants are on

() I remember a conversation about me putting on my big girl pants when I'd been here a month "

I remember that one too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evenin' Estella, evenin' all "

From ignoring my posts in a thread,

My eyes have become quite red,

I thought we would fuck,

But alas no such luck,

I'll find another wordsmith to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*wave*

That was the very next thing I was going to do!! BlueCarrot, this one's for you...

/

I came in specially for you. "

Thank you!! Welcome to the The late late nocturnal thread©™ - I am thrilled you came.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It was a lovely sunny day too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"So out today I had a nice chat with a car salesman and we agreed that the ONLY Porsche is the 911

Yeah... after the 918 Spyder.

Too rockety looking for me, I am a little bit girlie "

And you prefer less performance evidently

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evenin' Estella, evenin' all

I'm 'fraid you got me now

The thing we all ask about Jenny

Is, "Surely there cannot be many

Young girls in the place

With so lovely a face?"

The answer to that is, "Not any!"

Evenin' Miss Honey"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from work 13 hour shift

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Estella, evenin' all

From ignoring my posts in a thread,

My eyes have become quite red,

I thought we would fuck,

But alas no such luck,

I'll find another wordsmith to bed."

I thought that I had replied?

When your comments I spied

I feel so bad

That I've made you sad

A piece inside of me's died

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So out today I had a nice chat with a car salesman and we agreed that the ONLY Porsche is the 911

Yeah... after the 918 Spyder.

Too rockety looking for me, I am a little bit girlie

And you prefer less performance evidently "

In my car, not my men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Estella. How's your day been. I'm drinking wine and watching the Eurovision x "

Hi Angie, not sure if you got missed in the handover to Honey. But I wanted to say good eeeeeeeeeeevening. My day has been rather lazy and fab-centric, but I had a rather difficult Friday afternoon at work so felt it was okay to really use today to chill out. I'm drinking coffee and watching Eurovision - I really liked Moldova's sax playing leg dancing number! How about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening just tidied up after my messy friends and lurking around fab"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Venus!! Trapped any unsuspecting men? What dirty friends you have, getting all messy with you.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought that I had replied?

When your comments I spied

I feel so bad

That I've made you sad

A piece inside of me's died

"

I think it's a little too late

My quim it can not just wait

It seeks constant adoration

From fabs/posts it gets elation

Not a man who does nowt but slate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Estella and All. Watching Twelve Years a Slave with a cuppa. Trying to resist a tube of rolos that keep looking at me, "

Can I have your last rolo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim's looking mighty attractive tonight "

He *always* does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loaded up 'Miller's Crossing' on Sky Greats, 5 stars and never seen it before "

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in from work 13 hour shift "

That's a long sha..shift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Estella. How's your day been. I'm drinking wine and watching the Eurovision x

Hi Angie, not sure if you got missed in the handover to Honey. But I wanted to say good eeeeeeeeeeevening. My day has been rather lazy and fab-centric, but I had a rather difficult Friday afternoon at work so felt it was okay to really use today to chill out. I'm drinking coffee and watching Eurovision - I really liked Moldova's sax playing leg dancing number! How about you?"

That's ok, it's busy so easy to lose track. Oh that's not so good and yes it's ok to have a chill out day. I'm drinking wine as I'm watching the Eurovision, it's been a wine type of day. I liked the yodelling song funny enough. But there was a few good ones tonight x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Estella. How's your day been. I'm drinking wine and watching the Eurovision x

Hi Angie, not sure if you got missed in the handover to Honey. But I wanted to say good eeeeeeeeeeevening. My day has been rather lazy and fab-centric, but I had a rather difficult Friday afternoon at work so felt it was okay to really use today to chill out. I'm drinking coffee and watching Eurovision - I really liked Moldova's sax playing leg dancing number! How about you?"

I'm getting sidetracked by Eurovision...sorry.

I did like Portugal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Estella. How's your day been. I'm drinking wine and watching the Eurovision x

Hi Angie, not sure if you got missed in the handover to Honey. But I wanted to say good eeeeeeeeeeevening. My day has been rather lazy and fab-centric, but I had a rather difficult Friday afternoon at work so felt it was okay to really use today to chill out. I'm drinking coffee and watching Eurovision - I really liked Moldova's sax playing leg dancing number! How about you?

That's ok, it's busy so easy to lose track. Oh that's not so good and yes it's ok to have a chill out day. I'm drinking wine as I'm watching the Eurovision, it's been a wine type of day. I liked the yodelling song funny enough. But there was a few good ones tonight x "

It was yodel-tastic!! Not a whine in sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought that I had replied?

When your comments I spied

I feel so bad

That I've made you sad

A piece inside of me's died

I think it's a little too late

My quim it can not just wait

It seeks constant adoration

From fabs/posts it gets elation

Not a man who does nowt but slate

"

I believe this must be fate

a vision of a beautiful quim

I yearn to lick it

or maybe just flick it

surely this isn't a whim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Such poets here tonight on the The late late nocturnal thread©™

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Tonight is going well

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Such poets here tonight on the The late late nocturnal thread©™ "

Thank you, thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well "

Oh Errol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lovely Estella, and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well "

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Such poets here tonight on the The late late nocturnal thread©™

Thank you, thank you "

Loved them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol "

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovely Estella, and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG, you're looking saucy. How are you?

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I am not watching Eurocrap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not watching Eurocrap "

Bet you voted out too!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is this the first one after the Brexit vote?

If so we'll get minus points

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I am not watching Eurocrap

Bet you voted out too! "

I stopped watching that rubbish program well before I voted out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?"

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon. "

I confess to being addicted to Eurovision.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke! "

Joke overroled.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Tonight is going well

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon.

I confess to being addicted to Eurovision."

Last I watched it Gina-G was murdering Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not watching Eurocrap

Bet you voted out too!

I stopped watching that rubbish program well before I voted out "

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke! "

Has it been used? Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo "

Tink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon.

I confess to being addicted to Eurovision."

You let me down!! *shakes head*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious "

I like subtitle humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nighty , night sexy peeps.

Fun was had XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nighty , night sexy peeps.

Fun was had XX"

Na night - thank you for coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely Estella, and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG, you're looking saucy. How are you?"

You're looking pretty yummy yourself!

I'm mighty fine, thanks. Watching crap on tv, and a little perving. How're you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nighty , night sexy peeps.

Fun was had XX

Na night - thank you for coming "

Didn't realise I did

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious

I like subtitle humour "

Me too, quelle surprise

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon.

I confess to being addicted to Eurovision.

You let me down!! *shakes head*"

Tonight would never have worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovely Estella, and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG, you're looking saucy. How are you?

You're looking pretty yummy yourself!

I'm mighty fine, thanks. Watching crap on tv, and a little perving. How're you? "

I'm all good! Relaxed massively today, and watching Eurovision now (well it's on the screen behind where I'm typing to you!) - perving anyone in particular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo "

*sprinkles Holy water*

The power of Christ compels you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nighty , night sexy peeps.

Fun was had XX

Na night - thank you for coming

Didn't realise I did "

You faked it?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious

I like subtitle humour

Me too, quelle surprise "

I totally voted in though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

No, too many cocks have possibly spoilt the broth. But then again, Eurovision is on and it's distracting a lot of us, and let's face it - we mostly come here for Jim. I know I do.

He should hopefully be here soon.

I confess to being addicted to Eurovision.

You let me down!! *shakes head*

Tonight would never have worked "

My funny bone is lacking. I kinda need Jim to turn me on. So to speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo

*sprinkles Holy water*

The power of Christ compels you "

Good Lord! What's happening?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke!

Has it been used? Where?"

Swingers and roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo

*sprinkles Holy water*

The power of Christ compels you

Good Lord! What's happening?"

I'm hoping her head doesn't spin round and there is no pea soup involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke!

Has it been used? Where?

Swingers and roundabouts "

That's the point - Jim uses that all the time, I mixed it up.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo

*sprinkles Holy water*

The power of Christ compels you

Good Lord! What's happening?

I'm hoping her head doesn't spin round and there is no pea soup involved "

Always a risk when someone is stupid d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke!

Has it been used? Where?

Swingers and roundabouts

That's the point - Jim uses that all the time, I mixed it up. "

I thought you meant someone had said Flynns and roundabouts! I'd have accepted that criticism!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious

I like subtitle humour

Me too, quelle surprise

I totally voted in though. "

I only voted out to save the Universe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight is going well

Oh Errol

Flynns and roundabouts, eh?

Naaaaao. You can't sort of reuse an earlier joke!

Has it been used? Where?

Swingers and roundabouts

That's the point - Jim uses that all the time, I mixed it up.

I thought you meant someone had said Flynns and roundabouts! I'd have accepted that criticism!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh I am stu0ido drug K hillo

*sprinkles Holy water*

The power of Christ compels you

Good Lord! What's happening?

I'm hoping her head doesn't spin round and there is no pea soup involved "

Exorcist. Someone who is anti their former Lord of the Rings lovers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My bed is calling me "KM come to bed", that sort of thing. So I must bid you all good night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"EV was entertaining when Terry Wogan did it. And you put the subtitles on. They could barely keep up and some of the typing was truly hilarious

I like subtitle humour

Me too, quelle surprise

I totally voted in though.

I only voted out to save the Universe "

You failed!

But no politics here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Na night, sleep tight Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nocturnal peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's very good

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

We have one vote in, one vote out

In, out, in, out

It's what it's all about.

They'll ruin the economy and turn around

"You shouldn't have voted out"

Sorry, just sort of popped into my head

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Thank you

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