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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My toaster has broken. What do I do now? Guess I'll just have to curl up and die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use oven grill, or a gas hob, or open fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toaster has broken. What do I do now? Guess I'll just have to curl up and die!"

Go and ask next door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask one of your female neighbour if you can borrow hers then take a shit in her toilet to mark your territory

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Use oven grill, or a gas hob, or open fire!"

Yep that simple

Rest of the world carry on as your were

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i don't have a toaster, we use the grill. got no microwave either, hate things cluttering up my kitchen here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask one of your female neighbour if you can borrow hers then take a shit in her toilet to mark your territory "

Oh my, a man of refinement...

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