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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Are you a parper ?

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over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a mean brap...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Nooooooooooo feelthy beeches......

Do you parp your car horn when you're driving ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good honky honky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urban dictionary says: Parping - as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Ohhhhhhh I've always referred to that as fart arsing about ......

I'm sure it's Hyacinth Bucket that says......... parp him darling .... parp him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My grandma used to call it purping instead of parping. Sounds much better in a West Country accent. "I'm so sorry, I just done a purp."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Oxford Dictionary agrees with me.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear "

Just to be clear here....... Car horn or bum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oxford Dictionary agrees with me..... "

Yes, it does. But how messed up is it that Google gives me the link to urban dictionary before the link to the Oxford dictionary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a parper ?"

I let a right whopper go the other day in a bar.

I immediately stood up and pointed at my mate and shouted "YOU'RE DISGUSTING! FOR GODS SAKE MAN!!!"

He just looked at me and went

"It weren't me..it was you!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear

Just to be clear here....... Car horn or bum ?"

Bu.......we I mean car horn of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I beep beep.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We call it trumping here. And as an ibs sufferer I can't stop them. X

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