FabSwingers.com forum: God can't a woman ask for a lens of a van without people pulling a fast one

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lend not lens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

Every time you post I fall in love with you a little bit more......I mean.... I have a van but you're a bit far away, sorry I can't help

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Its saturday ... they are all involved in family stuff ...

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.

You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help out.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

You didn't make it clear enough in your original post.

Block capitals simply aren't sufficient to catch a bloke's attention when they are competing with boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help out. "

New profile! Looking fit as a flea, fucking hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what ya moving?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Its saturday ... they are all involved in family stuff ... "

While you are here, looking for the next shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh didn't mean to delete my post.

Moving a two seater sofa and some other living room furniture that no longer goes with my new sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B&Q hire vans by the hour - you'll often see them in the car park.

I bought some cheap desks from an auction, which were too big for my car.

Signed up for the B&Q van (done thru Hertz, online) and it cost me £15 to get them home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like "

Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like "

Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind"

Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms."

Dafuq are you on about butt?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "

Will a charity shop not come take it off your hands?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.

Dafuq are you on about butt? "

In English please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help out.

New profile! Looking fit as a flea, fucking hell! "

Yes and thanks. Back for the summer to see how it goes. Can't message privately because of your age restrictions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's always red cross, air ambulance or emmaus charities in town ... they collect furniture if all else fails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.

Dafuq are you on about butt?

In English please"

Nah I'm Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind

Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?"

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "

flutter ya eyelids n fellas come running aye

old school I like it

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.

Dafuq are you on about butt?

In English please

Nah I'm Welsh

Try the vaaleey (valley). I'm sure someone will pick em up for free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind

Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?

yep"

Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam!

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.

plenty of hire companies out there lovely

bit of a tight arse u like

Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "

Youre only gonna get messages from guys who need it so whats the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx"

This

Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx

This

Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual."

I know but I don't have Facebook and I see lots of guys in hi vis jackets with pictures taken in what looks like a worksvan. Thought it would be a good place to try. I'd get them a cooked breakfast like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind

Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?

yep

Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam! "

ha! yeah, that and moan to me'n'bits about blokes who let you down lol

we were living up north then but we're back down here now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind

Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?

yep

Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam!

ha! yeah, that and moan to me'n'bits about blokes who let you down lol

we were living up north then but we're back down here now"

Ahh god yeah I've always liked a moan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx

This

Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.

Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx

This

Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.

Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx

Barnacles? Sounds fishy to me?

Ok, I know, I'll get my coat

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ahh didn't mean to delete my post.

Moving a two seater sofa and some other living room furniture that no longer goes with my new sofa!"

Take a photo of it and put it on freecycle or other free ads site, or ring a local charity who sell furniture as they'd pick it up, or a see if any second hand shops want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.

PTU xxx

This

Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.

Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx

Barnacles? Sounds fishy to me?

Ok, I know, I'll get my coat

???

fairness and banardos

xxx

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

The whole thing smells fishy to me. I bet it's a red herring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.

You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle. "

And what is this thing about men in vans? Obviously these practical vehicles are all a front for sticking a matress in the back for sexual shenanigans!

I just sleep on the one in the back of mine. I must be doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh didn't mean to delete my post.

Moving a two seater sofa and some other living room furniture that no longer goes with my new sofa!

Take a photo of it and put it on freecycle or other free ads site, or ring a local charity who sell furniture as they'd pick it up, or a see if any second hand shops want it.

Freecycle or local furniture bank

If I had a van

And a big cock

And some Opal Fruits

I'd be there like a shot OP

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So basically, you want a random guy on a swinging site, who doesn't know you, to move some stuff, unpaid, for a smile and a thankyou?

I agree you shouldnt be paying for van hire with sex.

Freecycle, charity shop, or man and a van ad in local paper is best.

MrB

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"So basically, you want a random guy on a swinging site, who doesn't know you, to move some stuff, unpaid, for a smile and a thankyou?

I agree you shouldnt be paying for van hire with sex.

Freecycle, charity shop, or man and a van ad in local paper is best.

MrB"

Hardly "unpaid", fuel costs covered, plus a free brekkie... and the chance to make a new friend and be a nice guy, I'd say its a great opportunity... its nice to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with the conventional method of a van hire company

Crazy I know!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.

You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle.

And what is this thing about men in vans? Obviously these practical vehicles are all a front for sticking a matress in the back for sexual shenanigans!

I just sleep on the one in the back of mine. I must be doing something wrong

You don't indulge in van sex?

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