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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Divine because

I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .

good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done

bacon butty for breakfast anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be round in 5 mins

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?"

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some bacon please

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

You're poor kitten

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

Soz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Divine because

I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .

good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done

bacon butty for breakfast anyone

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no thanks but coffee yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown or red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this would be one of those medical posts

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You're poor kitten"

No he isn't.. you are.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

and I thought that this was a post about kitten tikka masala

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittens taste great in a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd love some bacon please

coming right up

I got distracted by two melt down threads on here have you seen them Jesus some people reps are ruined and destroyed .

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Divine because

I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .

good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done

bacon butty for breakfast anyone

no thanks but coffee yes please"

hands full here take a mug and pour away sugar and milk are on the side board help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitchen* fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many you got in your kitten this morning XXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks

Thank you. I'm salivating already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks

Thank you. I'm salivating already! "

your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .

Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

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I sussed that you meant kitchen

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

I sussed that you meant kitchen

thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .

now would you like a bacon butty on the house

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

I sussed that you meant kitchen

thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .

now would you like a bacon butty on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

I sussed that you meant kitchen

thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .

now would you like a bacon butty on the house

Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone

Yes I would thanks

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

I sussed that you meant kitchen

thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .

now would you like a bacon butty on the house

Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone

Yes I would thanks

cheers enjoy I've put extra bacon in it for your good manners and kind hearted behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?

typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering

I sussed that you meant kitchen

thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .

now would you like a bacon butty on the house

Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone

Yes I would thanks

cheers enjoy I've put extra bacon in it for your good manners and kind hearted behaviour

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x

of coarse you can

can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks

Thank you. I'm salivating already!

your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .

Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill

That cheddar was great John. Have you ever tried it with a Wensleydale? The sweet creaminess goes great with a salty bacon

I'll help myself to a coffee refill if that's ok? I can see that you're still busy at the grill.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?

sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks

Thank you. I'm salivating already!

your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .

Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill

That cheddar was great John. Have you ever tried it with a Wensleydale? The sweet creaminess goes great with a salty bacon

I'll help myself to a coffee refill if that's ok? I can see that you're still busy at the grill. "

yes I'm busy at the grill .

i love cheese not many i haven't tried i love a cheese that leaves that strong flavour hit at that roof of your mouth after eating it.

help yourself to as much coffee as you like cant have my kitchen being called a dry one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd love some bacon please

coming right up

I got distracted by two melt down threads on here have you seen them Jesus some people reps are ruined and destroyed ."

No. Can you point at it please ?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'd love some bacon please

coming right up

I got distracted by two melt down threads on here have you seen them Jesus some people reps are ruined and destroyed ."

Tomorrows virtual chip paper

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd love some bacon please

coming right up

I got distracted by two melt down threads on here have you seen them Jesus some people reps are ruined and destroyed .

Tomorrows virtual chip paper"

no grudges will be held over those posts and others as this is fab after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably over cooked...

Should have microwaved it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX "

ahh but I offer do I not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x

of coarse you can

can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx"

Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX

ahh but I offer do I not

Yes you do. As you walking out the door

XXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x

of coarse you can

can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx

Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x "

I saw it and I've started a thread to show up how bad this place is becoming having been on the receiving end myself of such behaviour this week

so come here and go no where

don't let the nasty's stop you from being you and if I had seen it when it was happening id have told her to leave it out because that was out of order in

my opinion big hugs for you you didn't deserve that xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX

ahh but I offer do I not

Yes you do. As you walking out the door

XXXX "

that's a lie if I remember rightly you wanted me to use my hands on something other than the drying up you cheeky little minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Divine because

I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .

good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done

bacon butty for breakfast anyone

Don't they serve kitten in most chinese takeaways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck

your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you

Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.

ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .

and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though

Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up

yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done

And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX

ahh but I offer do I not

Yes you do. As you walking out the door

XXXX

that's a lie if I remember rightly you wanted me to use my hands on something other than the drying up you cheeky little minx

Hehe well you are good with your hands handsonJohn

come here. XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x

of coarse you can

can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx

Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x

I saw it and I've started a thread to show up how bad this place is becoming having been on the receiving end myself of such behaviour this week

so come here and go no where

don't let the nasty's stop you from being you and if I had seen it when it was happening id have told her to leave it out because that was out of order in

my opinion big hugs for you you didn't deserve that xxx"

I was glad i missed the thread because if I'd have commented it would only have validated her opinion. But never mind. Thank you anyway. X x

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens."

What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.

What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich? "

with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called

there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.

What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?

with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called

there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely

Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.

As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE?

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.

What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?

with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called

there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely

Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.

As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE?

basically you could have what ever you wanted in bake beans black pudding the lot they also did a 24 oz burger with all the trimmings in a 24 oz bun if you could eat it in one sitting it was free

i never saw anyone manage that myself

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

"Brown or red?

Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.

What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?

with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called

there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely

Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.

As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE?

basically you could have what ever you wanted in bake beans black pudding the lot they also did a 24 oz burger with all the trimmings in a 24 oz bun if you could eat it in one sitting it was free

i never saw anyone manage that myself "

Hold my coffee! Thats the very chap for me.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I was hoping for a discussion on cute kittens. Disappinted but very amused. Made me snicker at work and get a funny look off someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

By L´oreal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

Haha you do crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

By L´oreal ?"

I'm worth it, I promise, please let me be worth it, pleeeeaaaasssaae.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

Haha you do crack me up

I'll crack you up....brace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

Haha you do crack me up

I'll crack you up....brace!

hahaha 5brownie points for you lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

Haha you do crack me up

I'll crack you up....brace!

hahaha 5brownie points for you lady

Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.

Haha you do crack me up

I'll crack you up....brace!

hahaha 5brownie points for you lady

Literally."

that's it younglady!! Imma have to fab some of your pics now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the thread title is a typo, but my kitten does actually smell lovely because we just shared a bacon sandwich

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Divine because

I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .

good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done

bacon butty for breakfast anyone

From the headline I was going to say maybe it's time to bury it.......

Then I realised it was a typo

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