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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's a thread to cover the most talked about subjects in here that make my eyes roll. So I'm going to put my opinions here, in this one thread to save my time in the future.

What's the perfect size? - I don't know.

How big is too big? - See above

Bareback thread - I try not to judge. If you do it, good for you. I don't like condoms, I know it doesn't feel great

Cheating - I try not to judge. I don't ask 'does your husband/wife know what your doing?' I ask 'do YOU know what your doing?'

Bad Spelling on the forum - If I don't understand what your saying and I want to know. I'll ask. If your bothered about a missing apostrophe from me, pull the one from your ass and use that.

Deleted/ignored messages - Shit happens. Play them at their own game, ignore them. Better still. Block them.

Men's threatening messages - You ignore and delete a polite one because you don't have time to answer them, but you open the aggressive ones and spend time ranting about it on the forum? go figure

Have I missed anything?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Here's a thread to cover the most talked about subjects in here that make my eyes roll. So I'm going to put my opinions here, in this one thread to save my time in the future.

What's the perfect size? - I don't know.

How big is too big? - See above

Bareback thread - I try not to judge. If you do it, good for you. I don't like condoms, I know it doesn't feel great

Cheating - I try not to judge. I don't ask 'does your husband/wife know what your doing?' I ask 'do YOU know what your doing?'

Bad Spelling on the forum - If I don't understand what your saying and I want to know. I'll ask. If your bothered about a missing apostrophe from me, pull the one from your ass and use that.

Deleted/ignored messages - Shit happens. Play them at their own game, ignore them. Better still. Block them.

Men's threatening messages - You ignore and delete a polite one because you don't have time to answer them, but you open the aggressive ones and spend time ranting about it on the forum? go figure

Have I missed anything? "

Now what are you going to do on here all day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have I missed anything?

Now what are you going to do on here all day? "

theres always kiss/fuck/avoid threads to voice my deep thoughts on.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Here's a thread to cover the most talked about subjects in here that make my eyes roll. So I'm going to put my opinions here, in this one thread to save my time in the future.

What's the perfect size? - I don't know.

How big is too big? - See above

Bareback thread - I try not to judge. If you do it, good for you. I don't like condoms, I know it doesn't feel great

Cheating - I try not to judge. I don't ask 'does your husband/wife know what your doing?' I ask 'do YOU know what your doing?'

Bad Spelling on the forum - If I don't understand what your saying and I want to know. I'll ask. If your bothered about a missing apostrophe from me, pull the one from your ass and use that.

Deleted/ignored messages - Shit happens. Play them at their own game, ignore them. Better still. Block them.

Men's threatening messages - You ignore and delete a polite one because you don't have time to answer them, but you open the aggressive ones and spend time ranting about it on the forum? go figure

Have I missed anything? "

The why am I not getting any meets option.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Yeah you forget to say you love coffee and hate tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah you forget to say you love coffee and hate tea "

Oh yes. What can I get you? - you/tea/coffee/cocktails/cake/breakfast etc it's coffee. Start with that and if you can get me ACTUAL coffee, even better.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 06:36:02]

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Don't worry OP, do a generic flirty response to posters and everything will be right with the world.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Yeah you forget to say you love coffee and hate tea

Oh yes. What can I get you? - you/tea/coffee/cocktails/cake/breakfast etc it's coffee. Start with that and if you can get me ACTUAL coffee, even better. "

You've already got one in your hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Highland Gent

What can't I get a meet? - if i help you, can you help me?

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"Here's a thread to cover the most talked about subjects in here that make my eyes roll. So I'm going to put my opinions here, in this one thread to save my time in the future.

What's the perfect size? - I don't know.

How big is too big? - See above

Bareback thread - I try not to judge. If you do it, good for you. I don't like condoms, I know it doesn't feel great

Cheating - I try not to judge. I don't ask 'does your husband/wife know what your doing?' I ask 'do YOU know what your doing?'

Bad Spelling on the forum - If I don't understand what your saying and I want to know. I'll ask. If your bothered about a missing apostrophe from me, pull the one from your ass and use that.

Deleted/ignored messages - Shit happens. Play them at their own game, ignore them. Better still. Block them.

Men's threatening messages - You ignore and delete a polite one because you don't have time to answer them, but you open the aggressive ones and spend time ranting about it on the forum? go figure

Have I missed anything? "

You've missed shaved or natural unshaved?

Always a popular topic.

For us shaved.....feels great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly hands op a large mug of coffee while saying "do you feel better for getting that off your chest ".

I think you've covered a pretty comprehensive list , though I'm sure there's more x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have I missed anything?

You've missed shaved or natural unshaved?

Always a popular topic.

For us shaved.....feels great."

Oh good, this one. By the time you've the privilege to take a look, i think you should let her choice be her choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You omitted -

Who's paying for the hotel?

Who's job is it to bring the condoms.

Why do people have to do socials first when people have busy lives and just want sex straight off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You omitted -

Who's paying for the hotel?

Who's job is it to bring the condoms.

Why do people have to do socials first when people have busy lives and just want sex straight off.

"

I have a social because then I can ask them, and sort out the first 2 questions.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The clickety clicks option - timewasters is missed out.

Plus recent popular one - users charging to meet, is this normal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Plus recent popular one - users charging to meet, is this normal? "

I've noticed this . It might be normal, I think what they're really asking is - Can i charge to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[M1cks removed posters panties at 13/05/17 06:36:02]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about those medical posts, instead of you know, going to the doctors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about those medical posts, instead of you know, going to the doctors! "

Or seeking legal advice on here. That always amuses me.

The regular attention seekers make my piss boil as well. There is one regular forumite who, without fail, will post one on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry OP, do a generic flirty response to posters and everything will be right with the world. "

I tried ignore this, but how can I ignore you and your sweet body .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "All men are wazzbags" and the "Oh no they're not!!!!" Threads

Fab Panto time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't worry OP, do a generic flirty response to posters and everything will be right with the world.

I tried ignore this, but how can I ignore you and your sweet body . "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How about those medical posts, instead of you know, going to the doctors!

Or seeking legal advice on here. That always amuses me.

The regular attention seekers make my piss boil as well. There is one regular forumite who, without fail, will post one on a daily basis

"

Is it me?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can't believe you forgot the squirting threads!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't believe you forgot the squirting threads! "

Female ejaculation

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't believe you forgot the peeing threads! "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry OP, do a generic flirty response to posters and everything will be right with the world. "

Message me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't believe you forgot the peeing threads!

FTFY"

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Can't believe you forgot the peeing threads!

FTFY"

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