FabSwingers.com forum: Recruiting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a semijim to join the ranks.

Enquire within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Earthwormjim!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a semijim to join the ranks.

Enquire within."

Job description please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What about a RockHardJim?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What about a RockHardJim?"

We've got that Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GonetotheJim?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Vagina Jim? It sounds better out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, but Marc doesn't like when I only get him halfway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Droopy Jim?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"We need a semijim to join the ranks.

Enquire within."

You don't have enough Lib fanatics already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a SlimJim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What even is that

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"What about a SlimJim?"

Or 'stick insect' Jim? T'is fab after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All just jimposters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fake a semi and slip in the real thing when no one expects?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagina Jim? It sounds better out loud."

It's a con. They guilt you after Christmas with cheap deals and then you're tied into a contract and too embarrassed to admit you never use it. *shudders*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"All just jimposters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All just jimposters

Pow!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

James the Tumescent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a SlimJim?

Or 'stick insect' Jim? T'is fab after all!

Realwomenhavecurvesjim!?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Can i be erectclique? You cliquey bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be erectclique? You cliquey bastards!

*repositions cunt over your mouth to shut you up*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think Jim should do away with being called Jim. It's a bit common now.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"James the Tumescent? "

Oohh I do love a little tumescence x

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Rim Jim?

No..I thought not!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Can i be erectclique? You cliquey bastards!

*repositions cunt over your mouth to shut you up*"

You! You'll get told off for flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's dead, Jim.

Damn it Jim, I'm a Jim, not a Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be erectclique? You cliquey bastards!

*repositions cunt over your mouth to shut you up*

You! You'll get told off for flirting! "

Moi?! As if.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not..."

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"What about a SlimJim?

Or 'stick insect' Jim? T'is fab after all!

Realwomenhavecurvesjim!? "

It's fab Jim - but not as we know it! q

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

Stuff the bunch of xxxxs I want photo's! I don't want things left to my imagination,I'm 50 in a few months I don't have time for that nonsense.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

Stuff the bunch of xxxxs I want photo's! I don't want things left to my imagination,I'm 50 in a few months I don't have time for that nonsense."

I'll give you 5 minutes.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

Stuff the bunch of xxxxs I want photo's! I don't want things left to my imagination,I'm 50 in a few months I don't have time for that nonsense.

I'll give you 5 minutes. "

What, we get your cock twice?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

Stuff the bunch of xxxxs I want photo's! I don't want things left to my imagination,I'm 50 in a few months I don't have time for that nonsense.

I'll give you 5 minutes. "

That's more like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not..."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not..."

Hurry up flaccidj!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"We need photos of all these flaccid/semi's and what not...

No way! The forum says "no cock pics!" You do NOT want to upset that bunch of xxxxs!

Stuff the bunch of xxxxs I want photo's! I don't want things left to my imagination,I'm 50 in a few months I don't have time for that nonsense.

I'll give you 5 minutes.

What, we get your cock twice?! "

Only twice!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes! "

I'm a man of my word.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

Ha You know you have access 24/7!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

Ha You know you have access 24/7!"

Oi, stop hijacking my look at us thread!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

but no-one is showing their's you could have left it there,it was doing no harm was it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

Ha You know you have access 24/7!

Oi, stop hijacking my look at us thread!"

Actually... Got a semi photo Clem?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

Ha You know you have access 24/7!

Oi, stop hijacking my look at us thread!"

Sorry! I should know better than to cross "you lot"....

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Bloody hell it was only 5 minutes!

I'm a man of my word.

Some of us hadn't quite finished.

Ha You know you have access 24/7!

Oi, stop hijacking my look at us thread!

Actually... Got a semi photo Clem?"

MORE THAN ONE COCK PIC!!!? Are you mad?! I'd get my forum head virtually kicked in!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I may as well go sleep,you men are pretty poor at showing your pride and joy aren't you...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I may as well go sleep,you men are pretty poor at showing your pride and joy aren't you..."

True. Women hate it. We've been told again and again and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a cock pic. I very rarely get sent any though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're asking for trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I have to wait 5 more days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets hope there aren't any detachedjims in the world.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Premjim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope there aren't any detachedjims in the world."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope there aren't any detachedjims in the world."

What about attachedjims?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Lets hope there aren't any detachedjims in the world.

What about attachedjims?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope there aren't any detachedjims in the world.

What about attachedjims?

And then we could go moustachedjims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a cock pic. I very rarely get sent any though

Hear that?

It's the sound of cocks smashing into your box!

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By *nglishdave57Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Not quitereadyJim!!

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