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"Head down the Winchester for a pint?" The idea is to get away from the zombies | |||
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"I would barocade myself in my work (I work in a basement kitchen) so I wouldn't starve, I would have access to weapons and I'm underground. I would have access to hotel rooms too and alcohol lol! As for the 5 items, My phone for games, charger, clothes, make up and a vibrator lol. " In the event of a zombie apocalypse doubt the electricity plants would be in operation to produce the electricity charge your phone or power most of the appliances in your fancy kitchen/hotel | |||
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"Head down the Winchester for a pint? The idea is to get away from the zombies " Only if your one of these 'survive' the zombie apocalypse pussies. Live it. I read the survivalist novels | |||
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"If they are the slow zombies like walking dead 1. find shelter and reinforce 2. gather loved ones 3. gather food 4. gather weapons 5. gather supplies (first aid, anti biotics etc) if they are the fast ones similar to the infected on 28 days later i think id just kill myself as cardio is not my thing" Hahahahaha. | |||
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"Head down the Winchester for a pint? The idea is to get away from the zombies Only if your one of these 'survive' the zombie apocalypse pussies. Live it. I read the survivalist novels " It was a joke | |||
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"Head down the Winchester for a pint?" Its got heavy doors and somewhere we can smoke. Plan! | |||
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"Head down the Winchester for a pint? The idea is to get away from the zombies Only if your one of these 'survive' the zombie apocalypse pussies. Live it. I read the survivalist novels It was a joke " Oh fuck!! I misread it as the town not the pub!!! What a twat. | |||
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"I would barocade myself in my work (I work in a basement kitchen) so I wouldn't starve, I would have access to weapons and I'm underground. I would have access to hotel rooms too and alcohol lol! As for the 5 items, My phone for games, charger, clothes, make up and a vibrator lol. In the event of a zombie apocalypse doubt the electricity plants would be in operation to produce the electricity charge your phone or power most of the appliances in your fancy kitchen/hotel " We have a solar powered generator to run the hotel in the case of power failure | |||
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"Shagging the Undead? No not feeling that I will stick to burning them and shagging my dependent Subs." lol anyway......the undead cant remain for too long, rotting flesh attracts flies..the undead would be eaten by maggots fairly quickly. | |||
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"At last! This is when my two-stroke mopeds come into their own! I'd go join anyone stocking up The Redoubt (Napoleonic fort) just over the road from me... " I've always thought filming a zombie apocalypse movie using an old castle would be awesome! Britain will survive the zombie apocalypse cos we have castles. Those Yanks with their complete lack of real history are fucked. | |||
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"At last! This is when my two-stroke mopeds come into their own! I'd go join anyone stocking up The Redoubt (Napoleonic fort) just over the road from me... " I've always thought filming a zombie apocalypse movie using an old castle would be awesome! Britain will survive the zombie apocalypse cos we have castles. Those Yanks with their complete lack of real history are fucked. | |||
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"At last! This is when my two-stroke mopeds come into their own! I'd go join anyone stocking up The Redoubt (Napoleonic fort) just over the road from me... " I've always thought filming a zombie apocalypse movie using an old castle would be awesome! Britain will survive the zombie apocalypse cos we have castles. Those Yanks with their complete lack of real history are fucked. | |||
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"Head down the Winchester for a pint?" And wait for it all to blow over? Also a good idea! | |||
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"shag a few of them and no bj's(unless teeth removed) at least it's not as sick as shagging dead people " Too right on the BJ. If Porn of the Dead has taught me anything it is definitely don't get a blowjob from a zombie. | |||
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"Probably just take an overdose and have done with it rather than wait for the inevitable and a shitty world " Now young lady that is wholly unnessesary. Come along to my Tower and let me make you dinner on my camping stove while we watch all those UKIP voters Burn. Just think when the smoke clears how delightful the world will be without them. | |||
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"Probably just take an overdose and have done with it rather than wait for the inevitable and a shitty world Now young lady that is wholly unnessesary. Come along to my Tower and let me make you dinner on my camping stove while we watch all those UKIP voters Burn. Just think when the smoke clears how delightful the world will be without them." I'll take my option | |||
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"I would barocade myself in my work (I work in a basement kitchen) so I wouldn't starve, I would have access to weapons and I'm underground. I would have access to hotel rooms too and alcohol lol! As for the 5 items, My phone for games, charger, clothes, make up and a vibrator lol. In the event of a zombie apocalypse doubt the electricity plants would be in operation to produce the electricity charge your phone or power most of the appliances in your fancy kitchen/hotel We have a solar powered generator to run the hotel in the case of power failure " In that case I'm joining you in the hotel bunker and my 5 things would be A fit verile guy that knows how to fix the generator (needs to be fit so we can help repopulate the earth afterwards) My kids As much food as possible Clothes A weapon of some kind | |||
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"Probably just take an overdose and have done with it rather than wait for the inevitable and a shitty world Now young lady that is wholly unnessesary. Come along to my Tower and let me make you dinner on my camping stove while we watch all those UKIP voters Burn. Just think when the smoke clears how delightful the world will be without them. I'll take my option" I am a very Good Cook and I have i been told good taste in wine. Shagging as always is ladies choice. I never go anywhere univited young lady. I assure you life afterwards will not be shitty. The enviroment will recover niecly people will need to get along with each other to survive. High finnance will be a thing of the past. No PR no Daily Fail no tampon Tax. You can Learn to use a sword and dress as you like go where you like. No ques at art Galleries solor powered Cinimas. Bull shit Dark Goverment types will be outnumbered by the hardened Survivors so they will have to play nice or get sliced and diced. Sounds rather pleasent actually. | |||
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"Ive had a plan for years on how to fortify my house and get supplies. But my little brother is at school and my niece is at nursery, so I'd have to rescue them otherwise not much point trying to survive" Well of course. Iam lucky most of my family are well organised so tell them to stay put till its over and meet up afterwards. | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. " I really want to ask... | |||
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"I'd get plenty of supplies and get my daughter and I into a submarine till they're all gone!" Good plan. What about the Crew? | |||
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"I've watched more than enough zombie tv/films to know that I could handle the zombie apocalypse. Zombies are relatively slow moving and easily neutralised in pretty much every show with one exception. If the Zombies were the same as the film World War Z we're all fucked!" No just much more Napalm! | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask..." The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. | |||
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"1 kill fill 2 get mum 3 rescue lizz 4 go to the wind Chester and wate for all of this to blow over, over a nice cold pint " Perfect. Wait till it blows over. | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. " Have you ever tried to light a tampon? They seem a bit hard to light. Or did when a lass from AGC tried on an EAnE | |||
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"I've watched more than enough zombie tv/films to know that I could handle the zombie apocalypse. Zombies are relatively slow moving and easily neutralised in pretty much every show with one exception. If the Zombies were the same as the film World War Z we're all fucked!" They were a bit tricky in I Am Legend also... | |||
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"I would barocade myself in my work (I work in a basement kitchen) so I wouldn't starve, I would have access to weapons and I'm underground. I would have access to hotel rooms too and alcohol lol! As for the 5 items, My phone for games, charger, clothes, make up and a vibrator lol. In the event of a zombie apocalypse doubt the electricity plants would be in operation to produce the electricity charge your phone or power most of the appliances in your fancy kitchen/hotel We have a solar powered generator to run the hotel in the case of power failure In that case I'm joining you in the hotel bunker and my 5 things would be A fit verile guy that knows how to fix the generator (needs to be fit so we can help repopulate the earth afterwards) My kids As much food as possible Clothes A weapon of some kind " We have meat cleavers, hack saws and machetes here no weapon required And food wise.... we have enough here to last about 200 meals at the moment lol | |||
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"I would barocade myself in my work (I work in a basement kitchen) so I wouldn't starve, I would have access to weapons and I'm underground. I would have access to hotel rooms too and alcohol lol! As for the 5 items, My phone for games, charger, clothes, make up and a vibrator lol. In the event of a zombie apocalypse doubt the electricity plants would be in operation to produce the electricity charge your phone or power most of the appliances in your fancy kitchen/hotel We have a solar powered generator to run the hotel in the case of power failure In that case I'm joining you in the hotel bunker and my 5 things would be A fit verile guy that knows how to fix the generator (needs to be fit so we can help repopulate the earth afterwards) My kids As much food as possible Clothes A weapon of some kind We have meat cleavers, hack saws and machetes here no weapon required And food wise.... we have enough here to last about 200 meals at the moment lol" Yes should have been obvious there would be weapons of that variety So I'll go for still bringing extra food supplies as they won't come in wrong And medical supplies not found in standard first aid kits I'm a very practical person if you've noticed | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. Have you ever tried to light a tampon? They seem a bit hard to light. Or did when a lass from AGC tried on an EAnE " With a flint and steel (I'm at risk of showing what a nerd I am). It catches quickly. | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. " They can be quite filling too if you run out of food... | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. They can be quite filling too if you run out of food... " Stuff it up your nose to avoid the smell of the rotting flesh that's accumulated | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. Have you ever tried to light a tampon? They seem a bit hard to light. Or did when a lass from AGC tried on an EAnE With a flint and steel (I'm at risk of showing what a nerd I am). It catches quickly. " Have u actually tried it? Your better off with the proper fire lighter stuff by far. | |||
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"I dunno. I have two small kids who can't run for toffee (asthma/small legs) and they're heavy so i wouldn't be able to stuff them under each arm and rub. Plus my mum can barely walk nevermind do light jogging. Think we'd all be doomed unless we found a suped up mobility scooter in the vicinity." And run not rub | |||
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"An axe. Deodorant A Tampon. (Don't ask) My car And my guitar. I really want to ask... The first time I was told this. It makes sense. Pack something if it has multiple uses. 1 item can be ten. It's a water filter, its sterile so can be used for a wound dressing. It's also highly flammable for starting a fire,,, many more uses. Pack it in a survival kit. You can't go wrong. *Need alert. Have you ever tried to light a tampon? They seem a bit hard to light. Or did when a lass from AGC tried on an EAnE With a flint and steel (I'm at risk of showing what a nerd I am). It catches quickly. Have u actually tried it? Your better off with the proper fire lighter stuff by far. " Like a lighter? . I know, It makes sense. Yes, I've tried it. Get your tinder staked properly, and it works. It's cotton. | |||
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"If Im honest id be like one of those old ladies who just get into bed and wait for the inevitable. Story of my life " If I'm honest, I'd like you to wait in bed for the inevitable. | |||
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"5 things I would keep: 1) my crossbow 2) my butcher's knife 3) my boxer dog (not cause she is vicious. She just barks when people she doesn't know come near. So good warning system) 4) my chain maill 5) my leather armour. What I would do: my first plan is to lay low at home until the rush has stopped. Going to get supplies early is smart as you can get more stuff, but you could easily get swamped. Once it all dies down, I would rush down, getting what i need. I luckily know all the short cuts where there arent many people. Once I get back home, I would lay out traps so nothing can get near the house. For the first few weeks while power is till going, there will be phone service, so I would try and get in contact with friends and try and organise a plan with them" Power will go down quite quickly, phone service will last a little longer but not much (backup generators). | |||
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