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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right troops what fun and frolics is everyone getting uptae, come hame time?

What mischief and shenanigans have you got planned for yer weekend?

I'm finishing at 4pm and hitting the toon straight after tae get oan it fs. Alcohol, junk food and meaningless sex with randomers are all totally on the cards fs

Sex, drugs & rock and roll baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resting tomorrow, Bodypower Strongman comp on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resting tomorrow, Bodypower Strongman comp on Sunday"

That must require a shit lot of discipline fs, good on you, hope you bag it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None alcohol weekend for me

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None alcohol weekend for me"

Alcohol free weekend eh? rather you than me fs, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies."

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?"

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

Hey its your house, wtf am I worried for lol, hope you've got good contents insurance fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made cocktails tomorrow night, and pretty much spending the evening practically naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resting tomorrow, Bodypower Strongman comp on Sunday"

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs"

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?"

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Miller and Carter fo' sho. Rare is a bit crapper. Drive to Manchester and go to Fazenda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to say I'd be doing , sex and drug and rock and roll...

The reality is probably beer , porn and s box of Kleenex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?"

Fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?

Fucks sake "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Miller and Carter fo' sho. Rare is a bit crapper. Drive to Manchester and go to Fazenda!

Talke, miller n carter. It's got character and isn't in a town I'm obliged to wear boris the bullet proof vest in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?

Fucks sake

Stick another F in there

FFS

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?

Fucks sake

That's what I always assumed it stood for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus

Excellent

Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?

When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.

Miller and carter or rare

Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs

He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.

Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?

Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.

In your case it's simply fs, fs.

Comprende?

Fucks sake

Stick another F in there

FFS"

Naw fs does the job why be wasteful fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs

Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night cancelled annnnnnnnd so had my weekend date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be having all the sex

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm doing nothing. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs

Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not "

Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm doing nothing. Bliss "

You feeling better yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be having all the sex

Well not all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night cancelled annnnnnnnd so had my weekend date"

Their loss will be someone else's gain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You'd love my Glasgow it's a cool place fs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm doing nothing. Bliss

You feeling better yet?"

A bit my dear, maybe vodka will help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm doing nothing. Bliss

You feeling better yet?

A bit my dear, maybe vodka will help? "

Aye, voddy fresh orange you need lots of vitamin C fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish at 3.30, nip to town, home, going to local club tonight with a cpl, the work sat-Sunday then finish at 3pm Sunday and heading straight to Notts for a social maybe more with a chap. Home either Sunday night or Monday morning lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finish at 3.30, nip to town, home, going to local club tonight with a cpl, the work sat-Sunday then finish at 3pm Sunday and heading straight to Notts for a social maybe more with a chap. Home either Sunday night or Monday morning lol

x "

Superb, fs, you go girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

x "

Superb, fs, you go girl

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps"

That would make for rather an odd social!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs

Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not

Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs."

How's a vest gonna save my pretty face?

Weegies are pussies compared to stokies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stunning friend called down unexpectedly last night at 1am and pounced on me.I was pushed in my door and used abd abused by the blonde sex violator.She rode my stunning body until 4am like a hire bike the filthy wench and just left me there feeling used and tearfull.Oh and the bitch bit my shoulder and it's wrecking today.So I'm out of action for today as I need sleep and then the weekend I will be shouting the world is my lobster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps

That would make for rather an odd social!

Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.

Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs

Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not

Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs.

How's a vest gonna save my pretty face?

Weegies are pussies compared to stokies

Weegies never go for the face unless your a wrong yin, it's chibbing etiquette fs. Stokies ain't got a patch on us weegies we eat them for breakfast, literally.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps

That would make for rather an odd social!

Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.

Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth

I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps

That would make for rather an odd social!

Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.

Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth

I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you.

You'd be surprised fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does fs mean for sure?

Not sure you can use fuck sake at the end of every statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working, don't rub it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does fs mean for sure?

Not sure you can use fuck sake at the end of every statement. "

No bud it means full stop.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Saturday nuthing planed. Probably just play computer games as normal.

Sunday I'm working

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'm going to have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saturday nuthing planed. Probably just play computer games as normal.

Sunday I'm working

Excellent, sounds very rock and roll ma man, don't forget the chugging in between fs.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Does fs mean for sure?

Not sure you can use fuck sake at the end of every statement.

No bud it means full stop."

Oh! Lol you can just use ".".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to 'that there London' for a night stay over tomorrow with a few mates. Soho for the night. Culture during the day. And any nice lady that cares to join me. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have a wank."

Superb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does fs mean for sure?

Not sure you can use fuck sake at the end of every statement.

No bud it means full stop.

Oh! Lol you can just use "."."

My fs doesn't work sometimes fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to 'that there London' for a night stay over tomorrow with a few mates. Soho for the night. Culture during the day. And any nice lady that cares to join me. X"

Lovely jubbly fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him "

Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oldest daughter is kippin ova tonight with a friend. N youngest might kip ova tomoz but I'm not sure yet. They change their minds like the wind.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off on a little road trip to Stratford upon Avon...to visit Inlaws with the family. Their staying at their timeshare so a nice relaxing evening and a dip in the hotel pool I think (maybe even a G&T)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him "

Oh goodness is he alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him

Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you

Parents dog is as mine doesnt fight back.. his ear is badly cut there was blood everywhere! Thanks make em strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him

Oh goodness is he alright?

Badly cut ear that he wont let me clean up and rather scared but nothing requiring vet treatment thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him

Oh goodness is he alright?

Badly cut ear that he wont let me clean up and rather scared but nothing requiring vet treatment thank god"

Oh goodness poor thing . Thankfully it's nothing worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a meet arranged for this evening (assuming that they're not a fake or a timewaster)

DJing Saturday Night and out for a meal on Sunday Afternoon for a friends mums 60th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change of plan, meet tonight has been postponed, but to be fair, at least i've been notified in advance, rather than getting a no-show, and the reason given is pretty understandable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oldest daughter is kippin ova tonight with a friend. N youngest might kip ova tomoz but I'm not sure yet. They change their minds like the wind.

PTU xxx "

I'm sure you'll find some mischief to get up tae fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off on a little road trip to Stratford upon Avon...to visit Inlaws with the family. Their staying at their timeshare so a nice relaxing evening and a dip in the hotel pool I think (maybe even a G&T)

Wonderful have a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None I have to stay home with my dog

parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him

Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you

Parents dog is as mine doesnt fight back.. his ear is badly cut there was blood everywhere! Thanks make em strong "

Double brandies on the rocks hold the mixers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually have a meet arranged for this evening (assuming that they're not a fake or a timewaster)

DJing Saturday Night and out for a meal on Sunday Afternoon for a friends mums 60th birthday"

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out tomorrow with the lads! No idea what's happening tonight though

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We have a fab friend coming to stay tonight so we can go shopping tomorrow and a naughty BBQ beach party tomorrow night......it's going to be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Out tomorrow with the lads! No idea what's happening tonight though"

Lads night oot is always a good yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping to fly first class to the Maldives tomorrow morning if my lottery thread I have finally comes in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a fab friend coming to stay tonight so we can go shopping tomorrow and a naughty BBQ beach party tomorrow night......it's going to be fun

Sounds deliciously, delightful fs gee it laldy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hoping to fly first class to the Maldives tomorrow morning if my lottery thread I have finally comes in

Don't forget your plus 100 fs, fingers and baws crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an ill monkey so probably spend the weekend cuddled on the sofa watching TV while trying not to catch her lurgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mr has had to go back to work tonight, ( grr twats. ) Taking my sons to the circus tonight, then a quiet weekend at home. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mowing the lawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have an ill monkey so probably spend the weekend cuddled on the sofa watching TV while trying not to catch her lurgy."

Och nothing worse fs, wish them a quick recovery, just think of it as quality time together, pizza and TV weekends have there place in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well mr has had to go back to work tonight, ( grr twats. ) Taking my sons to the circus tonight, then a quiet weekend at home. X "

Love the circus, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mowing the lawn"

With some beers to keep you cool

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

I face paint if that helps

That would make for rather an odd social!

Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.

Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth

I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you.

Not really I met one of our meets at our doctors. they took blood.

And we don't meet men

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"Out tomorrow with the lads! No idea what's happening tonight though

Lads night oot is always a good yin

I'm still out. This weekend is killing me

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over a year ago

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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

The party was a huge success. We had a few technical difficulties initially but afterwards everything went super smooth.

The house wasn't trashed either!

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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.

I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.

Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata

What? They need entertaining?!

I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.

The party was a huge success. We had a few technical difficulties initially but afterwards everything went super smooth.

The house wasn't trashed either!

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