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"Build shelter find food and water. " How wood you do that ? | |||
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"Find a rock to sharpen the chisel on so I can use it to get some leaves off the trees to build a shelter. Make a fire. Find a score of water, if not pure boil in bucket." how do you make the fire ? | |||
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"Build a basic (temporary) shelter Find some drinking water, if none available build a solar still out of the bucket and plastic bags Build a fire pit - sort fire wood - get it going with the magnifier Look for food sources (fish as well as coconuts and banana) Note: Coconut husk is a great material to use as tinder Build a signal fire on top of the hill - collect green leaves as well as dry wood to create smoke. Whilst this is all going off have the ciggies drying in the son to help keep hunger and mossies at bay at night. Save the whiskey as an antiseptic in case of injury. Think about building a boat long term using the shirts as a sail... In the words of the song... I WILL SURVIVE lol" Brilliant | |||
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"I'd use th string to make dope to climb up the coconut tree to get a drink supply then is use the magnifying glass to start a fire and burn the trees down and make a raft and escape. " | |||
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"Have a car boot sale " Lol | |||
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"Find a rock to sharpen the chisel on so I can use it to get some leaves off the trees to build a shelter. Make a fire. Find a score of water, if not pure boil in bucket. how do you make the fire ? " Use the coconut husk as kindling and make a spark by hitting two rocks together or use the lighter if it works. Or use the clear glass magnifying class and the sun. | |||
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"Find a rock to sharpen the chisel on so I can use it to get some leaves off the trees to build a shelter. Make a fire. Find a score of water, if not pure boil in bucket. how do you make the fire ? Use the coconut husk as kindling and make a spark by hitting two rocks together or use the lighter if it works. Or use the clear glass magnifying class and the sun. " | |||
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"I would get the plane off the tree & use the map to fly home " Ha! Good thinking batman! | |||
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"Okay... I'd break off a few branches from the trees and drag them to the beach. I'd use the string to stitch the shirts together and tie them to the branches to make a mast and sail. I'd inflate the sandwich bags and tie them to the suitcase to make it buoyant, fit the sail, load up with the crisps, whisky and the map and find my way back to the nearest mainland. Easy" Are you shor your in the Atlantic Ocean thow ? | |||
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"I would just roll over and die" Not even try and survive | |||
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"Okay... I'd break off a few branches from the trees and drag them to the beach. I'd use the string to stitch the shirts together and tie them to the branches to make a mast and sail. I'd inflate the sandwich bags and tie them to the suitcase to make it buoyant, fit the sail, load up with the crisps, whisky and the map and find my way back to the nearest mainland. Easy Are you shor your in the Atlantic Ocean thow ? " I wouldn't know how to read a map of the ocean anyway. It might just be interesting to look at and pass some time. | |||
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"I would get the plane off the tree & use the map to fly home Ha! Good thinking batman! " That leaves 4 more planes still on the other 4 trees, so if I crash land again I can have another shot at it | |||
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"Plenty to eat, plenty to drink (coconut milk) and the Atlantic is very well travelled by merchant vessels. Use the magnifying glass to ignite some coconut husks and chuck on some banana leaves for a heavy smoke signal - sit back, drink the whisky and wait." Are you shor your in the Atlantic thoe ? Ships carry mor than just 1 map | |||
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"I would get the plane off the tree & use the map to fly home Ha! Good thinking batman! That leaves 4 more planes still on the other 4 trees, so if I crash land again I can have another shot at it " | |||
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"Plenty to eat, plenty to drink (coconut milk) and the Atlantic is very well travelled by merchant vessels. Use the magnifying glass to ignite some coconut husks and chuck on some banana leaves for a heavy smoke signal - sit back, drink the whisky and wait. Are you shor your in the Atlantic thoe ? Ships carry mor than just 1 map " It's more likely to be the Pacific or Indian Ocean with coconut palms and banana bushes, but it would depend if a micro climate existed in the area. | |||
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"First off I'd dry the cigarettes out so I could have a smoke and a drop or two of whiskey while I assess the situation and come up with a plan " Dry the fags out??? FFS drink the whiskey and swim for it. Forget The Bear Grills and ray meres shit. | |||
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"Plenty to eat, plenty to drink (coconut milk) and the Atlantic is very well travelled by merchant vessels. Use the magnifying glass to ignite some coconut husks and chuck on some banana leaves for a heavy smoke signal - sit back, drink the whisky and wait. Are you shor your in the Atlantic thoe ? Ships carry mor than just 1 map It's more likely to be the Pacific or Indian Ocean with coconut palms and banana bushes, but it would depend if a micro climate existed in the area." | |||
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"I'd be a damn sight better than those fannies currently on the island. Ooh I want to go home it's raining!!!!! " Did you ever watch the American version? THAT was cringeworthy. | |||
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"My ex is a sea survival expert. ..so just hope he was with me " Sorry love, but once he realised how much time he'd wasted on those capsize drills ......... he'd neck the whiskey and swim for it. | |||
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"First off I'd dry the cigarettes out so I could have a smoke and a drop or two of whiskey while I assess the situation and come up with a plan Dry the fags out??? FFS drink the whiskey and swim for it. Forget The Bear Grills and ray meres shit. " I can't swim all that well so I'd rather try and survive instead of definitely drowning.Plus there's stuff in the ocean that can eat me and I don't fancy being lunch for a sea creature | |||
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"My ex is a sea survival expert. ..so just hope he was with me " We'll to be fair I didount say if you wos or not alone | |||
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"I'd chizel a face onto a coconut and talk to it. That's what Tom Hanks did (more or less). I'll be fine " Love it | |||
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"So far....... 6 have survived 6 mite survive 6 have died And 3 have kiled themselves " You left out me surviving in style | |||
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"I'm just wondering who would of put 30 bags of crisps in a chiller box " So you can use it as a float, eat, swim and put any sharks you catch in it | |||
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"So far....... 6 have survived 6 mite survive 6 have died And 3 have kiled themselves You left out me surviving in style " Nop as swimming for it not noing wear you are or how far the next land is, is 90% going to fail. | |||
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"I'm just wondering who would of put 30 bags of crisps in a chiller box " Let's say the carbord box in the kitchen brok so the kitchen staff put the crisps in that chiller box befor the ship got in truball and sunk | |||
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"I'd survive op. " And just how wood you do that | |||
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"Just for fun So you have gon on a crooze but the ship has got in truball and sunk.. You wake up on a small basik island. It's hot and sunny but you can see rain blowing in on the horizon The island is 50meters by 50meters in size Thar are 2 beach heads Thar are 5 plane trees 1 coconut tree 1 banana tree and lots of bushess with big thik leeves. And a small hill in the midall of it. You then find the flowing things woshed up on the beaches.... A fall clear glass bottall of whiskey A cigarette lighter Sum wet cigarettes A small metall bucket A campus A wet but ok map of the Atlantic Ocean A box of sandwich bags A 100 meter ball of string A soot case you find 8 shirt A magnifying glass A flear gun with no flears in it A blunt chizall And a bag of 100 2intch nails And a chiller box filed with 30 bags of crisps. Wot wood you do to survive or even escape ????????? " Why escape..... I'm Sox people would come and rescue me... | |||
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"Fire first (magnifying glass on coconut husk) Work on a way to destile salt water into fresh (deep pit with a catch bowl...sun creates condensate water and tge cover drips clearish water into catch bowl for drinking) Food, the sea can provide fish....set up a catch pond to make life easier (work smart not hard) Each day sift through what rubbish the sea dumps...netting, empty containers...one mans junk is another's treasure! Enough plastic bottles, netting will wash up over time. Chop down a thick tree with plans for putting together a make shift catamran over time. Keep busy and focused at the job in hand...surviving. " | |||
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"Use some of the whisky to light a fire, drink the rest, tear the bit Of map with our island out, use some charcoal from the fire to scrawl message such as 'we're here, SOS', put it in empty whisky bottle, seal bottle with my knickers as a bung and chuck it in the sea! " But it cood take months defor anyone finds that bottle and keep in mind that map may not even be a map of wear you are | |||
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"Complete diamond armor in less than 30 minutes. " Rong survival mode | |||
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"Use some of the whisky to light a fire, drink the rest, tear the bit Of map with our island out, use some charcoal from the fire to scrawl message such as 'we're here, SOS', put it in empty whisky bottle, seal bottle with my knickers as a bung and chuck it in the sea! But it cood take months defor anyone finds that bottle and keep in mind that map may not even be a map of wear you are " Just have to entertain ourselves while we wait then.... | |||
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"Use some of the whisky to light a fire, drink the rest, tear the bit Of map with our island out, use some charcoal from the fire to scrawl message such as 'we're here, SOS', put it in empty whisky bottle, seal bottle with my knickers as a bung and chuck it in the sea! But it cood take months defor anyone finds that bottle and keep in mind that map may not even be a map of wear you are Just have to entertain ourselves while we wait then...." Lol | |||
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"So far....... 8 have survived 10 mite survive 10 have died And 4 have kiled themselves " Am a survivor (best Beyonce voice fs) | |||
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"So far....... 8 have survived 10 mite survive 10 have died And 4 have kiled themselves " Am a survivor (best by once voice fs) | |||
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"So far....... 8 have survived 10 mite survive 10 have died And 4 have kiled themselves " I survived plus, I forgot to mention, my raft ended up on another little island with some sex starved women on it who were all lesbians but I turned them. | |||
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"But....why is the rum gone?" Lol | |||
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"But....why is the rum gone?" Hubaaaa hubba fs, when you coming to see me in Glasgae? | |||
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"Find a rock to sharpen the chisel on so I can use it to get some leaves off the trees to build a shelter. Make a fire. Find a score of water, if not pure boil in bucket. how do you make the fire ? " Magnifying glass....... | |||
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"if you see rain blowing in take plastic bags and arrange then under the large leaves plant which you can soaps in to tubes and place into bags to keep them open whilst collecting the water running off leave when rain gets here if that to much work coconut water is nice also the husks when dry make great fire lighting kindling shelter to that important as big leave busher and trees will keep you dry and protect from the sun bananas skins when smash make good basic sting to help build shelter " | |||
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"Find a rock to sharpen the chisel on so I can use it to get some leaves off the trees to build a shelter. Make a fire. Find a score of water, if not pure boil in bucket. how do you make the fire ? Magnifying glass....... " | |||
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"I'd survive op. And just how wood you do that " Easily. | |||
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"I'd survive op. And just how wood you do that Easily. " lol This is all I'm getting isount it | |||
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"But....why is the rum gone? Hubaaaa hubba fs, when you coming to see me in Glasgae? " Ooh! A 'wegian! Only if you supply haggis. It's better than sex.... | |||
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"But....why is the rum gone? Hubaaaa hubba fs, when you coming to see me in Glasgae? Ooh! A 'wegian! Only if you supply haggis. It's better than sex...." Alongside some deep fried Mars bar? | |||
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"I'd survive op. And just how wood you do that Easily. lol This is all I'm getting isount it " Just trust me. | |||
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"But....why is the rum gone? Hubaaaa hubba fs, when you coming to see me in Glasgae? Ooh! A 'wegian! Only if you supply haggis. It's better than sex...." You must be doing it all wrong shorty, nothings better than sex fs | |||
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"Focus on immediacy - need for pure water and shelter - then food. Water from rain or create condensation gear that will force condensation and collection of water, using plastics and the vessel, bucket. Make fire that needs dry wood stocks collected first and burnable materials, including dry grass etc to help light it - dry cigarettes could even be used for that. The hut might preserve dry wood and a flame. Light using magnifying glass - easiest or flint type rock sparks from knocking - second best or twirling wood fast using string to get flames - last choice. Longer term rescue and escape - I'd prefer to wait and plan but be able to signal presence to ships etc using shirts and fire. Assuming I can collect several litres of water per day and catch lots of fish, I fancy my chances more on the island than building an escape vessel." | |||
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"My ex is a sea survival expert. ..so just hope he was with me Sorry love, but once he realised how much time he'd wasted on those capsize drills ......... he'd neck the whiskey and swim for it. " he probably necks the whiskey while he teaches the drills so he'll be a goodun | |||
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