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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?"

Water and lots of it. My wee wee was awful dark this morning fs.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My usual a virgin piña colada please

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Can I have a cold magners cider please xx

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?"

I'm working , so non-alcofrolic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?"
nectar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll have a nice pimms please, feeling all summery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a shot of fun anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Just an iced lemonade (without the typo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am having Sex on the beach love that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs. "
well I love it . I like a long drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbles darling, always Bubbles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Screwdriver I am into making cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strongbow dark fruits please and whatever you're having

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I need something to wake me up. Not done any work this afternoon just sat in my office nodding off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice big glass of rosy wine

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By *aughtychopsCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

rose for me too please ... bottle of

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Just an iced lemonade (without the typo)"

Oh welcome

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I have a pineapple juice please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs. "

Could be worse it could be a clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbon and without the sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

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Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just finished work I'd love a cold lemonade please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get my job next Tuesday I'll be there help behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I get my job next Tuesday I'll be there help behind the bar

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ok lets hope you get the Bar job and you make lots of new friends too. xxx let us know.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and please Game

Ice & Slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

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Beer can be too ... Guinness

I love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarita please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?"

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot. "

You need to stop looking up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold white wine. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea followed by lots of water . This dieting lark is going me good

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, I'm not driving until tomorrow morning, so I think a double pernod and chilled orange juice please

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well, I'm not driving until tomorrow morning, so I think a double pernod and chilled orange juice please

Erm... that's both in the same glass please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I'm not driving until tomorrow morning, so I think a double pernod and chilled orange juice please

Erm... that's both in the same glass please

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with ice I will give it a go . lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Parched

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well, I'm not driving until tomorrow morning, so I think a double pernod and chilled orange juice please

Erm... that's both in the same glass please

with ice I will give it a go . lol"

Awesome!

Oh, and nice to see you back Jo, I've missed pervi.... erm, researching your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I'm not driving until tomorrow morning, so I think a double pernod and chilled orange juice please

Erm... that's both in the same glass please

with ice I will give it a go . lol

Awesome!

Oh, and nice to see you back Jo, I've missed pervi.... erm, researching your profile

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yes I am back and feeling full of life so ... having a drink with everyone here is fab .

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

I love beer, strong Belgian one please

But no rush, finish your sex on the beach first

(Gets out binoculars..)

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

Beer can be too ... Guinness

I love that."

Blimey, wouldn't think you were a Guinness drinker

Tescos do an Antwerp stout, made by Guinness, but 8% yummilicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

I love beer, strong Belgian one please

But no rush, finish your sex on the beach first

(Gets out binoculars..)"
Next time cocktails are on have a sex on the beach it good. I cant drink a lot would be flat on my back if strong ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

Beer can be too ... Guinness

I love that.

Blimey, wouldn't think you were a Guinness drinker

Tescos do an Antwerp stout, made by Guinness, but 8% yummilicious"
I am a Guinness drinker I love it . lol 2 and that it for me .

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

I love beer, strong Belgian one please

But no rush, finish your sex on the beach first

(Gets out binoculars..)Next time cocktails are on have a sex on the beach it good. I cant drink a lot would be flat on my back if strong ..

Can I buy you a drink Jo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

I love beer, strong Belgian one please

But no rush, finish your sex on the beach first

(Gets out binoculars..)Next time cocktails are on have a sex on the beach it good. I cant drink a lot would be flat on my back if strong ..

Can I buy you a drink Jo?

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ok , lol Bottoms up .

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

Beer can be too ... Guinness

I love that.

Blimey, wouldn't think you were a Guinness drinker

Tescos do an Antwerp stout, made by Guinness, but 8% yummilicious I am a Guinness drinker I love it . lol 2 and that it for me .

Imagines you with a creamy white Guinness moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not? "

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mug of tea please no sugar

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served "

I'll take care of you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

Nah this is Fabland we're a sophisticated bunch

Beer can be too ... Guinness

I love that.

Blimey, wouldn't think you were a Guinness drinker

Tescos do an Antwerp stout, made by Guinness, but 8% yummilicious"

Mmmmm thanks for that,antwerp stout

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Mug of tea please no sugar"

Of course you're sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served "
YES you can have a drink I was making a Mojito lol when I get into cocktail making I going to a different zone . lolol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served YES you can have a drink I was making a Mojito lol when I get into cocktail making I going to a different zone . lolol "

Ok, raspberry mojito then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of - on the rocks

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served YES you can have a drink I was making a Mojito lol when I get into cocktail making I going to a different zone . lolol "

Don't you drink all the drink before we turn up for the party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served YES you can have a drink I was making a Mojito lol when I get into cocktail making I going to a different zone . lolol

Don't you drink all the drink before we turn up for the party!

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OK .

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served YES you can have a drink I was making a Mojito lol when I get into cocktail making I going to a different zone . lolol

Don't you drink all the drink before we turn up for the party!

OK .

You say that now! lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll have a Pimms please cos it's warm and muggy here.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I am having Sex on the beach love that .

Such a cliché fs.

Could be worse it could be a clique

Do you know I was thinking more people would wish for beer . lol

I love beer, strong Belgian one please

But no rush, finish your sex on the beach first

(Gets out binoculars..)Next time cocktails are on have a sex on the beach it good. I cant drink a lot would be flat on my back if strong ..

Can I buy you a drink Jo?

ok , lol Bottoms up .

Now now Jo, you said you'd be on your back, pick a position and stick to it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served

I'll take care of you both

Is that a threat? I feel I should hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served "

I always feel lucky

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served

I'll take care of you both

Is that a threat? I feel I should hide. "

I'll see your bulge sticking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Hotel Chocolat Caramel Vodka over Kelly's Clotted Cream Ice Cream please

Owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served

I'll take care of you both

Is that a threat? I feel I should hide.

I'll see your bulge sticking out

That's my wallet. I've got a feeling I'm not getting my drink for free.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"So what are you going to have on this lovely warm day .?

A lager shandy. With Ice please op. Things are getting hot.

You need to stop looking up then

That's only because I'm in the shortest bar stool. Can I have this drink or not?

You'll be lucky...doesn't look like we are getting served

I'll take care of you both

Is that a threat? I feel I should hide.

I'll see your bulge sticking out

That's my wallet. I've got a feeling I'm not getting my drink for free. "

No it was your cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A Lynchburg lemonade please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any nibbles on the bar too as a lil peckish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs. "

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

Naw

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Coming up to Pimms weather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

Naw

Try it with acronyms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

Naw

Try it with acronyms? "

Dafuq are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

Naw

Try it with acronyms?

Dafuq are they

immature boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breast milk, straight out your taps please OP oooooooffft

Taps?

Aye, taps; jugs, breasts or whatever you auldies call them fs.

Your gonna have to try English with me. Auldies?

Naw

Try it with acronyms?

Dafuq are they

immature boy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have an IPA while I wait for room service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margaritas -- plural

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A large gin with ice for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mango mojito followed by a large G&T.

Not in the mood for beer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mango mojito followed by a large G&T.

Not in the mood for beer."
Now that's different Mango mojito, I will have to look into making one as love mango. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mango mojito followed by a large G&T.

Not in the mood for beer.Now that's different Mango mojito, I will have to look into making one as love mango. x"

Bacardi, mango juice or apple and mango juice, ice and mint leaves. I sometimes swap the Bacardi for vodka depending on mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mango mojito followed by a large G&T.

Not in the mood for beer.Now that's different Mango mojito, I will have to look into making one as love mango. x

Bacardi, mango juice or apple and mango juice, ice and mint leaves. I sometimes swap the Bacardi for vodka depending on mood."
I will give this a go as love mint in drinks. xxThanks XX

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

This bar has funny opening hours

I'm parched

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Quite partial to a pornstar martini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This bar has funny opening hours

I'm parched"
I know so what you having.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite partial to a pornstar martini

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so can you tell me how to make this. xxx

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"This bar has funny opening hours

I'm parchedI know so what you having.

Anything want to make.. U just came in to chat up the barmaid

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I mean I just came in lol

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Quite partial to a pornstar martini

so can you tell me how to make this. xxx

It's vodka , passion fruit , lime with a shot of champagne

Not sure of measures but YouTube or google maybe x

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I had a double vodka and lemonade pls

Need to drown my sorrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a kraken and Coke...with a slice of lime.

I'll be on the floor in no time

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Sneaks behind the empty bar and starts looking for tipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Highland Park while I wait for my plane please

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Large Morgan's spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger; flight delayed. Clansman driver...

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over a year ago

A bottle of Double Dragon please

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