FabSwingers.com forum: How bad do you look 1st thing in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. Or are your lucky enough to still look half decent?

Some days i feel i look better than others, today i had major bed hair and needed the glasses as my eyes were wanting to remain asleep haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look much different other than messy hair and have to pop glasses back on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild hai_ed and puffy eyed. I don't look normal till after 10am when my eyes de-puff

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Let's just say it's a good job I'm single! It's getting worse as the year's get on

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Wild hai_ed and puffy eyed. I don't look normal till after 10am when my eyes de-puff

Judicious application of pile cream and the bags just disappear. Or um so I have heard..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Major bed head and sleepy eyed. Not a pretty sight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. Or are your lucky enough to still look half decent?

Some days i feel i look better than others, today i had major bed hair and needed the glasses as my eyes were wanting to remain asleep haha"
I always look great new hairstyle every morning mind some good some not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I look bad ALL of the time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed head monster definitely visits me overnight. My hair needs washing everyday otherwise it looks awful and mascara still ends up all round my eyes despite its rigorous removal the night before. It doesn't improve much following a shower and make over but I do feel better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Chris Hemsworths twin as soon as I wake up.

It goes downhill pretty rapidly from there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The bed head monster definitely visits me overnight. My hair needs washing everyday otherwise it looks awful and mascara still ends up all round my eyes despite its rigorous removal the night before. It doesn't improve much following a shower and make over but I do feel better! "

Why is there always mascara even when the cotton wool is clean?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed straight and wake up curly .Friend thinks I'm a different women .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there always mascara even when the cotton wool is clean?!

Glad it's not just me. ..I think my eyes absorb it during day then slow release during the night!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Can't be that bad as other half smiles and kisses me every morning when I wake up, so all good!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well my cars don't run away when they look at me so not that bad I guess.

Mind you one is blind and the other just wants feeding.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cats lol I dont have a blind car haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairs a bit of a mess, but other than that, basically the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol look half asleep

Like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there always mascara even when the cotton wool is clean?!

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coz it gets in the crows feet ........the ravages of age damnit

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Fortunately it's really hard for me to have a bad hair day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I look perfect all the time, unless I'm out on the pull, then I look like something the cat's dragged in apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look horrible. MrBee? More like MisterBean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

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bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why they call it "beauty sleep" as my hair looks as wild as a jungle and like a bloody birds nest!

Thank god for my tangle teezer

Other than that, not too bad.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Messy hair .ti_ed looking eyes so reach for glasses

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Droplet face baggy eyes messy hair. Many women have probs woken up next to this thinking they have gone to bed with a monster that wakes up making a tent in the sheet lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Lol look half asleep

Like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards

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jo is that not the after sex look???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why they call it "beauty sleep" as my hair looks as wild as a jungle and like a bloody birds nest!

Thank god for my tangle teezer

Other than that, not too bad. "
hair well what can you do about it save chopping it all off and wearing a wig but I'm sure your face looks fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look any different than after I've had a hot tub and a 3 hour sex marathon at a club!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My hair looks totally cute first thing in the morning lol, even my latest facepic is a fabulous bedhead pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol look half asleep

Like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards

jo is that not the after sex look??? "

ooopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning glory OP, that is all

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Lol look half asleep

Like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards

jo is that not the after sex look???

ooopsy "
lol oops lays in bed imagening this now hmmmmmm

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

As bad as i look the rest of the time

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am normally ok other than sleep in eyes, so quick wash of face and fine

Luckily hair is short at moment so donsent require to much work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?"

Nope! I'm Cornish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to avoid the mirror in the morning... it doesn't like me I don't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am normally ok other than sleep in eyes, so quick wash of face and fine

Luckily hair is short at moment so donsent require to much work

Wanna come over to the let me perv at your behind Mr thread

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Depends what was doing the night before and if I slept well.

I always have dragged through a hedge look kind hair.

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Look and sound like Marge Simpson x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?

Nope! I'm Cornish!

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ooooo I lurve a parsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I saw shoot in the face with a pallet gun, then got runover by a lorry

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I look surprising fresh faced first thing, bit of bed hair, that's all.

I get more haggard throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it quite reassuring that when I look in the mirror at night I know I will look worse in the morning.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My hair needs washing everyday "

Not good. Your hair produces its own oils and washing it everyday with chemicals will mean that you are fighting against your own body. Studies have actually proven this. I only wash mine under the shower with luke warm water and it's as good as ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny comments. Ive been single 4.5 years I think that speaks for itself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I look ultra cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough as arses

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I look as bad first thing in the morning as I do throughout the day.

Take that as you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair everywhere, not a pretty sight

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. Or are your lucky enough to still look half decent?

Some days i feel i look better than others, today i had major bed hair and needed the glasses as my eyes were wanting to remain asleep haha"

Can I borrow the mask

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Dishevelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny comments. Ive been single 4.5 years I think that speaks for itself. "
awwww hey it means nothing youre just fussy is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, I'm all rosey cheeked and cute, with slightly tousled hair.

Other times I look like that scene from Bridget Jones where she's been in Daniel Cleaver's open top car crossed with a gremlin.

Sadly, I can neither p_edict nor influence which one it is.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

".. Or are your lucky enough to still look half decent?

Some days i feel i look better than others, today i had major bed hair and needed the glasses as my eyes were wanting to remain asleep haha"

I look equally as good (or bad) at any time of the day or night.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?

Nope! I'm Cornish!

ooooo I lurve a parsty"

Me too me ansum!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?

Nope! I'm Cornish!

ooooo I lurve a parsty

Me too me ansum!!

Helluva maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... well my hair is currently a bit fluffy and messy with a non-existent fringe. Skin's a bit _ed and discolou_ed round my nose, slightly swollen eyes... but I'd feel comfortable with a fab meet seeing me like this the morning after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look baaad hair usually is similar to that of a cave woman. I have really deep, constant eye circles and I have rosacea mainly on and around my nose and some acne scarring on one side of my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know woman who look good but its down to having a lot of work done .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going by my Avatar - pretty damn awful and scary this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to bad tbh, benefits they're real mascara remover gets rid of the most stubborn mascara and i use a souffle moisturisers before bed so doesnt go oily!

Best investment even was £35 silk pillowcase from john lewis, no wrinkled scrunched up face with pillow marks and no messy hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have mad crazy hair which doesnt bed well but i look in the mirror and pretend that hey last night was damn good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women deteriorate over night, FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look much the same as the rest if the day, except I'm in my PJs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women deteriorate over night, FACT!

Is that why my morning sex has always ended up in doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women deteriorate over night, FACT!

Is that why my morning sex has always ended up in doggy?

Unfortunately yes, sorry, but even my own mrs will say, feck knows what goes on while she's asleep, but looks as rough as toast when she wakes up.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It varies and I usually know whether to avoid the mirror by how I feel. Some great surprises but horror movie shots too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women deteriorate over night, FACT!

Is that why my morning sex has always ended up in doggy?

Unfortunately yes, sorry, but even my own mrs will say, feck knows what goes on while she's asleep, but looks as rough as toast when she wakes up."

Phah, I'm still cute though. Make up doesn't provide pretty eyes and dimples.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Not to bad tbh, benefits they're real mascara remover gets rid of the most stubborn mascara and i use a souffle moisturisers before bed so doesnt go oily!

Best investment even was £35 silk pillowcase from john lewis, no wrinkled scrunched up face with pillow marks and no messy hair "

I need a silk pillowcase. What about dribble stains though?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Just how many different, comical hairstyles can one man produce in a lifetime?

Sometimes I haven't glanced in. A mirror before some comes to the door, and I get a 'blimey, look at your hair' look.

Still, at least there's mist of it still there, even if it doesn't behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure but I do have to close my eyes stood in front of a mirror to have a shave...

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Welcome to my last post..

This mornings typo test

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Wrinkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to bad tbh, benefits they're real mascara remover gets rid of the most stubborn mascara and i use a souffle moisturisers before bed so doesnt go oily!

Best investment even was £35 silk pillowcase from john lewis, no wrinkled scrunched up face with pillow marks and no messy hair

I need a silk pillowcase. What about dribble stains though?

Haha they wash, quick wash or wool/silk wash with silk & wool detergent (usually with all the vanish stuff)

They supposedly slow down skin wrinkling too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Not to bad tbh, benefits they're real mascara remover gets rid of the most stubborn mascara and i use a souffle moisturisers before bed so doesnt go oily!

Best investment even was £35 silk pillowcase from john lewis, no wrinkled scrunched up face with pillow marks and no messy hair

I need a silk pillowcase. What about dribble stains though?

Haha they wash, quick wash or wool/silk wash with silk & wool detergent (usually with all the vanish stuff)

They supposedly slow down skin wrinkling too "

I new one. Anyway...photo incoming to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to bad tbh, benefits they're real mascara remover gets rid of the most stubborn mascara and i use a souffle moisturisers before bed so doesnt go oily!

Best investment even was £35 silk pillowcase from john lewis, no wrinkled scrunched up face with pillow marks and no messy hair

I need a silk pillowcase. What about dribble stains though?

Haha they wash, quick wash or wool/silk wash with silk & wool detergent (usually with all the vanish stuff)

They supposedly slow down skin wrinkling too

I new one. Anyway...photo incoming to you

Fittie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look fabulous but I'm all sweaty and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like Garth from Waynes World. More so than usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like Garth from Waynes World. More so than usual. "

Snap! On occasion the resemblance is scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like Garth from Waynes World. More so than usual.

Snap! On occasion the resemblance is scary. "
nope sorry can't see how you would ever look unappealing in the morning

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Funny comments. Ive been single 4.5 years I think that speaks for itself. "
I'd wake up next to you any day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Rough as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear I must put my finger in the nearest plug socket whilst I'm asleep.

No matter how much I pull my hair back it looks like I've had a cartoon electrocution where their hair goes frizzy and stands on end all over!

It's a treat for anyone who sees it

Add to that puffy eyes and face and a good dose of morning sneezing and ta da.... don't all rush at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleddy awful in the mornings

always wake up with serious bedhead!

Takes me a while sometimes to properly wake up too.....even now I'm not awake awake!

bleddy are you welsh by any chance ?

Nope! I'm Cornish!

ooooo I lurve a parsty

Me too me ansum!!

Helluva maid "

Properrrr job!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rough as arses

have to agree you did this morning hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs: it's weird but I actually look my best first thing in the morning... it's just a shame I can't recreate the same look during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to say... I avoid the mirror!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs: it's weird but I actually look my best first thing in the morning... it's just a shame I can't recreate the same look during the day

some mornings i really am refreshed and my skin has a wonderful glow

other days i need masses of help from make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rough as arses

have to agree you did this morning hahaha"

Up yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never get bed head!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad.

And for the day.

And night too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Crazy hair usually. It's straightish but it's thick and frizzy rather than sleek so it goes all sorts of mad overnight. And according to the regular squeeze I wake up with a really puzzled look on my face until I find my glasses and everything comes into focus.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Pretty fucking hideous usually!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad. Just need to brush my hair

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I look exactly the same.... Which depending on your opinion is either good, bad or ugly

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Let's just say it's a good job I'm single! It's getting worse as the year's get on

Oh I will agree with you on this one unfortunately

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

This, plus the lovely puffy bags under my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, the mirror sprouts legs and runs away weeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look good all day, everyday, even straight out of bed

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I wake up, put my glasses and headband on to keep my dreads away from my face and that's it, done for the day until the process is reversed before going to bed.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good enough that mr2 can't not say no to me

Mrs2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I look really different without make-up. As in, my eyelashes and brows are so blonde that I look like I don't have any!

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By *ungcock180Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I look amazing with my morning hard on lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Only thing I do is get up, have a shave every couple of days. No use in doing much else, I will be as fugly as before I did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look just as bad first thing in the morning as I do at any other time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As rough as f*** then after several cups of coffee and a shower an shave I just look ropey

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