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The "where the fuck's Jim?" late late nocturnal thread

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?

Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?

Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!"

You forgot to say COWABUNGA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?

Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!

You forgot to say COWABUNGA!"

Bollocks!! See, the pressure made me flake

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!"

I'm getting there hold your horses....

Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Evening peaches. Just having a lurk!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?

Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!

You forgot to say COWABUNGA!"

Good eeeeevening Dark Angel, I hope your day has been a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look behind you....

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement "

Good eeeeevening Warks, I would be saddened if it was any other reason!

what top tunes would you recommend today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!

I'm getting there hold your horses....

Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?

"

Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening peaches. Just having a lurk! "

Good eeeeevening Shiny, happy lurking

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement

Good eeeeevening Warks, I would be saddened if it was any other reason!

what top tunes would you recommend today?"

It's late at night so how about something mellow - Riders on the Storm - The Doors

https://youtu.be/lS-af9Q-zvQ

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!

I'm getting there hold your horses....

Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?

Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time."

Make sure you got the right joystick

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Look behind you.... "

Good eeeevening Miss P, I had a peep behind me and scared the shit outta myself with my own reflection *shudder*

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!

I'm getting there hold your horses....

Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?

Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time."

Now that's multitasking, but if you really want to impress I've a pile of ironing that you could attempt at the same time.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement

Good eeeeevening Warks, I would be saddened if it was any other reason!

what top tunes would you recommend today?

It's late at night so how about something mellow - Riders on the Storm - The Doors

https://youtu.be/lS-af9Q-zvQ

"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!"

And smiley face smiley face ??

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!

And smiley face smiley face ?? "

That's just hassle. I'll ride this one out but will admit to lacking effort. I miss him too ok?!

*sobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

I saw a number written on the wall

It said for a good time call

Dialing 2-8-1-7-6-6-8

Hey baby, I can't wait

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Pick up the phone and I start to think

I get excited when it starts to ring

What will she look like, what will she say

If it's good I'll call her every day

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Got your number off the bathroom wall

And I decided it was about time I made the call

Answered the phone in a sexy voice

I got excited and I had no choice

To put another dime in the telephone

Cause my number's alone at home

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Got your number off the bathroom wall

And I decided it was about time I made the call

Yeah, I got your number off the bathroom wall

Boy am I lucky that I didn't use the other stall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7d1nPPNgM

Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison...

(Guitar solo)

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (Poi-son)

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah

Well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (Poi-son)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain

Poison (Poi-son)

And I don't want to break these chains

Poison

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

I saw a number written on the wall

It said for a good time call

Dialing 2-8-1-7-6-6-8

Hey baby, I can't wait

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Pick up the phone and I start to think

I get excited when it starts to ring

What will she look like, what will she say

If it's good I'll call her every day

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Got your number off the bathroom wall

And I decided it was about time I made the call

Answered the phone in a sexy voice

I got excited and I had no choice

To put another dime in the telephone

Cause my number's alone at home

I got your number off the bathroom wall

Got your number off the bathroom wall

And I decided it was about time I made the call

Yeah, I got your number off the bathroom wall

Boy am I lucky that I didn't use the other stall "

One of the guitarists looked very much like one of the vampires from The Lost Boys!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7d1nPPNgM

Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison...

(Guitar solo)

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (Poi-son)

I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah

Well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (Poi-son)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain

Poison (Poi-son)

And I don't want to break these chains

Poison

"

Fantastic song!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Hey you - Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/DEDjF2tLbhk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Voddy stepped in earlier and did one, although there was no © ® ™ on there either.

Shame on James

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hey you - Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/DEDjF2tLbhk"

That's the last song to be played at my death party. I want everyone to shake their heads and think "fucking hell woman!!"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Voddy stepped in earlier and did one, although there was no © ® ™ on there either.

Shame on James "

If we do it too well he'll expect it all the time

I know, the erect one is simply not playing ball. I thought it was about 9pm due to the lack of smiley faces!!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well I'm going to bed now. I've said Jim's name 3 times and proven he is not like Beetlejuice or Candyman.

Enjoy the rest of your evening/morning people.

Goodnight and sweet dreams

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well I'm going to bed now. I've said Jim's name 3 times and proven he is not like Beetlejuice or Candyman.

Enjoy the rest of your evening/morning people.

Goodnight and sweet dreams "

Liar Liar, yer G-String is on fire as you are clearly not in bed yet missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobie rest sounds good I think I'll stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8NMayki4Uc

Last exit for the lost?

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