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They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus My lyrics are bottomless

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

burp

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Brett or Jermaine?

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin off the top of this esophagus

Rockin this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Mmmph, Steve

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

My rhymes and records they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they say... two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth

That's all part of the foreplay, I love foreplay

Then you go sort out the recycling

That isn't part of the foreplay,

But it's still very important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m taking out the bins on a Thursday morning

I can wear my kinky slippers without anyone judging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ASY7boVoDCQ

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You lean in and whisper something sexy like,

"I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."

I know what you're trying to say baby.

You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

In the buff, bein' rude

Doin' stuff with the food

Gettin' lewd with his food

We heard that's what you are into

And then on our next date

Well, you could bring your roommate

I don't know if Stu is keen to

But if you want, we could double team you?

How 'bout you and two dudes?

Him, you, and Stu in the nude

Bein' lewd with two dudes for food

Well, that's if Stu's into it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Steve!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"In the buff, bein' rude

Doin' stuff with the food

Gettin' lewd with his food

We heard that's what you are into

And then on our next date

Well, you could bring your roommate

I don't know if Stu is keen to

But if you want, we could double team you?

How 'bout you and two dudes?

Him, you, and Stu in the nude

Bein' lewd with two dudes for food

Well, that's if Stu's into it too!"

Lmao I’m actually impressed

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