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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giddy-up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well as you've asked so nicely I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offfftttttt.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

get the saddle out

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I've dreamt of this moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it go fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fs you canny go calling chick's bitches

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Almost tempted to the dark side for such an offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like with a chat up line like that it our lucky day

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Almost tempted to the dark side for such an offer. "

Oiiii get in the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fs you canny go calling chick's bitches "

You can if your the CHF forum legend

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Fs you canny go calling chick's bitches "

"Lucky" bitches...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Fs you canny go calling chick's bitches

You can if your the CHF forum legend "

^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be the luckiest bitch of them all fs.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I must be the luckiest bitch of them all fs. "

No bodi gonna aregue wid dat.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

You offering a trip to Alton Towers? The Nemesis is my favourite ride.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"I must be the luckiest bitch of them all fs.

No bodi gonna aregue wid dat."

That made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

Bitches love the lady pleaser

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I must be the luckiest bitch of them all fs.

No bodi gonna aregue wid dat.

That made me chuckle. "

Am feelin', like gangsta n' shit.

(Although, I appreciate that I'm probably spending far too long on correct punctuation.)

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser?

Bitches love the lady pleaser "

Trooof.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Whoopsie I think I broke him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoopsie I think I broke him "

Nah I've sent him for a shower

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Whoopsie I think I broke him

Nah I've sent him for a shower "

Phew that's good to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L O FUCKING L

The ole lady pleaser

Brilliant

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"L O FUCKING L

The ole lady pleaser

Brilliant "

Oh you've heard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dang it only the lucky bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

Why has this made me laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it that easy?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I may have to get on someone's lady pleaser soon before I forget what it's all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, that's discriminatory, only offering it to the ladies

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is it that easy?"

He who dares...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same"

It doesn't make sense why a newbie would do that. The op is relying on people knowing his sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

It doesn't make sense why a newbie would do that. The op is relying on people knowing his sense of humour "

And the people are relying on anyone here, having a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same"

Don't even go there fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have to get on someone's lady pleaser soon before I forget what it's all about!"

How longs it been now, any sign of cob webs fs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. Do you travel, Clem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

It doesn't make sense why a newbie would do that. The op is relying on people knowing his sense of humour

And the people are relying on anyone here, having a sense of humour. "

Oh i have a sense of humour,and iv been in the forums for years and had lots of banter,its not a dig at clem but an observation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

Judging by the replies, I want to be you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

It doesn't make sense why a newbie would do that. The op is relying on people knowing his sense of humour

And the people are relying on anyone here, having a sense of humour.

Oh i have a sense of humour,and iv been in the forums for years and had lots of banter,its not a dig at clem but an observation"

My point still stands. If a newbie starts a thread such as this people won't know whether to take them seriously or not so you will get a more mixed reaction?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I may have to get on someone's lady pleaser soon before I forget what it's all about!

How longs it been now, any sign of cob webs fs? "

Funny you should say that! Think I'm losing interest,can't find anyone that's making me want to get off my backside to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

It doesn't make sense why a newbie would do that. The op is relying on people knowing his sense of humour

And the people are relying on anyone here, having a sense of humour.

Oh i have a sense of humour,and iv been in the forums for years and had lots of banter,its not a dig at clem but an observation"

I wasn't digging at you either. I find very few 'fun suckers' on here spoil a lot of fun on the forums. This holds a lot of people back from banter/saying what they want. It makes things sterile. I like to read people's personalities, not stock run if the mill posts.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs "

Does she get a say?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

Does she get a say? "

Gowd I suppose so if she must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

Does she get a say? "

In a swingers site. No, you can't be fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be the luckiest bitch of them all fs. "

wtf married peeps don't fuck each other fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

Does she get a say?

In a swingers site. No, you can't be fussy. "

in that case I shall adorn my blindfold and think of England. All welcome aboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiho silver away.!!!!

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By *iphunterMan
over a year ago

medway

I got 99 problems and finding a lucky bitch is every single one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

Does she get a say?

In a swingers site. No, you can't be fussy.

in that case I shall adorn my blindfold and think of England. All welcome aboard! "

You've no idea how long I've waited for this moment. Jeronimooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it "

Who the fuck is Al......

oh.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it

Who the fuck is Al......

oh. "

Trust me your better off not knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it

Who the fuck is Al......

oh.

Trust me your better off not knowing "

Requires a comma, an apostrophe and another 'e'.

Your turn

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it

Who the fuck is Al......

oh.

Trust me your better off not knowing

Requires a comma, an apostrophe and another 'e'.

Your turn "

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same"

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom... "

Oh.

So you're not actually offering rides on the lady pleaser after all?

You teasing €$¥#%~}{€¥¥•+^#~,.{}?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom... "

Yes it is liberating using the forums when you don't worry about getting a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom... "

Fair point clem have good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom...

Yes it is liberating using the forums when you don't worry about getting a shag. "

Amen, brother.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom...

Yes it is liberating using the forums when you don't worry about getting a shag. "

Amen to that

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

And of course you get to read all those "is my profile ok" threads, whilst knowing that it just doesn't matter..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

No?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"And of course you get to read all those "is my profile ok" threads, whilst knowing that it just doesn't matter.."

Mr fandango your a bad bad man but I swoop agree

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser?

No?"

You sound unsure?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"And of course you get to read all those "is my profile ok" threads, whilst knowing that it just doesn't matter..

Mr fandango your a bad bad man but I swoop agree "

Where the fuck did swoop come from. So ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a ride on the ol' lady pleaser? "

To the point...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hang on a mo, I'll ask Alice...........

Yup, she's up for it

Who the fuck is Al......

oh. "

Step aside sister, he's all mine I tells ya

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"And of course you get to read all those "is my profile ok" threads, whilst knowing that it just doesn't matter..

Mr fandango your a bad bad man but I swoop agree

Where the fuck did swoop come from. So ffs "

I've learnt to read around the carrots!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom... "

You mean it wasn't a genuine offer??? *sighs and tears up boarding pass*

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom...

You mean it wasn't a genuine offer??? *sighs and tears up boarding pass* "

This time the luck of the Irish just wasn't enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And of course you get to read all those "is my profile ok" threads, whilst knowing that it just doesn't matter.."

Nothing really matters, anyone can see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom...

Yes it is liberating using the forums when you don't worry about getting a shag. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While he's giving his lady pleasure an outing can I do his Mrs

Does she get a say?

In a swingers site. No, you can't be fussy.

in that case I shall adorn my blindfold and think of England. All welcome aboard! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if a newbie was to start a thread with bitches in the title instead of a forum regular,would the response be the same

The difference is most newbie single males think that they might get laid. And i would hope, would never start a serious thread like this. Whereas i know that I won't. It gives one a sense of freedom... "

I fully intend to collect on this offer. Be warned.

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