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By *uyfromchi OP   Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Any on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies."

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bellend?"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bellend?

FTFY "

There really was no need though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bellend?

FTFY

There really was no need though. "

I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bellend?

FTFY

There really was no need though.

I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour. "

Jesus!

Drinking some*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!

See guys, ALL the ladies.

Want to shake my bellend?

FTFY

There really was no need though.

I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour.

Jesus!

Drinking some* "

Bloody Worzel, get orfff my combine harvester...

*shakes fist angrily*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The gear and bells are a turn-off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did some morris dancing a few years ago, was basically filling in as the idiot who ran between the sticks trying not to get hit.

Had a close call a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....

Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....

Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff? "

I prefer Soxy in the buff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate them with a passion that goes beyond all reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....

Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff?

I prefer Soxy in the buff. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry OP, had to post this

Monty Python fish dance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too. "

Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ?

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By *hoxyWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I have visions of naked men with bells on their ankles dancing away and banging sticks with each other.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.

Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ? "

Sperm filled condom waving is the way to go I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.

Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ? "

Clash sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.

Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.

I love it, personally. Seriously!

It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"

I thought it originated in Africa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.

Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ?

Clash sticks. "

Ooo'er men clashing their sticks

Is that a euphemism....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but sword dancers cross swords an awful lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to join our local morris men but I only like the winter outfits

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