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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Too good a post to lose

So about the little men on the jars P

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle "

and honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle "

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What about pina colada durex flavoured lube, its sickly sweet and feels like treacle/honey/jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry "

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!! "

Runs away very quickly

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!! "

aww come here for cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about pina colada durex flavoured lube, its sickly sweet and feels like treacle/honey/jam"

I'll jam it somewhere if you don't watch it

Oh... I'm talking to my Diamond

Hi love... you can do treacle if you want, syrup if you have the urge... christ... you can even select POTATO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

Runs away very quickly "

Ya whimp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles "

Ya brave

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What about pina colada durex flavoured lube, its sickly sweet and feels like treacle/honey/jam

I'll jam it somewhere if you don't watch it

Oh... I'm talking to my Diamond

Hi love... you can do treacle if you want, syrup if you have the urge... christ... you can even select POTATO!!! "

he he, being teachers pet has its good points

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave "

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off "

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol"

How do you know? Ya feckin stalker

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol"

lmao just had that image go through my mind

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol

lmao just had that image go through my mind "

so did i lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

oh im sitting here in fit og giggles now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol

How do you know? Ya feckin stalker "

whoops seems even im out of favour, no one else stands a chance now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I throw chutney into the mix???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can I throw chutney into the mix???"

Your a brave man, at least where only at the end of a computer lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Does marmite work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i was just saying on the last thread.

Could i possibly add treacle

And as I said - not if you want to live - you will make her angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry

*bangs fists on desk and throws teddy out of the pram*

I'm feckin' fuming!!!

aww come here for cuddles

Ya brave

by the time you swim the irish sea, you will have cooled off

The mood shes in she will just catapult herself over lol

How do you know? Ya feckin stalker

whoops seems even im out of favour, no one else stands a chance now then "

I forget my mind when it gets jammed up

Back to topic now... what is your favourite Topic bar?

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over a year ago

By pinktherapy   Couple (MF) 3 days ago

gloucester

"Had some honey on toast today & it was lush. Honey is now a normal jam!!!"

like f*** is it a normal jam!!! - it's not even remotely like a jam At least my jelly was jam like and just a strained version! Pfffffffttttt!!!! Tsk!

I missed this. What a silly, childish woman you are. Grow up. Jelly bloody jam ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does marmite work? "

See: Tits up part 1.... It'll save me from losing my rag (again)

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman "
I love Bonne Maman especially the raspberry one... yummy

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman I love Bonne Maman especially the raspberry one... yummy "

Raspberry gelee mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman I love Bonne Maman especially the raspberry one... yummy "

Can you get that in Lidl?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman I love Bonne Maman especially the raspberry one... yummy

Can you get that in Lidl?"

Non

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Strawberry Jam is Lush, specially Bonne Maman I love Bonne Maman especially the raspberry one... yummy

Can you get that in Lidl?"

I have seen it at an Aldi store.. incidentally Lidl and Aldi sell decent jams anyway...

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Does marmite work?

See: Tits up part 1.... It'll save me from losing my rag (again) "

As long as you didn't lose it in the marmite... (what a waste of good marmite that would be)

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Does marmite work?

See: Tits up part 1.... It'll save me from losing my rag (again)

As long as you didn't lose it in the marmite... (what a waste of good marmite that would be)"

ummmmm marmite on toast......

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Does marmite work?

See: Tits up part 1.... It'll save me from losing my rag (again)

As long as you didn't lose it in the marmite... (what a waste of good marmite that would be)

yuk @ marmite

ummmmm marmite on toast......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does marmite work?

See: Tits up part 1.... It'll save me from losing my rag (again)

As long as you didn't lose it in the marmite... (what a waste of good marmite that would be)

yuk @ marmite

Boak

ummmmm marmite on toast......"

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