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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm in a whimsical mood and wondering what an 'all clear card' from the GUM clinic would look like and say.

Give me your image ideas and greetings, you creative people.

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

KEEP

CALM

AND

GET

FUCKED

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"KEEP

CALM

AND

GET

FUCKED"

Is the image the same as the poster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the outside :

CONGRATULATIONS!

We're POSITIVELY elated that your test results are NEGATIVE!

On the inside:

Just a little note to say

We're delighted as can be

That your cock or pussy has

Come back as STD free!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"On the outside :

CONGRATULATIONS!

We're POSITIVELY elated that your test results are NEGATIVE!

On the inside:

Just a little note to say

We're delighted as can be

That your cock or pussy has

Come back as STD free! "

Brilliant.

More like this, please.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Many Happy Rear Turns

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Perhaps a positive result would generate :-

We wish you a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Perhaps a positive result would generate :-

We wish you a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea. "

And include the tablets as a gift?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Many Happy Rear Turns "

Missionary only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers avatar as card pic

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Offers avatar as card pic "

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

"

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread. "

We need to get cards ready then. I'm sure your one woman campaign is driving up the numbers of people being tested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread.

We need to get cards ready then. I'm sure your one woman campaign is driving up the numbers of people being tested."

I'm amazed how many, guys if I'm honest, admit they've not been tested. Married and using condoms and think that means they don't need testing.

I'm married and insist on condoms. I still get tested regularly. I'm still told I'm high risk. As high a risk as swingers

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread.

We need to get cards ready then. I'm sure your one woman campaign is driving up the numbers of people being tested.

I'm amazed how many, guys if I'm honest, admit they've not been tested. Married and using condoms and think that means they don't need testing.

I'm married and insist on condoms. I still get tested regularly. I'm still told I'm high risk. As high a risk as swingers "

Maybe we should get cards to remind people to go?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

You got yourself tested

and we're glad to say you're clear.

Your willy won't fall off today,

you've got nothing to fear.

Just keep on doing what you're doing

Ensure you wrap your chap

For if you don't then there's a chance

You'll next time catch the clap

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You got yourself tested

and we're glad to say you're clear.

Your willy won't fall off today,

you've got nothing to fear.

Just keep on doing what you're doing

Ensure you wrap your chap

For if you don't then there's a chance

You'll next time catch the clap"

We need to enclose a complimentary condom with this one.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You got yourself tested

and we're glad to say you're clear.

Your willy won't fall off today,

you've got nothing to fear.

Just keep on doing what you're doing

Ensure you wrap your chap

For if you don't then there's a chance

You'll next time catch the clap

We need to enclose a complimentary condom with this one.

"
id include a few as not all sizes fit all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread.

We need to get cards ready then. I'm sure your one woman campaign is driving up the numbers of people being tested.

I'm amazed how many, guys if I'm honest, admit they've not been tested. Married and using condoms and think that means they don't need testing.

I'm married and insist on condoms. I still get tested regularly. I'm still told I'm high risk. As high a risk as swingers "

I think it is seriously brilliant that you took that photo and posted it. It really helps lower the stigma of going to get tested. It's like people are ashamed to admit they get checked, because they think people will believe them to be promiscuous, to warrant being regularly tested, but all it takes is one person to spread an STI.

Your post about getting screened made me 'woman up' and get past my needle phobia and get a HIV screening, and Hep B immunisations done.

I use condoms every time without fail, but the fact is that medical professionals are not sure how exactly Hep B is transmitted.

Thank you for posting your pic and showing that getting checked is something to be proud of, not ashamed of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on Trucking.

If I could do this in a different font. You'd get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offers avatar as card pic

It's almost as if you were expecting this. Spooky.

Lol. I took it for my own "get yourself tested" thread.

We need to get cards ready then. I'm sure your one woman campaign is driving up the numbers of people being tested.

I'm amazed how many, guys if I'm honest, admit they've not been tested. Married and using condoms and think that means they don't need testing.

I'm married and insist on condoms. I still get tested regularly. I'm still told I'm high risk. As high a risk as swingers

I think it is seriously brilliant that you took that photo and posted it. It really helps lower the stigma of going to get tested. It's like people are ashamed to admit they get checked, because they think people will believe them to be promiscuous, to warrant being regularly tested, but all it takes is one person to spread an STI.

Your post about getting screened made me 'woman up' and get past my needle phobia and get a HIV screening, and Hep B immunisations done.

I use condoms every time without fail, but the fact is that medical professionals are not sure how exactly Hep B is transmitted.

Thank you for posting your pic and showing that getting checked is something to be proud of, not ashamed of "

Wow. My day has been made!

That was my sole intention. To hear it directly had an effect on someone and prompted them to get tested is brilliant.

So glad you got your hep vaccination too. They should test you to check its 'taken'. I was already covered by the injections I'd had in the navy, so I thought. I wasn't. So I got vaccinated a second time.

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