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ladies and gents, fabio proudly presents the 2017 eurovision song contest!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

sorry i am opening this late... my apologies...

anyway... ahem.... right...

yes ladies and gents, its that time of year where we all embrace out inner metrosexuality!!!!!!

and one of the best traditions of fab swinging... and you all call me a big girls blouse

its the Eurovision song contest thread... 2017 edition!!!!

semi final 1 tonight.... bbc4 as we speak

semi 2.... thursday

the final.... saturday....

rules... no politics... no taking it too seriously...

all pithy comments welcome!!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd give the Polish lady more than 1

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I fucking LOVE Eurovison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

have to say this is where i miss my partner in crime soxy for this thread.....

i am still gutted from last year my bet came in 2nd... but thought all night i'd bloody won!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love our entry this year

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"have to say this is where i miss my partner in crime soxy for this thread.....

i am still gutted from last year my bet came in 2nd... but thought all night i'd bloody won!!!"

Where is Soxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's our entry like this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's our entry like this year?"

i love it

Lucie Jones - never give up on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtlUatoAKns

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yeah..... not really feeling that power ballad...

but as long as it gets into double figures....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anyway... my tip this year.... look forward to a trip next year to somewhere warm.... rome or lisbon!!!

italy or portugal.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry i am opening this late... my apologies...

anyway... ahem.... right...

yes ladies and gents, its that time of year where we all embrace out inner metrosexuality!!!!!!

and one of the best traditions of fab swinging... and you all call me a big girls blouse

its the Eurovision song contest thread... 2017 edition!!!!

semi final 1 tonight.... bbc4 as we speak

semi 2.... thursday

the final.... saturday....

rules... no politics... no taking it too seriously...

all pithy comments welcome!!!!!!"

Time for getting the earplugs out then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm ready for a night in on Saturday and all things cheesy.

We really should arrange a Eurovision Fab Social.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"sorry i am opening this late... my apologies...

anyway... ahem.... right...

yes ladies and gents, its that time of year where we all embrace out inner metrosexuality!!!!!!

and one of the best traditions of fab swinging... and you all call me a big girls blouse

its the Eurovision song contest thread... 2017 edition!!!!

semi final 1 tonight.... bbc4 as we speak

semi 2.... thursday

the final.... saturday....

rules... no politics... no taking it too seriously...

all pithy comments welcome!!!!!!"

Oh shucks ! I shall miss it will be flying home ! What a shame

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm ready for a night in on Saturday and all things cheesy.

We really should arrange a Eurovision Fab Social."

Now you say Though I can't bear the political inevitability of it all

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

semi final 2 is on!!!!!!! BBC4!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i cont be the only one to be watching this tonight....

p.s the bloke representing ireland has the biggest eyebrows i have seen on anyone in ages!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i cont be the only one to be watching this tonight....

p.s the bloke representing ireland has the biggest eyebrows i have seen on anyone in ages!!!! "

Lol. I must google him. I didn't watch. Is he a former product of Louis Walsh, or am I making that up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurovision + Tweetdeck ignited my love of social media. I was howling with laughter watching it and seeing all the comments flooding in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can Somebody please have a Word With Paul Weller ? The Guy is a Legend do We really want Him doing this shit ? The Man Who made The Jam ?

It's all Idle Gossip of course but The Paper Talk seem to think He would have a bash at Eurovision ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee... Happy Eurovision day everyone...

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yey soxy my better half... lol

its just like agnetha and frida are back together... (bagsy i'm agnetha!!!)

I shall be doing my half of the commentary from club f tonight... (i've commendeared there tv but they don't know it yet!!!! lol)

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Beer - check

Munchies - check

Ear plugs - check

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer - check

Munchies - check

Ear plugs - check

Bring it on

"

All my national cheeses are laid out in order of appearance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Held a great Eurovision Party at mine a few years back.

Naughty guests had to come dressed in theme of a contestant country.

Themed party food...from as many countries as I could manage.

Ran a sweep etc...

Great fun had by all.....gotta love Eurovision!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Quick trip to lidl then we're on!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Quick trip to lidl then we're on! "

Oh I need foods of the world too. Good thinking fandango

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be the last time england is in it cos of brexit. I heard turkey is not in of political reasons. I reckon sweden will finish 4th. I got the haribos ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of men in the live audience..

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there are some interesting ones tonight....

my favourite is croatia, for reasons you will discover later... like 2 acts rolled into 1.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be the last time england is in it cos of brexit. I heard turkey is not in of political reasons. I reckon sweden will finish 4th. I got the haribos ready "

Shag,,,,,, England isn't moving location.... we're always going to be in Europe .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Israel.....nowt too camp about that....

Oh well at least I enjoyed my piece of Israeli Cheddar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Poland...nice dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her brother will be fiddling with her!! Graham!!!

Pretty Poland tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poland

I bet she finishes on a power note

Polish Cheddar much like Israeli Cheddar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Her brother will be fiddling with her!! Graham!!!

Pretty Poland tho. "

Her dad's conducting it all too. Good god. Her eyeshadow is sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gay mate has eurovision themed parties every year,he asked me if i would like to come, erm no tony

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Good boobs poland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kazakhstan for the win fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be the last time england is in it cos of brexit. I heard turkey is not in of political reasons. I reckon sweden will finish 4th. I got the haribos ready

Shag,,,,,, England isn't moving location.... we're always going to be in Europe ....... "
That is right, but not in the eu club and the single market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck Belarus! Waaaaay too happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belarus ....

Ohhh this is rather jolly

Belarusian Cheddar much like Polish Cheddar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck Belarus! Waaaaay too happy. "

Although the curly haired Orlando Bloom-a-like...mmm

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like her frock. And she has beautiful eyes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Bit too jolly about their lives are Belarus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hey ai ai ai aiiii ai!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh fuck Belarus! Waaaaay too happy. "

I would throw her overboard and have a strum on his guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like her frock. And she has beautiful eyes."

A whiff of Bjork elfin beauty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My t.v. has gone to shit

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austria

First line and I don't like it already ...

Austrian Cheddar bit like Belarusian Cheddar but slightly more Germanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Polish dress has my vote so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My t.v. has gone to shit

Nooooooooooo"

Plenty of lovely TVs on fab

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"My t.v. has gone to shit

Nooooooooooo"

I have to stay in my kitchen tonight. No telly. But I have it on my laptop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's running on air. I'm worried about being caught downwind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was out of tune there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armenia....

I wouldn't mind not hearing this one again

Armenian Cheddar tastes just like cheddar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looks like a heavily plaited Melanie Blatt.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"She looks like a heavily plaited Melanie Blatt. "

This music is making me want to shake my boobies

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thank God, something in a minor key. Welcome aural schmaltz relief. I like this one as a song. Not so sure on the delivery.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Reminds me of vogue, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a cheese fest on the bbc

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holland.....

Obviously no aiming to win

Edam .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Dutch cleavage

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wilson Phillips anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Encrusted hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wilson Phillips anyone? "

Yes!!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Have Wilson Phillips reformed?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wilson Phillips anyone? "

There is definitely pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CRY NO MORE

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"CRY NO MORE

"

I cried at that key change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CRY NO MORE

I cried at that key change."

And that one!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"CRY NO MORE

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I could do that guys outfit. I have a shirt and jacket the same

*goes to check wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moldova...

OMG I love the leg dance

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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New dance moves sorted

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over a year ago


"Moldova...

OMG I love the leg dance "
They could win .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Moldova...

OMG I love the leg dance "

I'm all over those moves

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I really like Moldova. No shame. Don't get the bride thing though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moldova is FABULOUS

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

We have The Epic Sax guy...yay

https://youtu.be/gy1B3agGNxw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxy dancing.

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over a year ago


"I really like Moldova. No shame. Don't get the bride thing though..."

Yeah, I think the girls may be disappointed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I really like Moldova. No shame. Don't get the bride thing though..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This. Is. My. Winner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Why can't I play the violin in such a sexy wriggly way?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This. Is. My. Winner."

What?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moldova...

OMG I love the leg dance

I'm all over those moves "

Moldova tune will be the dance/tune of the summer bars this year!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why can't I play the violin in such a sexy wriggly way? "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Drop that shit Hungary

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over a year ago


"This. Is. My. Winner.

What?! "

So far Moldova for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungary

Hungarian rap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungary man bun. *shakes head*

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

He can fuck off. But the ladies are stunning.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Drop that shit Hungary "

He's rapping while she grinds with her violin...it's all so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much have I missed? I've been at a dance competition all day.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Foreign rapping FTW

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This. Is. My. Winner.

What?!

So far Moldova for me. "

I thought you mean this munt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hungary

Hungarian rap.... "

I liked that bit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What's tomato with this then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungary was good

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hungary

Hungarian rap....

I liked that bit "

Me too. But manbun =

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop that shit Hungary

He's rapping while she grinds with her violin...it's all so wrong "

Hey rapping to a violin is new one on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much have I missed? I've been at a dance competition all day. "

You NEED to learn Moldova's dance!

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over a year ago


"He can fuck off. But the ladies are stunning. "

Pretty much Fab that there statement.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

This guy is steering a big ship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that Sacha baron Cohen singing for Italy?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Italy...bore off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is that Sacha baron Cohen singing for Italy?"

Bruno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" This guy is steering a big ship."

He reminds me of the guy from Yello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked Moldova BUT IS UK for me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much have I missed? I've been at a dance competition all day.

You NEED to learn Moldova's dance!"

Are there big pantaloons involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Italy...bore off"

I wanted him to be good but no. No luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gorilla got moves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

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Where'd the ape come from?!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Liked Moldova BUT IS UK for me .. "

You can't vote for the Uk, vote for Moldova

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

Where'd the ape come from?! "

Surely that shit is banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Italy...bore off

I wanted him to be good but no. No luck."

It was very much like a lot of previous Eurovision songs.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Boobs!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

Where'd the ape come from?!

Surely that shit is banned? "

Bwahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

Where'd the ape come from?! "

Italy I'm guessing. Or mountains in Africa?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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She's already pissing me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much have I missed? I've been at a dance competition all day.

You NEED to learn Moldova's dance!

Are there big pantaloons involved?

"

So much better than pantaloons. I've no forewarning on the rest though so there may yet be better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liked Moldova BUT IS UK for me ..

You can't vote for the Uk, vote for Moldova "
no I will not vote its uk all the way .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Italy

How can anyone not love an Italian and a dancing ape ..

Where'd the ape come from?!

Italy I'm guessing. Or mountains in Africa?"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

She's like a sexy anica rice.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hair and boobs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"She's already pissing me off "

Someone shoot whilst her armour is down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your love is repeating?!

Oh dear, I do apologise.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

She's got a stage school emoting face. I don't believe it hence I dislike her intensely.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"She's already pissing me off

Someone shoot whilst her armour is down"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"

Hair and boobs. "

And teeth, fucking great gnashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Think I'm on a slight delay compared to you lot!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denmark....

Too much like a proper Eurovision song....

I hope someone in the audience get plenty cock tonight,,,

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

What a choice....Poland or Denmark?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This song is bland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pumped a Maldivian once well it was thrice actually amazing oral skills fs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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LOOK AT ALL THE BOOKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it hurt if one of those sparks fall on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOOK AT ALL THE BOOKS "

Can't see them yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOOK AT ALL THE BOOKS

Can't see them yet!"

Oh there they are!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh Portugal those chords have melted me

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over a year ago


"Oh Portugal those chords have melted me "

Ahhhhhh you romantic you

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

At last! Another guy with my shit hair do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portugal

We're in with a chance not coming last....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oh Portugal those chords have melted me "

They could have sent the chap to the tailors though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I want to hug someone now and stroke their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His jacket is a bit big for him, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to hug someone now and stroke their face. "

Come in for a hug.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I have an urge to do The Waltz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh Portugal those chords have melted me

Ahhhhhh you romantic you"

Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last! Another guy with my shit hair do."

I fancy you so hard right now, Clem.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I want to hug someone now and stroke their face.

Come in for a hug. "

Thanks! I think if I had this on a loop I would be so mellow and happy.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Portugal..

Lovely voice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want to hug someone now and stroke their face. "

I rather enjoyed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sweet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portugal very depressing .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This is really sweet. I like his voice. He looks like a cross between Clem and flaccidjim though, which I find peturbing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally that was carp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/05/17 20:57:08]"

Spit it out

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"At last! Another guy with my shit hair do.

I fancy you so hard right now, Clem."

No flirting. It's Eurovision.

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over a year ago


"This is really sweet. I like his voice. He looks like a cross between Clem and flaccidjim though, which I find peturbing... "

I'm in fucking heaven!

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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

He sounded like a pub singer

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This is really sweet. I like his voice. He looks like a cross between Clem and flaccidjim though, which I find peturbing... "

Fuck dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last! Another guy with my shit hair do.

I fancy you so hard right now, Clem.

No flirting. It's Eurovision."

Can't help it. You!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"This is really sweet. I like his voice. He looks like a cross between Clem and flaccidjim though, which I find peturbing... "

Nah, that cross would be sexier.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

This bitches fringe is already freaking me out.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Fur ball?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This bitches fringe is already freaking me out. "

Why is she dry humping her chair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here come the Azerbaijani mafia with the horses head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austria is my favourite so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This bitches fringe is already freaking me out. "

I love her hair!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going to find that shade of lipstick

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"This bitches fringe is already freaking me out. "

The Internet stream is definitely a minute behind the TV one then. And don't be dissing fringes (although it is a little on the high side).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Azerbaijan

A man on a ladder with a horses head,,,, now we're getting somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a new thread.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

late to the party as always.

no comment on any of the songs but by god Graham Norton is a bag of shite!!!

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