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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been talking to a few recently and realised us Fabsters are a fairly musical bunch!

If we started a band what would you play and what would you call the band?

I can play a fair few instruments and I sing so Im happy to slot in where needed. Id call us illicit beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need someone on rhythm guitar I'll happily audition for the part

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It wouldn't be a band, it'd be a quartet.

And Fookin' Fiddlers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can play a bit of guitar, keyboards and trumpet. Albeit rather badly I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax."

I love a sax. Its on my list of things to learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play some base guitar.. haven't in a while though due to living in a modern terrace with paper thin walls and lack of appreciative nearby ears. Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sex. Its on my list of things to learn!"

Ftfy

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Rhythm or bass guitar...

I also play a mean tambourine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ukulele

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sex. Its on my list of things to learn!

Ftfy "

Now I sound like Im Italian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass guitar or drums for me please

Band name.... hmmm.... what about Fancy A Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sex. Its on my list of things to learn!

Ftfy

Now I sound like Im Italian! "

Nowt wrong wi that.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm a drummer.... so I'll jump on the drums before one of the more talented drummers out there beats me to it.

I can also stick in some backing vocals too.

Cal

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Play a few instruments, used to play synths in a band. I use to Sellotape keys down on some songs, have a dance then twiddle a few knobs just to look busy. I could happily do that again.

I can play guitar as well but its just so fucking arduous.

The band name?

House Of Jealous Lovers.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its shaping up nicely

We are lacking a bez though! Who's gonna dance for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its shaping up nicely

We are lacking a bez though! Who's gonna dance for us?"

I can dae some salsa

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Play a few instruments, used to play synths in a band. I use to Sellotape keys down on some songs, have a dance then twiddle a few knobs just to look busy. I could happily do that again.

I can play guitar as well but its just so fucking arduous.

The band name?

House Of Jealous Lovers.

Mr"

Oh, that's a really good name!

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

FABBA

Bass ..piano ..guitar ... pink oboe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sax. Its on my list of things to learn!"

Nothing to it. If you know how to work your lips and fingers then you're halfway there.

There's a whole thread's worth of sax related innuendo so I'll stop there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its shaping up nicely

We are lacking a bez though! Who's gonna dance for us?"

I can do a half-decent robot,anything else I just embarrass myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FABBA

Bass ..piano ..guitar ... pink oboe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play guitar

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sax. Its on my list of things to learn!"
.

I have three of the buggers. If you've ever played recorder or tin whistle it's fairly easy; the basic fingering is identical. I just have to stretch my tiny hands out more when I play bass recorder or bari sax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a groupie and fuck all the hot band members.

It will be a chore but someone's got to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sax. Its on my list of things to learn!

Nothing to it. If you know how to work your lips and fingers then you're halfway there.

There's a whole thread's worth of sax related innuendo so I'll stop there "

I believe i may already possess those skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be a groupie and fuck all the hot band members.

It will be a chore but someone's got to do it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FABBA

Bass ..piano ..guitar ... pink oboe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a groupie and fuck all the hot band members.

It will be a chore but someone's got to do it."

If you would be so kind as to recruit some groupie lasses with questionable morals and low standards to bring with you so us munters don't feel left out that would be great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

I love a sax. Its on my list of things to learn!.

I have three of the buggers. If you've ever played recorder or tin whistle it's fairly easy; the basic fingering is identical. I just have to stretch my tiny hands out more when I play bass recorder or bari sax."

I played recorder for way linger than it was cool to do at school. I will definitely give it a go.

Im currently working on the harmonica and quickly realizing its an instrument that plays you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a groupie and fuck all the hot band members.

It will be a chore but someone's got to do it.

"

Don't worry - you're first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be a groupie and fuck all the hot band members.

It will be a chore but someone's got to do it.

Don't worry - you're first."

Woo hoo!

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Play a few instruments, used to play synths in a band. I use to Sellotape keys down on some songs, have a dance then twiddle a few knobs just to look busy. I could happily do that again.

I can play guitar as well but its just so fucking arduous.

The band name?

House Of Jealous Lovers.

Mr

Oh, that's a really good name! "

I'd like to take credit for it but it's the name of a (bloody ace) song by The Rapture.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we could start up a good slipknot tribute band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play guitar and sing,

As for a band name

Cauldron of Lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play the bass, or one of many.

My suggestion for the name is 'Lynn these are sex people'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i play any instrument ... maybe Sultans of Swing for a band name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i play any instrument ... maybe Sultans of Swing for a band name"

Euphonium?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i play any instrument ... maybe Sultans of Swing for a band name"

I like it!! We're often in dire straits around here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play the triangle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i play any instrument ... maybe Sultans of Swing for a band name

I like it!! We're often in dire straits around here too "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I play the triangle?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i play any instrument ... maybe Sultans of Swing for a band name

Euphonium?"

fuck-yeah .... piece of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play flute if there's room for one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can play flute if there's room for one "

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on lights and the smoke machine.

I did play the recorder once, but my music teacher literally crushed my dreams with shear honesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be on lights and the smoke machine.

I did play the recorder once, but my music teacher literally crushed my dreams with shear honesty. "

i can blag an flx desk and a shit ton of lighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play a whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be roadie and vet the groupies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play guitar, I'll play if you lend me your voice?

Name - busker rhymes or the Fab banned,... and I hate Manchester. (Not a name, but I've not said it for a while)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play guitar, I'll play if you lend me your voice?

Name - busker rhymes or the Fab banned,... and I hate Manchester. (Not a name, but I've not said it for a while) "

Ok youre gonna sound really weird singing in my girly Scottish voice though

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax."

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play guitar, I'll play if you lend me your voice?

Name - busker rhymes or the Fab banned,... and I hate Manchester. (Not a name, but I've not said it for a while)

Ok youre gonna sound really weird singing in my girly Scottish voice though "

Can't be worse than the voice I have. I'll take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drummer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few bass players already so I'll join the brass section with my trombone. Can provide the low end vocal harmonies too.

How about BunnyHop and The Circle Jerk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off"

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

You'll need a lighting guy and Tour Manager...important job go him is to make sure everyone gets to bed ready for next day I can also stage manage ...make sure you go on in and cum off in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no sense of rythem and I'm tone deaf. I still have my five string fretless bass guitar.

Because Duff from guns n roses said he only played bass because bands always needed bass players.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few bass players already so I'll join the brass section with my trombone. Can provide the low end vocal harmonies too.

How about BunnyHop and The Circle Jerk? "

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few bass players already so I'll join the brass section with my trombone. Can provide the low end vocal harmonies too.

How about BunnyHop and The Circle Jerk?

I like it! "

Good! I've already started promoting us over in the midweek sexy voice tunes thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no sense of rythem and I'm tone deaf. I still have my five string fretless bass guitar.

Because Duff from guns n roses said he only played bass because bands always needed bass players. "

No worries man! We have enough bass players that you can just turn off your amp, finger-sync and just wait for the groupies to form a queue!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I sing. Not always well and certainly not like I used to but I still love it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few bass players already so I'll join the brass section with my trombone. Can provide the low end vocal harmonies too.

How about BunnyHop and The Circle Jerk?

I like it!

Good! I've already started promoting us over in the midweek sexy voice tunes thread... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for a piper in the band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play piano and percussion - timpani drums and xylophone were my main percussion instruments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room for a piper in the band"

Always! Red hot chili piper style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for a piper in the band

Always! Red hot chili piper style! "

Hahahahahaha!

Bagpipe solo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sing and I can't play anything can I be a groupie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for a piper in the band

Always! Red hot chili piper style! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play the triangle?

Of course! "

OK send me the score x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sing and I can't play anything can I be a groupie x"

Sure! We approve of knicker throwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sing and I can't play anything can I be a groupie x

Sure! We approve of knicker throwing "

...just not when I'm driving the tour bus

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced"

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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Guitar and backing vox here.

I have always wanted to call a band syphilis injection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

"

Theres a piper hangs around in Edinburgh and in all the hundreds of times Ive seen him Ive only heard him do one tune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best is when you get a piper and dhol combo oooooooffft, this is a dhol btw.

https://youtu.be/f94Xw--ZZa0

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

Theres a piper hangs around in Edinburgh and in all the hundreds of times Ive seen him Ive only heard him do one tune! "

Can only put up with bagpipe music for so long.

Bloody annoying after a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

Theres a piper hangs around in Edinburgh and in all the hundreds of times Ive seen him Ive only heard him do one tune! "

That's because all bagpipe music sounds the same!

Apart from Paisleyguy though. He's got mad piping skills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best is when you get a piper and dhol combo oooooooffft, this is a dhol btw.

https://youtu.be/f94Xw--ZZa0"

I can imagine them together! Dhol is an amazing sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ZhXMVDJiwwA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

Theres a piper hangs around in Edinburgh and in all the hundreds of times Ive seen him Ive only heard him do one tune! "

I used to do a bit of busking on the Royal mile. Hope it wasn't me you heard lol

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By *0LaM0nTezWoman
over a year ago

Outer Bumblefuck

Classically trained on the harp and used to play at weddings .... if all else fails I'll volunteer for the groupie role!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Classically trained on the harp and used to play at weddings .... if all else fails I'll volunteer for the groupie role!"

Oooh I love a harp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/ZhXMVDJiwwA

"

Oh my god I love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexyphone for me

Puns aside though, just hand me the sax.

Saxaphone is ok.

But...

Went to a function a while ago and a guy done a solo on the sax, but by the time he played "Baker Street" for like the 8th damn time I could feel myself starting to get put off

Some Baker Street sax solo triva (not that you care): it's actually out of tune and the session musician got a cheque for £27 that bounced

Look I was just saying the guy didn't need to play Baker Street for like the 8th damn time. Think quite a few people noticed.

Theres a piper hangs around in Edinburgh and in all the hundreds of times Ive seen him Ive only heard him do one tune!

I used to do a bit of busking on the Royal mile. Hope it wasn't me you heard lol"

Awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/ZhXMVDJiwwA

Oh my god I love it!! "

It's a great fusion love them both too

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Trumpet. I'd wear a cool flat hat and puff my cheeks out pipping away at the fanfare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be a couple of saxophonists already, so I'll put my name down for stunt guitars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play a few instruments but would prefer to be a cool music appreciator, I'll practice foot tapping and nodding my head to the melodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play a few instruments but would prefer to be a cool music appreciator, I'll practice foot tapping and nodding my head to the melodies. "

You can be creative director and moral booster!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Bass and p/t vocals..

Played in bands for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play a few instruments but would prefer to be a cool music appreciator, I'll practice foot tapping and nodding my head to the melodies.

You can be creative director and moral booster! "

*raises eyebrow* I could have fun with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play a few instruments but would prefer to be a cool music appreciator, I'll practice foot tapping and nodding my head to the melodies.

You can be creative director and moral booster!

*raises eyebrow* I could have fun with that. "

We need a stylist!

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By *oneDoeWoman
over a year ago

socially distanced

Classically trained violinis/clarinettist and pianists and sing a bit but I'm liking the sound of groupie ;D x

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