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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first full sentence describes your sex life.

'Laurel looked out the window with her breath caught in her throat.' - Four Past Midnight by Stephen King.

How thrilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...being passed on to the tenants, for a range of reasons...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

'The woman who had smothered her two kids.' The Couple Next Door by Shari Lapena.

How disturbing

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

i cant the hugry caterpillar hasnt got that many pages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Frieda arrived home she wanted a bath, she wanted tea, she wanted to pull the curtains on the world, but first she knew she had to call Levin"

That sounds about right, with a change of names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Figure 8.12 shows a shaft of radius r which is subject to a torque T and a bending moment M.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"A few people sat in booths and at tables; some looked up at him as he came in, then looked away again."

Feersum Endjinn by Iain Banks

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

All projects should derive from the organisations business strategy and be designed to meet specific business needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterwork and other finishes (closest book with over 100 pages

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A man came knocking for you.He seemed wite upset,I didnt open the front door.

Moth girls.Anne Cassidy

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet the curve itself is infinitely long, as long as the Euclidean straight line extending to the edges of an unbound universe."

James Gleick - Chaos

Make of that what you will...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Stand in Tadasana with a chair placed about 105cm to your right.

Ooer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their engineering is extraordinary: and the power of those who could organise the huge teams of men needed to erect them is impressive.

Sarum by Edward Rutherford

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By *LizzieandDaveCouple
over a year ago

Ocoee

To be a good actor, you must become a student of humanity,

-Basic Drama Projects 9th Edition

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Listen, comrade, I've been working underground for nearly 20 years.

The House of Rumour

Jake Arnott.

Quite what that says about my sex life...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I don't have a book

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

1000 years of annoying the French by Stephen Clarke.

Page 100 is an illustration of English archers at the battle of Crecy.

Not quite sure what that says about my sex life.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"But I was bound to get out of there fast."

The Dharma Bums ~ Jack Kerouac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lemon and chive butter sauce perfectly compliments the delicate flavour of the sea bass in this smart suppertime dish. Delicious. Food for Friends.

Well if anyone wants to dribble lemon and chive butter sauce all over me I'm up for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1000 years of annoying the French by Stephen Clarke.

Page 100 is an illustration of English archers at the battle of Crecy.

Not quite sure what that says about my sex life.

Hit and miss

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"1000 years of annoying the French by Stephen Clarke.

Page 100 is an illustration of English archers at the battle of Crecy.

Not quite sure what that says about my sex life.

Hit and miss

Absolutely bang on.

Why didn't I think of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry started playing with his iPod or meFone or whatever, and I picked up a copy of Pulse, the excellent trade mag for GPs. (I would say this, since I am a columnist for the magazine.)

Sick Notes: True Stories From A GP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He strolls back into the bedroom, and I lie back and admire his incredible gait as he pulls his tie loose and throws it on the nearby chaise longue, then starts working his shirt buttons.

Holy shit, I can't wait to read the rest now!

Beneath This Man by Jodie Ellen Malpas

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

'Say it louder, and pronounce the letter 't' very clearly. Then press down hard.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Page 100 on the nearest book to me doesn't have any sentences. Just a picture and a title.

Next full sentence comes on page 104

'When Chevrolet rolled out the Z/28 for the 1969 model year, it took everyone's breath away'

Not sure what I'm supposed to read into that, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What mean'st though, bride, this company to keep"

Is this John Donne telling me to leave Fab? A long time since I was a bride, by the way!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The nearest book to me is my 11 year old son's..Cosmic by Frank Cottrell Boyce.

The first sentence is...

"Well, maybe we could ask for a telly."

I think our sex life is fucked then

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

"Ideally, the weight should be within a few grams of the roaster's recommendations."

From "The World Atlas of Coffee". But I guess it could be on about spit roasting a woman during a weight watchers weigh in?

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead reckoning position can be used to help you find the ground feature you are seeking.

Taken from 'skills for flight ground training series number 3 - Navigation'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivered to you fresh for your convenience with a long shelf life."

The FoodBook Édition 2015 - Pallas Foods.

Sounds Fair to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Macoran tried in the beginning to win Agnes over, and he was civil for the most part even now, but she was consumed with her desire to go home."

The Viking - Marti Talbott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The basic structural unit designed by Wright was a very slender, tapered, tall concrete mushroom, a little like a giant golf tee.

Frank Lloyd Wright Architecture and Space - Peter Blake

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Anyway, Alex James: he's investigating cocaine"

Nearest book is Charlie Brooker's The Hell Of It All.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm in a hotel, the nearest book is probably a bible and I doubt very much anything in there will describe my sex life.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"As I'm in a hotel, the nearest book is probably a bible and I doubt very much anything in there will describe my sex life. "

I considered working my way through the sins in Leviticus on a hotel meet once when there was a Bible present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I'm in a hotel, the nearest book is probably a bible and I doubt very much anything in there will describe my sex life.

I considered working my way through the sins in Leviticus on a hotel meet once when there was a Bible present.

I like your style m'lady.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

power plant xf4d-1 one westinghous xj-40 we-6 enginr rated at over 7000 lb static thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever honest version of love had been there in the beginning had either disappeared completely or (more likey) was buried under the weight of denial, relentless point-scoring and my own self obsession.

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By *haggerMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I had a book once, green it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a big realization for Joe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was a big realization for Joe.

I miss Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Soranzo products are clearly in a different league to the wares I saw in the tourist shops en route"

Apparently I do believe in leagues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember: Once you have decided that something belongs to you, you must defend it at all costs!"

Damn right.

-Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same age as daenerys targaryen, or near enough. The slaver soon had her naked. At least we were spared that humiliation. "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Tricky got a brew on - he was the master of the brews - while Grant gave Mojo a good talking to."

So, one bloke making a cuppa, and another giving the third a bollocking... nope, doesn't sound like anything we get up to lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the best threads I've seen... very fun!

Don't know what mine says about me then!....

I could feel the sweat running down my back, and I knew my voice was slipping. But I floundered on. "Has anyone else in this photograph been identified?"

John Le Carre - the secret pilgrim

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

It's breastfeeding, man.

How to be a woman, Caitlin Moran

How pap

Can I choose further down the page

These days, I simply coil up my shattered tit like a fire hose

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Um...it's rather odd...

Terry pratchetts the last continent :D

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Will an e-book do?

"Both aircraft were to participate in aircraft performance and stores separation testing as well as the Operational Utility Evaluation (OUE) that would be conducted by the Air Force Operational Test and Evaluation Center (AFOTEC)"

Elegance in Flight - Comprehensive History of F-16XL

Yes.... Erm... Quite....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

chigoe (chig-oh) n. Also chigger. A South American flea which burrows beneath the skin, causing painful itching.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'It was a big, bushy evergreen, with a solid wooden trunk and attractive branches splaying out every which way. Felix thought it might just be the most amazing thing she had ever seen.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many an hour can be spent zoning out in front of the glass, and why not?

The Devious book for cats.

By Fluffy and Bonkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook don't got pages

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It is my no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made you

Cheers Austen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't eat up people's garden's, don't nest in corncribs,they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

To kill a Mockingbird ~ Harper Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've chosen the 1st book on my bookshelf which is my bros book.

" supply-side substitution arises when suppliers (which might be described as "near entrants" or "uncommitted entrants") are able to switch production to the relevant products and market them in the short term without incurring significant additional costs or risks in response to a SSNIP.

PTU xxx

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

To remove the cylinder head undo bolts in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was a big realization for Joe.

I miss Joe

Me too

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up. I keep getting the rules wrong

'He looked back to Tully. 'What are you doing in his room, Bob?'

Chris Ryan - Shadow Kill

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

The office was fine, two desks each with a computer.

The Wolf At The Door - Jack Higgins

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'And does she know,' asks Armand, 'what its purpose was? Does she know what you have in mind for us?'

Pure ~ Andrew Miller

Make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading a play. The character speaking is Dick Cheney:

'Cheney - That's right.'

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medium sized Plover, European with slim neck and long legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medium sized Plover, European with slim neck and long legs.

Birds of Britain and Ireland

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Medium sized Plover, European with slim neck and long legs.

Birds of Britain and Ireland

Dammit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Another day another book

"So when Trunchbull say down on the golden syrup, the squelch was beautiful"

Matilda...obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My name's Betty", said the woman "Aunty Betty they call me.

I uesed to be beautiful like you" she wheezed.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Considering im in work..

The heart sits within a fluid-filled cavity called the pericardial cavity. The walls and lining of the pericardial cavity are a special membrane known as the pericardium.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I still have the same book next to me as yesterday... So I've gone for the next one in the stack... An illustrated copy of The Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett: Page 100 is a schematic for bridge of The Kite...

"Editor's note: Just like Leonardo da Vinci, Leonard of Quirm famously wrote backwards, a talent not unusual in left handed people. Sadly, but for the purpose of clarity and the continued sanity of our readers, we have been forced to print the handwriting the wrong way round."

Yup.... No idea how that describes my sex life either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still have the same book next to me as yesterday... So I've gone for the next one in the stack... An illustrated copy of The Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett: Page 100 is a schematic for bridge of The Kite...

Yup.... No idea how that describes my sex life either....

I've got that book!

Brilliant read!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Yup.... No idea how that describes my sex life either....

I've got that book!

Brilliant read!"

Pratchett was a genius.... my love affair with all things Discworld is a long one

Recently I've been introducing my nieces to it via A Hatful of Sky

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Heated steering wheel.

Only book in the car is the manual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most summer days she'll be market-shopping for lunch ----

not a book but cosmopolitan by my bed - says it all really

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

For a long moment he couldn't remember where he was, or who he was, or what had happened, and then suddenly her face was above his, looking at him.

A Little Life - Hanya Yanagihara

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

It had been great the whole way round, of course, but it was as if it just intensified over those last few miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'As I said above, we found her an experienced old lady at such work; she undertook everything, engaged to procure a midwife and a nurse, to satisfy all enquiries, and bring us off with reputation, and she did so very dexterously indeed'

Moll Flanders ~ Defoe

Ummm, yeah

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As an armchair critic , I would put it this way, but I am even too lazy for that: as far as anything phyiscal goes I am inexperienced."

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