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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs to no longer be your friend if he eats such sandwiches

Personally I like fishfinger sandwiches with a bit of ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend told me the other day she has cucumber on toast?!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well that's a new one on me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend told me the other day she has cucumber on toast?!?

Huh! Iv heard of advacado on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiche Lorraine and crisp sandwich.

Fond memories...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quiche Lorraine and crisp sandwich.

Fond memories..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter reaches for marmite and chocolate spread in her sarnies. I'm just glad I don't have to see her eat them m, oh the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine likes peanut butter and salad cream butties... I tried it once there horrid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two crazy chicks sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna and pickled onions is as far as I go !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two crazy chicks sandwich

Hahahaha! Sounds delicious!

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

Point him in the direction of FABguys immediately!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

My eldest monster likes smokey bacon crisp and vegetable pâté sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favorite ones are crisps and salad cream

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"One of my favorite ones are crisps and salad cream "

Yes! Chipsticks for preference but prawn cocktail in a pinch

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Cold lasagne sandwiches are, filling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my favorite ones are crisps and salad cream

Yes! Chipsticks for preference but prawn cocktail in a pinch"

Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate spread and cucumber were a favourite,

not forgetting the old seaside classic, egg mayonnaise (but it was salad cream) and sand!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Chocolate spread and cucumber were a favourite,

not forgetting the old seaside classic, egg mayonnaise (but it was salad cream) and sand!"

Never forget that gritty crunch...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

I like the sound of that combination..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son sat and ate pepperoni and ice cream last night....I did ask if he was pregnant

thankfully he isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got friends who put peanuts in rice. For some reason it gives me the shivers... And not in a good way!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

I like the sound of that combination..

Indeed, it sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form."

Haha like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form."

Like a russian doll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

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nope its the worst combination ever

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form.

Like a russian doll?"

Yes. That. But starring Leonardo DiCaprio

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My eldest brother used to make mashed potato sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eldest brother used to make mashed potato sarnies

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hey I love a mashed potato sandwich

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I like a Wigan butty (pie on a muffin/barm/bap or whatever else you call it).

Mr2

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

I've had oranges in pepper (condiment) as a sandwich filler. Need to have salted butter for best contrast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a Wigan butty (pie on a muffin/barm/bap or whatever else you call it).

Mr2

That sounds on par with with quiche sandwich!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Apple and cheese baguette?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple and cheese baguette?!"

Not sure how weird that is... Damn tasty though!!!!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form.

Like a russian doll?

Yes. That. But starring Leonardo DiCaprio"

Mmmm DiCaprio and Hardy Inception Sammich... *tucks napkin into... Ooops... Look at that... I'm suddenly naked and have nowhere to tuck it*

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By *rouble1110Woman
over a year ago

Cleveland

Marmite and salad,yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He needs to no longer be your friend if he eats such sandwiches

Personally I like fishfinger sandwiches with a bit of ketchup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form.

Like a russian doll?

Yes. That. But starring Leonardo DiCaprio"

And my fave joseph gordon levitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told me the other day she has cucumber on toast?!?

Huh! Iv heard of advacado on toast"

Yes... with salt black pepper and some chilly powder....

Damn I need some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent my friend for a cheese, lettuce and ketchup one for me yesterday. He was mortified at asking for it however the guy in the shop didn't even bat an eyelid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a fish finger and pea sandwich once... the bread went soggy, the peas fell out and then the rest of the sandwich fell apart.

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By *andVCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"My friend mark (who is a ninja) will literally make a sandwich from anything.

He makes pizza sandwiches. Which when you think about it is bread within bread. It's like the movie Inception but in bread form."

Anyone who hasn't tried it though you have too, nothing better than a Chicago town pizza sandwich, you don't deal with any mess or lost toppings as its all contained by the bread!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I bought a Brie and carrot and apply chutney one from the hospital yesterday while visiting a friend was delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it. "

I'm not sure there's much food that isn't improved my putting it between two slices of bread.

Anyone fancy a sandwich sandwich?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it.

I'm not sure there's much food that isn't improved my putting it between two slices of bread.

Anyone fancy a sandwich sandwich?"

I've done that too... Kinda... My Christmas Club Sammich is Turkey and gravy between two slices of toast, inside two slices of white bread, bottom slice spread with stuffing and mayo, then top slice over ham and cranberry... they go down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told me the other day she has cucumber on toast?!?

My mum has tomato on toast but that's more normal... I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it.

I'm not sure there's much food that isn't improved my putting it between two slices of bread.

Anyone fancy a sandwich sandwich?

You've never been more sexy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?"

Only if you eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?"

I withdraw my previous statement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter reaches for marmite and chocolate spread in her sarnies. I'm just glad I don't have to see her eat them m, oh the shame "

A lady I look after at work likes cheese and chocolate spread. I tried it too to make sure we weren't going to poison her and it was actually pretty good!

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it. "

My younger sister used to do that (probably still does) a bit of everything off the plate onto a butty .

I do it with a full English tho too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Only if you eat it

I made a sandwhich last week and threw it away because i didnt eat it, it doesnt make it any less a sandwhich if i dont eat it.....i need to lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Only if you eat it

I made a sandwhich last week and threw it away because i didnt eat it, it doesnt make it any less a sandwhich if i dont eat it.....i need to lie down"

That's a waste! I will eat your next one

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it.

My younger sister used to do that (probably still does) a bit of everything off the plate onto a butty .

I do it with a full English tho too

Full english sandwich is the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Only if you eat it

I made a sandwhich last week and threw it away because i didnt eat it, it doesnt make it any less a sandwhich if i dont eat it.....i need to lie down

That's a waste! I will eat your next one

Fine,im throwing my penis butty away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

currently this minute munching on lidls finest polish taste cream cheese with apple and raisin spread on their fresh tiger loaf . nom nom gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate just told me he has brought shredded carrot and apple sauce butties for lunch

Anybody beat that crazy sarnie?

Does he have a beard and his hair in a top knot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?"

Penis goes better with a hot dog bun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Penis goes better with a hot dog bun. "

Ooooh i like your way of thinking

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"currently this minute munching on lidls finest polish taste cream cheese with apple and raisin spread on their fresh tiger loaf . nom nom gorgeous "

All of this is inspiring me to go to local shop for some Lotus Biscuit spread - basically a biscuit butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef burger and mint sauce

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There was a picture doing the rounds a month or so back that was a Terry's chocolate orange and lettuce baguette...sounded like an Alan partridge meal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashed banana,peanut butter and strawberry jam Mm Mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mashed banana,peanut butter and strawberry jam Mm Mm

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on toast of course!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Cheese peanut butter and ready salted crisps on fresh white bread mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese peanut butter and ready salted crisps on fresh white bread mmmmmmm"

Yum! Will mashed banana go with that I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a picture doing the rounds a month or so back that was a Terry's chocolate orange and lettuce baguette...sounded like an Alan partridge meal! "

I saw that. Actually thought it looked pretty good! =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato, raw red onion, black pepper and peanut butter !!!

Guilty pleasure

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By *ldmaleMan
over a year ago

Amlwch

steak & kidney pie on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato sauce sandwiches as a kid is about as hard as I rolled when it comes to sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich"

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Penis goes better with a hot dog bun. "

Mustard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i put my dick between 2 slices of bread iv just made a penis sandwhich....right?

Penis goes better with a hot dog bun.

Mustard?"

French,english or german?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich"

Cheese with a nice quince jelly is very posh nosh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich

Cheese with a nice quince jelly is very posh nosh!

Wtf is quince jelly? I am a northen monkey frisky we have jam up here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich

Cheese with a nice quince jelly is very posh nosh!

Wtf is quince jelly? I am a northen monkey frisky we have jam up here"

Hehe, it's just like jam made from Quinces, or you can make it into a sort of solid bar called quince cheese.....to eat with cheese.....with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich

Cheese with a nice quince jelly is very posh nosh!

Wtf is quince jelly? I am a northen monkey frisky we have jam up here

Hehe, it's just like jam made from Quinces, or you can make it into a sort of solid bar called quince cheese.....to eat with cheese.....with me? "

Ok ok what are quinces?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Cheese omelette sandwich. In a chunk of baguette. Winning

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I sometimes eat brown sauce on toast and very oddly a mix of cherry tomatoes, cucumber, feta cheese and olives on toast. Hubby has salad cream on mashed potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes eat brown sauce on toast and very oddly a mix of cherry tomatoes, cucumber, feta cheese and olives on toast. Hubby has salad cream on mashed potatoes."

Windy in youre house...

Parp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ca'nt beat a Wotsit sani .

Try it , it's yummie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made myself macaroni cheese sandwiches before which were good.

Chocolate spread on jalapeno cheese bread.

And garlic mash and tomato sandwiches.

I like carbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've made myself macaroni cheese sandwiches before which were good.

Chocolate spread on jalapeno cheese bread.

And garlic mash and tomato sandwiches.

I like carbs

Chocolate spread on that bread! Thats hardcore mate

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

My friend used to make grated carrot and raisin sandwiches

Wonder if she still does?

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

And despite his ridiculous bod, AJ has been known to eat a slab of Galaxy chocolate (accidentally melted as he'd left on top of a radiator) between two slices of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made myself macaroni cheese sandwiches before which were good.

Chocolate spread on jalapeno cheese bread.

And garlic mash and tomato sandwiches.

I like carbs

Chocolate spread on that bread! Thats hardcore mate"

Chocolate and cheese go great together.

And who doesn't like a bit of spice

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"But i do love a cheese and jam sandwhich

Cheese with a nice quince jelly is very posh nosh!

Wtf is quince jelly? I am a northen monkey frisky we have jam up here

Hehe, it's just like jam made from Quinces, or you can make it into a sort of solid bar called quince cheese.....to eat with cheese.....with me?

Ok ok what are quinces?"

Bit like a crab apple I think - never had a quince, only quince cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told me the other day she has cucumber on toast?!?

Cucumber on toast is lush. Especially with a nice herb pate with a decent bread

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By *ntriguedcouple7Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I've seen someone put a roast dinner between two slices of bread and butter, and eat it. "

My other half loves these, recently got to try a roast in a giant Yorkshire pudding wrap. Went in a panini press and everything.

My everyday, all day, sandwich is peanut butter and syrup on toast. Family legend says it grows big boobs.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some of these sound delicious but what about your macros?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love sugar sandwiches when i was younger but a guy i knew used to put brown sauce on them

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