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"C'mon let's start some scandalous, tongue in cheek and frankly unbelievable rumours about the person above! Play nicely, no deliberate skipping please to flirt with the hottie that last posted 20 minutes ago! "The reason he uses balloons to cover himself up is that he was scaring off the ladies when he revealed all. . . Apparently not all women can handle a 14 inch cock  | |||
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The reason he uses balloons to cover himself up is that he was scaring off the ladies when he revealed all. . . Apparently not all women can handle a 14 inch cock "She popped his balloon in Tesco | |||
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The reason he uses balloons to cover himself up is that he was scaring off the ladies when he revealed all. . . Apparently not all women can handle a 14 inch cock
She popped his balloon in Tesco"That profile pic is of her third nipple... | |||
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"C'mon let's start some scandalous, tongue in cheek and frankly unbelievable rumours about the person above! Play nicely, no deliberate skipping please to flirt with the hottie that last posted 20 minutes ago!
The reason he uses balloons to cover himself up is that he was scaring off the ladies when he revealed all. . . Apparently not all women can handle a 14 inch cock
She popped his balloon in Tesco
That profile pic is of her third nipple..."He stole his profile pic off Donald Trump | |||
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"C'mon let's start some scandalous, tongue in cheek and frankly unbelievable rumours about the person above! Play nicely, no deliberate skipping please to flirt with the hottie that last posted 20 minutes ago!
The reason he uses balloons to cover himself up is that he was scaring off the ladies when he revealed all. . . Apparently not all women can handle a 14 inch cock
She popped his balloon in Tesco
That profile pic is of her third nipple...
He stole his profile pic off Donald Trump "She can suck start a leaf blower  | |||
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"He blows leaves" Has a garden full of leaves xxx | |||
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" He stole his profile pic off Donald Trump She can suck start a leaf blower "He brings his pet goldfish to all his meets | |||
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" He stole his profile pic off Donald Trump She can suck start a leaf blower
He brings his pet goldfish to all his meets"She gives a sheets tearing blowjobs! | |||
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" He stole his profile pic off Donald Trump She can suck start a leaf blower
He brings his pet goldfish to all his meets
She gives a sheets tearing blowjobs!"he doesn't really have a suit moss bros provided that one | |||
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"He blows leaves" This couple famously failed at their own theatrical version of 'puppetry of the penis'! Apparently making a willy 'jump' with a price of cotton tied around the bell end isn't considered entertaining after the first ten minutes! Who knew? | |||
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"He blows leaves This couple famously failed at their own theatrical version of 'puppetry of the penis'! Apparently making a willy 'jump' with a price of cotton tied around the bell end isn't considered entertaining after the first ten minutes! Who knew? "she is exempt from just your eyes she loves them all on that sexy butt | |||
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"He blows leaves This couple famously failed at their own theatrical version of 'puppetry of the penis'! Apparently making a willy 'jump' with a price of cotton tied around the bell end isn't considered entertaining after the first ten minutes! Who knew? "Buys her underwater sets in stages,and suffers with cold bottoms as a result | |||
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"He blows leaves This couple famously failed at their own theatrical version of 'puppetry of the penis'! Apparently making a willy 'jump' with a price of cotton tied around the bell end isn't considered entertaining after the first ten minutes! Who knew?
Buys her underwater sets in stages,and suffers with cold bottoms as a result"He got his tie from Dotor hoo. | |||
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" but his shirt earned him the least fashionable man on the planet award. (P.S. I love that shirt!)" LOL that's not a roomer
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"His moustache is fake "Fake accent to attract men... | |||
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"His moustache is fake "Bumps into walls as she can't reverse.... | |||
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"His moustache is fake "She has been made to stand in the corner for taking her skirt off in public | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse.... "Pretends to be a nerd to attract men... | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse....
Pretends to be a nerd to attract men..."Pretends not to be a nerd. | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse....
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Pretends not to be a nerd."Fake profile pic to hide third nipple | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse....
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Pretends not to be a nerd."Has the original princess Leia gold bikini in her play cupboard | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse....
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Pretends not to be a nerd.
Fake profile pic to hide third nipple"Is swimming the channel to meet me | |||
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"His moustache is fake
Bumps into walls as she can't reverse....
Pretends to be a nerd to attract men...
Pretends not to be a nerd.
Fake profile pic to hide third nipple"Third nipple spotter! (Its behind the 'sticker' obviously) | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick" Breaks into houses to take pics in their bathroom | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick" Is unable to distinguish between men and women | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick Is unable to distinguish between men and women" Used to appear with Rowan Atkinson and was called Bob | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick Breaks into houses to take pics in their bathroom "She's really Lara Croft | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick Is unable to distinguish between men and women Used to appear with Rowan Atkinson and was called Bob "You're wrong | |||
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Is swimming the channel to meet me "Isn't waiting by the coast to meet me...  | |||
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"He wanted to cross dress and used tip-ex for lipstick Is unable to distinguish between men and women Used to appear with Rowan Atkinson and was called Bob
You're wrong "Never watched Blacks Adder goes Fourth | |||
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"Was a fluffer for the two girls one cup video" Always has a marmalade sandwich under his hat | |||
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"He tripped an old lady, running after an ice cream truck." Drives an Ice Cream van way to quickly near the old people's home | |||
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"He tripped an old lady, running after an ice cream truck." He was driving the ice cream truck and reversed over the old lady | |||
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"He tripped an old lady, running after an ice cream truck. He was driving the ice cream truck and reversed over the old lady" It was all their fault | |||
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"He tripped an old lady, running after an ice cream truck. He was driving the ice cream truck and reversed over the old lady" She stole the ice cream bought by the old lady! | |||
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"He tripped an old lady, running after an ice cream truck. He was driving the ice cream truck and reversed over the old lady She stole the ice cream bought by the old lady!" She mugged the ice cream man | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015" . Mr pb was recently arrested and charged for carrying an offensive weapon, the old bill didn't believe his cries of ' it's a glass dildo guvnor' Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015" He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice" She makes her bum shiny with butter | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015. Mr pb was recently arrested and charged for carrying an offensive weapon, the old bill didn't believe his cries of ' it's a glass dildo guvnor' Mrs blue eyes "Mrs blue eyes and Dorothy from the wizard of oz got into a fist fight over who had the better red shoes. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter" She's the cadburys caramel bunny | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter" She helped put the butter on  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny" She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She helped put the butter on "says shes not looking for single guys but has made me the exception | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She helped put the butter on says shes not looking for single guys but has made me the exception"Secretly wants to meet single guys | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine " Would like to take a bite of that nectarine | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine "damn how did you know | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine "Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances ! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances ! "Wears his kilt to go shopping in | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances ! "Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances !
Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt."Isn't a princess and doesn't like peaches | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances !
Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt.
Isn't a princess and doesn't like peaches "Thinks fairies don't really exist | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances !
Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt.
Isn't a princess and doesn't like peaches "hasn't hidden their profile from me nnnn nnnn na nana | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances !
Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt.
Isn't a princess and doesn't like peaches "I'm the reason she has hidden her profile. Huge stalker.  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 11:06:27] Grattan Catalog Best Mens Sock Model 2015 He has several young ladies locked in his basement and feeds them all sherbet flying saucers to keep them tasting sweet and thirsty for his man juice She makes her bum shiny with butter She's the cadburys caramel bunny She's not really a peach, she's a nectarine Would like to take a bite of that nectarine
Was promoted to "Head Girl" position in the most uncommon circumstances !
Has a secret stash of werthers originals under his kilt.
Isn't a princess and doesn't like peaches
I'm the reason she has hidden her profile. Huge stalker. "Teases guys with her pics and makes them suffer uncontrollable orgasm denials! | |||
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"He hangs arround the changing rooms at Twickenham RFC with a Polaroid!" He is living in the blue world where blue is the only colour. Like that song from the 90's. | |||
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"He hangs arround the changing rooms at Twickenham RFC with a Polaroid! He is living in the blue world where blue is the only colour. Like that song from the 90's. " she lives in bath shes a mermaid look at that tail end mmmm | |||
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"He hangs arround the changing rooms at Twickenham RFC with a Polaroid! He is living in the blue world where blue is the only colour. Like that song from the 90's. she lives in bath shes a mermaid look at that tail end mmmm" Went to school with Chesney Hawkes | |||
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"He hangs arround the changing rooms at Twickenham RFC with a Polaroid! He is living in the blue world where blue is the only colour. Like that song from the 90's. she lives in bath shes a mermaid look at that tail end mmmm Went to school with Chesney Hawkes " . Mr pb, starred in a film that was a true story about the man with the freakishly large finger Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"He hangs arround the changing rooms at Twickenham RFC with a Polaroid! He is living in the blue world where blue is the only colour. Like that song from the 90's. she lives in bath shes a mermaid look at that tail end mmmm Went to school with Chesney Hawkes . Mr pb, starred in a film that was a true story about the man with the freakishly large finger Mrs blue eyes "Donald trumps offspring | |||
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" Donald trumps offspring" Wipes bogeys on the grapes in Sainsbury's | |||
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" Donald trumps offspring Wipes bogeys on the grapes in Sainsbury's " actually does do this dirty buggers | |||
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" Donald trumps offspring Wipes bogeys on the grapes in Sainsbury's actually does do this dirty buggers " Looks for girthiest cucumber to buy at waitrose | |||
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" Donald trumps offspring Wipes bogeys on the grapes in Sainsbury's actually does do this dirty buggers " He likes to watch them do this ;p | |||
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"This guy has a life sized blow up doll of Chesney Hawkes that he likes to use in mmf situatuons" Has a pet crocodile named Cyrill Sneer | |||
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"This guy has a life sized blow up doll of Chesney Hawkes that he likes to use in mmf situatuons Has a pet crocodile named Cyrill Sneer" Collects the holes from Polo mints | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet" Is the real life Peter Griffin after he uses the experimental gay pill | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet" Can fill an Asda carrier bag with his cum | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet Is the real life Peter Griffin after he uses the experimental gay pill" Knocks on doors and runs away | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet Can fill an Asda carrier bag with his cum " Can take my cum anytime | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet Can fill an Asda carrier bag with his cum Can take my cum anytime" Has never seen a can | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet Can fill an Asda carrier bag with his cum Can take my cum anytime Has never seen a can" Keeps Sean Spicer up to date with World News! | |||
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"Pisses up the wall instead of toilet Can fill an Asda carrier bag with his cum Can take my cum anytime Has never seen a can Keeps Sean Spicer up to date with World News!" Lost his car keys once, had to interrogate himself for three days before he gave up the location. | |||
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Writes pornographic literature under a female pseudonym is a Presbyterian minister "Is the panto dame but wants to be the princess | |||
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Is the panto dame but wants to be the princess"Makes rabbit stew for dinner every day | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 12:53:35] Can never keep his mouth shut "Was unlos with erectjim | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/05/17 12:53:35] Can never keep his mouth shut "doesn't have a body just breasts and face mmmm | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter " Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!! | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!!" His finger is actually a prop and he lost his real one in a horrendous anal play accident | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!!" He rents his arse out for pinching on a quid pro quo, pinch for a nipple flick, basis. Pervert. | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!! His finger is actually a prop and he lost his real one in a horrendous anal play accident " She hates the colour red, and as for being angelic?! Pffft!! | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!! He rents his arse out for pinching on a quid pro quo, pinch for a nipple flick, basis. Pervert. "Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs | |||
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"She once had sex with a porn star in trump tower so loud that's a Donald had to build a wall to make it a bit quieter Don't let this joker give you tips for the ponies!! He rents his arse out for pinching on a quid pro quo, pinch for a nipple flick, basis. Pervert.
Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs "Some say she is still standing, staring at the corner of the room.... | |||
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night "Can't do buttons because he has no thumbs | |||
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night "He genuinely can't stand it when there's more than one thread by the same poster running simultaneously in the forum. | |||
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night
Can't do buttons because he has no thumbs
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Shes a superhero. Her secret power is the ability to give jelly legs shes very leggy,very naughty actually,especially with me and my fb the other night
Can't do buttons because he has no thumbs
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She was shagging Jim last night
He isnt Santa and his poems are horrendous"She really loves wrestling. WWE makes her wetter than | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on" Only likes carrots for anal play | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal play" got more hairs round her chin than round her pussy | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal playgot more hairs round her chin than round her pussy " He has to wear sunglasses all the time as his stare turns people to stone | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal playgot more hairs round her chin than round her pussy " Is a George Michael tribute act | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal playgot more hairs round her chin than round her pussy Is a George Michael tribute act" Once made a time machine from twigs and jam,but the less said about that the better | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal playgot more hairs round her chin than round her pussy He has to wear sunglasses all the time as his stare turns people to stone "She doesn't shave her legs...for 6 months?? (That's maybe true...ouch..lol ) | |||
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"His chest hair is sprayed on Only likes carrots for anal playgot more hairs round her chin than round her pussy He has to wear sunglasses all the time as his stare turns people to stone
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She doesn't shave her legs...for 6 months??
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"They are widely regarded as the pioneer of bee milking." His not funky or a monkey. I had to sue him for false advertising | |||
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"They are widely regarded as the pioneer of bee milking." He stole that lollipop from a child whilst riding a unicycle. | |||
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"They are widely regarded as the pioneer of bee milking. He stole that lollipop from a child whilst riding a unicycle. "she got out the bath eventually but was so shrivelled she looked like madam curee | |||
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"Despite being named Captain, he doesn't have a boat "He uses his pictures as a step by step guide to help him get dressed | |||
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"Despite being named Captain, he doesn't have a boat "Despite not being a captain, he was reputed to be fantastic. | |||
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"Despite being named Captain, he doesn't have a boat
Despite not being a captain, he was reputed to be fantastic."This couple wanted to be the next Bonnie and Clyde but got stuck in a revolving door | |||
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"fills salt shakers with sugar in restaurants" She always wear lingerie with flower in remembrance of all those that fought and died on that field | |||
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"fills salt shakers with sugar in restaurants She always wear lingerie with flower in remembrance of all those that fought and died on that field "His profile pic is him, flaccid... | |||
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"He secretly likes to pinch ladies knickers off washing lines, and wears them! " That's an apron she's wearing | |||
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"He secretly likes to pinch ladies knickers off washing lines, and wears them! " Did the voice over for the HAL 2000 computer in 2001: A Space Odyssey | |||
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"Has a walk in wardrobe for her underwear collection " Split some super glue in his pockets and now looks like a teenage g for the rest of his life | |||
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"Is my butt-double" Is my breast double | |||
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"Is my butt-double Is my breast double "Is my tibula double | |||
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"Is my butt-double Is my breast double "She still think is Easter  | |||
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"Is my butt-double Is my breast double
She still think is Easter "He cock Is like a baby elephant | |||
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"*his*" Partied so hard he did the walk of shame commando! | |||
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"forgot his 5p and stole a bag from the self service till" Didn't quite cut the mustard for captain America...so became captain fantastic instead | |||
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"*his* Partied so hard he did the walk of shame commando! " Will towel-whip you if you're a bad kisser... | |||
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"*his* Partied so hard he did the walk of shame commando! " Keeps that towel since childhood (Linus ) | |||
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"used to walk the queens dogs every other Sunday morning. xxx PS, hubby likes dot cotton,lol. xxx
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"used to walk the queens dogs every other Sunday morning. xxx PS, hubby likes dot cotton,lol. xxx
Has a reversing alarm
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Is no longer welcome in the penguin bar factory"On day they walked on day in a pub together a Scottish and an English. As the Barman saw them walking in said: "is this a joke?? "
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"used to walk the queens dogs every other Sunday morning. xxx PS, hubby likes dot cotton,lol. xxx
Has a reversing alarm
Moonlights as a Raleigh bike test rider
Is no longer welcome in the penguin bar factory
On day they walked on day in a pub together a Scottish and an English.
As the Barman saw them walking in said:
"is this a joke?? "
"He once had a close encounter with buzz lightyear doll, in a play session that went very wrong... When buzz was finally dislodged his head was missing... he was too embarrassed to go to A and E.... so buzz is still in there.. To infinity and beyond....  | |||
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"used to walk the queens dogs every other Sunday morning. xxx PS, hubby likes dot cotton,lol. xxx
Has a reversing alarm
Moonlights as a Raleigh bike test rider
Is no longer welcome in the penguin bar factory
On day they walked on day in a pub together a Scottish and an English.
As the Barman saw them walking in said:
"is this a joke?? "
He once had a close encounter with buzz lightyear doll, in a play session that went very wrong...
When buzz was finally dislodged his head was missing... he was too embarrassed to go to A and E.... so buzz is still in there..
To infinity and beyond.... "Rumour is she has three nipples and you can milk each one fs | |||
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"used to walk the queens dogs every other Sunday morning. xxx PS, hubby likes dot cotton,lol. xxx
Has a reversing alarm
Moonlights as a Raleigh bike test rider
Is no longer welcome in the penguin bar factory
On day they walked on day in a pub together a Scottish and an English.
As the Barman saw them walking in said:
"is this a joke?? "
He once had a close encounter with buzz lightyear doll, in a play session that went very wrong...
When buzz was finally dislodged his head was missing... he was too embarrassed to go to A and E.... so buzz is still in there..
To infinity and beyond....
Rumour is she has three nipples and you can milk each one fs "Drank milk from my three nipples for 3 hours whilst crying out 'mummy' | |||
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