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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have a nice cup of tea, make it chamomile, to settle my nerves. Currently sat in hotel room waiting for a certain someone to arrive...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a nice cup of tea, make it chamomile, to settle my nerves. Currently sat in hotel room waiting for a certain someone to arrive..."

One chamomile tea coming right up.

The nerves are good. Channel them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a nice fresh coffee

Kinky

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Just what i need. Ill have a tea please 1.5 sugars and not too strong thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a nice fresh coffee

Kinky

One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just what i need. Ill have a tea please 1.5 sugars and not too strong thanks

1.5 sugars? Surely you are sweet enough already?

Tea on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a nice fresh coffee

Kinky

One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am

Bloody instant...pah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a nice fresh coffee

Kinky

One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am

Bloody instant...pah

Some of us just can't control ourselves when we get excited...

Wait, you meant the coffee didn't you?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Just what i need. Ill have a tea please 1.5 sugars and not too strong thanks

1.5 sugars? Surely you are sweet enough already?

Tea on its way

Thankyou.

Im cutting down slowly. People just cant handle the sweetness

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've d*unk enough tea to sink a battleship today, so can I have a coffee, blue top, no sugar please. Oh and a few biccies as well. Ta very muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a nice fresh coffee

Kinky

One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am

Bloody instant...pah

Some of us just can't control ourselves when we get excited...

Wait, you meant the coffee didn't you?"

I did mate.....maxwell house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee with a drop of Baileys please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!

Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've d*unk enough tea to sink a battleship today, so can I have a coffee, blue top, no sugar please. Oh and a few biccies as well. Ta very muchly

Would you like the moon on a stick too sir? Biccies indeed!

Ginger nuts ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!

Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one! "

Toffypops!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Do you have any bovril?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky hot chocolate plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice strong Yorkshire tea, milk no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chocolate with cream mmm

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Coffee please, Baileys instead of milk.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cuppa,a slice or three of cake and a cuddle if one, or more, lucky lady would be so kind

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've d*unk enough tea to sink a battleship today, so can I have a coffee, blue top, no sugar please. Oh and a few biccies as well. Ta very muchly

Would you like the moon on a stick too sir? Biccies indeed!

Ginger nuts ok?"

Absolutely wonderful, not had any of those for a while. More of a Hobnob man maself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strong cup of yorkshire tea made with lactolose semi skimmed.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Black coffee please and no sugar

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Just warm milk for me, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich please

And a glass of wine.

Fuck the kettle!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

You need me?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

You need me?

Yes miss nurse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody hell so that's

Milky hot bovril

Nice strong chocolate

Yorkshire cream

Honey and baileys

A slice of lady cake

And weird milk with black hobnobs

On its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich please

And a glass of wine.

Fuck the kettle!

Burned my winky last time I did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

You need me?

Yes miss nurse

The honey's always hot in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell so that's

Milky hot bovril

Nice strong chocolate

Yorkshire cream

Honey and baileys

A slice of lady cake

And weird milk with black hobnobs

On its way

Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'll just have a lasagne sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a lasagne sandwich

Would that be on rye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell so that's

Milky hot bovril

Nice strong chocolate

Yorkshire cream

Honey and baileys

A slice of lady cake

And weird milk with black hobnobs

On its way

Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream

We'll have none of that canoodling in here. I'm watching you - trouble maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a lasagne sandwich

Welcome to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell so that's

Milky hot bovril

Nice strong chocolate

Yorkshire cream

Honey and baileys

A slice of lady cake

And weird milk with black hobnobs

On its way

Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream

We'll have none of that canoodling in here. I'm watching you - trouble maker

Watch on, sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any bovril?"

Is this a girl that likes her meat? Lol

I do have Bovril and if I didn't I know where the shop is

Tea with just milk please.......Sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire Tea please

Strong and orange top milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire Tea please

Strong and orange top milk

Ahh go arn

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!"

'written in invisible ink yet again'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yorkshire Tea please

Strong and orange top milk

Boiling again. I'll wing it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!

'written in invisible ink yet again'

Woah there skippy. Mardy arses get a smacked bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cuppa,a slice or three of cake and a cuddle if one, or more, lucky lady would be so kind

I would happily give you a great big cuddle.

And did someone mention cake?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lovely, good job, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water with a slice of lemon please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot water with a slice of lemon please

For you? Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the fucking kettle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck the fucking kettle!

Demanding much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cuppa,a slice or three of cake and a cuddle if one, or more, lucky lady would be so kind

I would happily give you a great big cuddle.

And did someone mention cake?! Lol"

Not sure I'll be sharing the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot water with a slice of lemon please

For you? Of course

Thank you, I'm shattered tonight and sore

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

At this time of evening? Earl Grey.

Good man.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Mistress pee

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have a latte?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible day at work, builders tea no sugar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cup of tea, not too strong. Milk and no sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot water with a slice of lemon please

For you? Of course

Thank you, I'm shattered tonight and sore

No showing off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a latte?

One latte coming up and I've put one of those little biscuits with it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pot noodle please

i dont drink tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a pot noodle please

i dont drink tea or coffee "

Pushing your luck but I'm in a good mood.

Bombay bad boy?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!

'written in invisible ink yet again'

Woah there skippy. Mardy arses get a smacked bottom

Understands over and out, cool kids like to play with the popular kids over and out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mistress pee

Da fuq?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

You need me?

Yes miss nurse

The honey's always hot in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire tea,no sugar,let it brew for a bit,drop of milk.And don't use the coffee spoon to make it!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mistress pee

Da fuq?"

Is that like lady grey for people on the dole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cup of tea, not too strong. Milk and no sugar please x "

Just dunking the bag. Be there soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea,no sugar,let it brew for a bit,drop of milk.And don't use the coffee spoon to make it!

What sort of savage do you think I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pot noodle please

i dont drink tea or coffee

Pushing your luck but I'm in a good mood.

Bombay bad boy?"

original curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea,no sugar,let it brew for a bit,drop of milk.And don't use the coffee spoon to make it!

What sort of savage do you think I am?"

Some people just want to watch the world burn,can't be too careful!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

"Mistress pee

Da fuq?

Is that like lady grey for people on the dole?

Some pay good money for that though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a pot noodle please

i dont drink tea or coffee

Pushing your luck but I'm in a good mood.

Bombay bad boy?

original curry

On its way

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.

Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick

You need me?

Yes miss nurse

The honey's always hot in here

I never doubted that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke? "

You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke?

You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced. "

no almost about it

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I don't like tea or coffee but I make very indulgent hot chocolate. Light the fire. I'll bring marshmallows and sticks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you have to fuck around here to get a cup of tea, put my order in ages ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you have to fuck around here to get a cup of tea, put my order in ages ago "

Why didn't you offer in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a cuppa, please OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke?

You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced.

no almost about it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like tea or coffee but I make very indulgent hot chocolate. Light the fire. I'll bring marshmallows and sticks x"

One fire roaring away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a cuppa, please OP

*gets down a Munster mug*

Coming right up BG

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke?

You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced. "

I've not had a hair stoke for a while, could do with one as I'm poorly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just warm milk for me, please

And a hair stroke?

You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced.

I've not had a hair stoke for a while, could do with one as I'm poorly

I'll stroke yours if you stroke mine

Hair of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a cuppa, please OP

*gets down a Munster mug*

Coming right up BG

You get brownie points just for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!

Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one! "

I definitely want at least one toffypop, my favourite biccies ever....and tea, one sugar, strong but milky please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!

Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one!

I definitely want at least one toffypop, my favourite biccies ever....and tea, one sugar, strong but milky please!

Strong and milky - got it

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

"Nice strong Yorkshire tea, milk no sugar

A man after my own heart. Make that two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice strong Yorkshire tea, milk no sugar

A man after my own heart. Make that two please

One for each hand. Certainly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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This is making me want biscuits and cuddles. I wonder if I could get a meet for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is making me want biscuits and cuddles. I wonder if I could get a meet for that "

I give great cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A camomile tea please op with a spoonful of honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A camomile tea please op with a spoonful of honey

Squirtainly madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A camomile tea please op with a spoonful of honey

Squirtainly madam

Why thank you. So kind kingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A camomile tea please op with a spoonful of honey

Squirtainly madam

Why thank you. So kind kingers

You are most welcome

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