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By *xplorer13 OP   Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

We all have a different view of what a fantastic body is,your view may be completely different to my view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now. "

Tree stumps for legs would definitely get my vote

I think my body type would be, slim because I can't afford to eat, but if I could I'd be huge!

Joking aside there definitely needs to be better category's for body type I think. My idea would of curvy is somewhere Between average and bbw, but other people may see curvy as Kelly Brook for example. All personal perspective I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or an even better idea, let people describe themselves how they like and have others comment or pass judgement on it. That'd be amazing

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

little bitch get your arse in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would describe my body as top of the league

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By *ildatlantic3wayCouple
over a year ago

donegal

Love a fit body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or an even better idea, let people describe themselves how they like and have others comment or pass judgement on it. That'd be amazing "

We are passing judgement on the other peoples description of themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say I don't look at the body type. I look at the profile and the pics and make a judgement based on personality and if im attracted.

No matter how many options there are peoples perceptions of the meaning and of themselves means they still wont be accurate. Its a pretty silly thing to get hung up on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or an even better idea, let people describe themselves how they like and have others comment or pass judgement on it. That'd be amazing

We are passing judgement on the other peoples description of themselves "

I missed the word 'not' comment or pass judgement. Ooops.

Note to self, proof read, proof read, proof read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just plain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now. "

Yes I got legs like tree trunks / mummy tummy / little tits / wide load at the back but I'm a size 4/6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or an even better idea, let people describe themselves how they like and have others comment or pass judgement on it. That'd be amazing

We are passing judgement on the other peoples description of themselves

I missed the word 'not' comment or pass judgement. Ooops.

Note to self, proof read, proof read, proof read."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can see from my pics (my private ones show me fully nude).

Only thing I'd change, is the curvy option shouldn't be made an option for men to choose.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now.

Yes I got legs like tree trunks / mummy tummy / little tits / wide load at the back but I'm a size 4/6 "

i think you need a new pair of classes sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about most users on this site but when I see fabulous I think it's a subtle way of saying I'm carrying a few pounds and I personally am fine with that description as it's not really a body type that attracts me, but why should the owner of such body denigrate themselves as the OP suggests. I should go and MYOB mate as such posts are not very nice TBH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can see from my pics (my private ones show me fully nude).

Only thing I'd change, is the curvy option shouldn't be made an option for men to choose."

Why? I'll have you know my bottom is very curvy

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

As long as the person has clear pics ,what does it matter?

They aren't affecting you and some may think they are fantastic.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now.

Yes I got legs like tree trunks / mummy tummy / little tits / wide load at the back but I'm a size 4/6

i think you need a new pair of classes sexy "

You know that's what I see when I look in the mirror....

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now.

Yes I got legs like tree trunks / mummy tummy / little tits / wide load at the back but I'm a size 4/6

i think you need a new pair of classes sexy

You know that's what I see when I look in the mirror...."

and your overly critical on yourself you have a unbelievable hot little figure sexy and that isn't even the best thing about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked fabulous as its the last one on the list.. slim average curvy large fabulous so i see fabulous as being basically bigger than large and bbw

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

doubt you'll get many meets anyway so it won't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic body doesn't mean great sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic body doesn't mean great sex."

Good, and relevant, point. I bet it works in inverse proportion.

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fantastic body doesn't mean great sex."

Sometimes the opposite as some are very arrogant with it and seem to thing they haven't got to try lol

(I did put some not all lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic body doesn't mean great sex.

Sometimes the opposite as some are very arrogant with it and seem to thing they haven't got to try lol

(I did put some not all lol )"

Or the opposite... Shy, no spark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or an even better idea, let people describe themselves how they like and have others comment or pass judgement on it. That'd be amazing "

Yup.. but sadly never going to happen... on a good day in my mind I am a sex goddess.... just waiting for my body to catch up...

But they do say.. where the mind goes.. the body follows .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now. "

#

How about descriptions for character traits - we could have critical arsehole, judgemental dickhead, or self-righteous prick??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andH83Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Every one is beautiful in there own way, it's when people need to voice their negative opinions when they see some One who's is not to there taste. Just move on, and if you have nothing good to say then don't say it. Your all hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every one is beautiful in there own way, it's when people need to voice their negative opinions when they see some One who's is not to there taste. Just move on, and if you have nothing good to say then don't say it. Your all hotties "

Love this response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I describe my self as fabulous because I am...and I bloody well want too. Also fat as four stone over weight. .. if you don't like someone's profile just move on...simple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would describe my body as top of the league "

you look very thin to me.

not the muscle hunk you think

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Average

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Every one is beautiful in there own way, it's when people need to voice their negative opinions when they see some One who's is not to there taste. Just move on, and if you have nothing good to say then don't say it. Your all hotties "

That's easy to say when you look like you too. My God what an ugly set of bods you two posses. And no I'm not jealous in the slightest although I am know to be just a bit sarcastic lol

Fab pics!!

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa


"I would describe my body as top of the league "

I'd disagree especially your wee tadger

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body "

Do people seriously put that?!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Buy yourself a rose tinted screen saver

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Some people have some right stinky attitudes on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking through some local profiles and seen a few people describe themselves as having fantastic or fabulous bodies. Now I certainly don't have one but... when I read that I think for men a fantastic body would probably look like Anthony Joshua. For female probably like Rihanna. But when I click on photos I see someone about 9 stone overweight. So do you think we could have more descriptions available such as, a bit chunky, tree stumps for legs, over active fork and knife, gym membership expired. Or can't resist chocolate. It would make it a bit more honest and a bit more fun. Off for a bacon sarnie now. "
ooooo think you've hit on a sore subject here vanity is a sticky subject and one persons perfect is so far from another's !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people have some right stinky attitudes on here."
That is right they do

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By *xplorer13 OP   Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Or no sense of humour maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

Do people seriously put that?!"

I've read that on a few profiles

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

Do people seriously put that?!

I've read that on a few profiles "

It's a bit arrogant isn't it,perhaps that's because I don't have a fantastic body though,Oh well

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

Do people seriously put that?!

I've read that on a few profiles "

It serves a purpose though; it stops those of us without fantastic bodies contacting them. Us podgers don't get our hopes up and have to be let down and the profile holder doesn't have to sift through messages from those they're not interested in and possibly have to do a letting down reply. My body is far from fantastic but I have a cracking mind so can figure out we'd be incompatible within a few milliseconds of reading such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

Do people seriously put that?!

I've read that on a few profiles

It serves a purpose though; it stops those of us without fantastic bodies contacting them. Us podgers don't get our hopes up and have to be let down and the profile holder doesn't have to sift through messages from those they're not interested in and possibly have to do a letting down reply. My body is far from fantastic but I have a cracking mind so can figure out we'd be incompatible within a few milliseconds of reading such."
awww I struggle to believe that statement in your case and some of the other ladies who posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen many on here with great bodies, the kind that make you step back and go whew and wipe the sweat from your forehead. Don't think there's necessaryily one type of fantastic body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when I read "we have fantastic bodies and expect the same of our meets" every one has a different opinion on what makes a fantastic body

Do people seriously put that?!

I've read that on a few profiles

It serves a purpose though; it stops those of us without fantastic bodies contacting them. Us podgers don't get our hopes up and have to be let down and the profile holder doesn't have to sift through messages from those they're not interested in and possibly have to do a letting down reply. My body is far from fantastic but I have a cracking mind so can figure out we'd be incompatible within a few milliseconds of reading such."

I think you have a fantastic body. Those people may think you do too.

I know what you mean though- if they wrote that I'd assume they meant super slim gym toned supermodel type so I'm not their type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over active fork and knife.

I want that one.

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By *vetteBondTV/TS
over a year ago

English Riviera

I like to think I have a fantastic body and I work to keep it so, but that is for me as it makes me feel good.

I don't really mind what shape others are as long as they are nice. An overweight gentleman will always win out over an adonis arsehole!

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By *xplorer13 OP   Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

I am certainly not having ago at overweight people. Also it was tongue in cheek, just think honesty is best. I mean I could put down 6ft7 black Adonis with 14 inch cock but when you look at my pics you might of guessed I lied a bitty.

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