FabSwingers.com forum: If you were stranded on a desert island....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just supposing you are stranded on a desert island with no hope of rescue and there was only one other person on the island. Who would you dread that person being and would it make you celibate for life? (inspired by Wishy and his first wife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhh.. don't tell everyone about her, I'm still doing Thursdays and Mondays at the support group and I'm not supposed to discuss it outside of the circle of love and mutual relief of all my fellow escapees.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

john mccririck!!!! he makes my flesh crawl!! i'd have to dig my eyes out with a spoon!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But.. to answer the OP.... yes.

Um.. no, I mean, I'm not saying I would want it to be you, I was answering another thread.

Oh bollox. This is confusing.

I wouldn't want it to be my mum. She'd nag about the sand not being tidy, and ya can't shag ya mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!"

snap!!! lol great minds and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!

snap!!! lol great minds and all that!

Are we to assume you wouldn't shimmy up his coconut pole then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bird that looks like John McCruirick (shudders)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oooo that would be really bad!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!

snap!!! lol great minds and all that!

Are we to assume you wouldn't shimmy up his coconut pole then?

i'd climb a coconut tree just to get away from him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janet Street Porter

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"a bird that looks like John McCruirick (shudders)"

hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McCruirick!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh god yeah, I would swim out to the sharks

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.

Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.

No one is welcome in my dessert island.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.

Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.

No one is welcome in my dessert island."

Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it some more, if I was stranded on a desert island with only one person for companionship - I'd fookin hate it to be staunch member of the Labour Party, a Union boss would be even worse. We'd have to have an election to see which one would have to fook off, but no block votes.

(I'd have claimed the title to the Manor and would be Lord anyway, so the other scumba... um person would have to leave by default.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitler, Idi Amin, anyone of that ilk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hitler, Idi Amin, anyone of that ilk."

Well, yeah, I'd understand that. They're both dead. Conversation would be a tad one-sided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, it would be great stranded with Hitler as I'd pretend to be a Jew and really piss him off.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.

Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.

No one is welcome in my dessert island.

Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?

Excellent! You're in!

Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Katie Price

John McCrirrick

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Clarkson

Brian Blessed

Any Hibs player

The list is endless.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hitler, Idi Amin, anyone of that ilk.

Well, yeah, I'd understand that. They're both dead. Conversation would be a tad one-sided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.

Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.

No one is welcome in my dessert island.

Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?

Excellent! You're in!

Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight."

You mean like Budgie the Helicopter? He's got eyes. Big ones too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.

Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.

No one is welcome in my dessert island.

Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?

Excellent! You're in!

Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight."

sounds lovely but ever since reading about the gingerbread house I am kinda sceptical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh fuck...just thot of Michael McIntyre shouting in that squeeeeeeeeeeeally english(sorry if that offends) voice,

"SHIP,SHIP,SHIP!!!!!",

while his hair flops around and he sweats profusely, I pick up to cocnuts and smash his brain into a pulp...Brain soup anyone? hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jocelyn Wildenstein, Courtney Love but worst of all it would have to be Amy Winehouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Fabster

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

John mcrilick, just no contest

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Ann Widdecombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy's ex missus...

{... Cant make tonight... See you for the Monday group hug....

}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gillian McKeith, you are what you eat?

I'd have to club her with a log.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Gillian McKeith, you are what you eat?

I'd have to club her with a log.

hehehe she'd like that she loves a good log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amy Winehouse

I could quite cheerfully drop kick that ugly, screeching, booze soaken, drug ridden trollop into next week whilst wearing a pair of steel reinforced dockers boots.

Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Osborne..Smugness is an ugly trait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gillian McKeith, you are what you eat?

I'd have to club her with a log.

Agreed. I'd drown the witch though.

Feckin' whinger wouldn't last 15 seconds before I shove her head under water.

Disclaimer: I'm normally a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Osborne..Smugness is an ugly trait"

Speaking of smugness... Michael Buble is high on my 'drown list' too

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Wilson!!! Definitely wilson, I'd put him down somewhere and knowing my luck it'd roll off and I'd sped the rest of my days on my hands and kness looking for it! p: p: P:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wilson!!! Definitely wilson, I'd put him down somewhere and knowing my luck it'd roll off and I'd sped the rest of my days on my hands and kness looking for it! p: p: P:

WILSON! WIIILLLSOON!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly Osbourne

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