FabSwingers.com forum: What is most unladylike thing you've done

By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years

anybody else got any unladylike stories ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed standing up, whilst trying to take a willy pic above an unflushed toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed standing up, whilst trying to take a willy pic above an unflushed toilet

classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have all had one of those moments.. i dont think ive had a guy overreact so childishly though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years

anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "

That's so funny,it's usually the guy's doing that kind of thing anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no qualms about pulling my knickers out of my bum crack, in public. It's too uncomfortable to ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we have all had one of those moments.. i dont think ive had a guy overreact so childishly though"

I was thinking this!

My partner accepted very early on that women fart and piss and shit the same as men do and that I'm not shy about that.

I have no boundaries and no problem invading someone's personal space

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hoick my pants up and jeans up in public. I have these knickers with dodgy elastic and i really should bin them but i forget.

Anyway, after walking my kids to School my pants have worked themselves down to past my cheeks. If i had a skirt on they'd be around my ankles... but it gets uncomfy in jeans when your knickers are trying to break free...so i stop and just hoick them up.

Classy me

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"I think we have all had one of those moments.. i dont think ive had a guy overreact so childishly though

I was thinking this!

My partner accepted very early on that women fart and piss and shit the same as men do and that I'm not shy about that.

He's not childish. It's just something he doesn't expect me to do so maybe it's the way I usually behave is why his reaction was not one he found funny. I did though

By the way he is the best bloke a woman could have and I like he thinks I'm a lady.

I have no boundaries and no problem invading someone's personal space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad..."

Oh your going to hell Madam

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad...

Oh your going to hell Madam

I was d*unk one night. We started having sex. I got all emotional and started crying whilst on top. I was sobbing but trying to ride bbut all got mixed up and I ended up weeing on him ?? That made me cry even more. Bless him I don't know how he's put up with me for 21 years ??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad...

Oh your going to hell Madam

Hopefully!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad...

Oh your going to hell Madam

Was he any more forgiving than when you farted on him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unladylike

What is that

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

pee standing up at festivals. I love my shepee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fallen d*unk down a flight of stairs from a night club. Had a lbd on, no knickers which ended up round my neck with me unconscious.

Not my finest moment!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I had a wee in the shower once

. I'm so bad...

Oh your going to hell Madam

Hahaha aww that's sweet!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I pee in stables, but all posh birds do that so it must be ladylike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a little upset tummy and made a bit of a mess with some anal play with a fb one day, worst thing was I knew and he continued to then fist me, I was enjoying it so much I just let him continue till I'd cum lol

It was all over his leg

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Had a little upset tummy and made a bit of a mess with some anal play with a fb one day, worst thing was I knew and he continued to then fist me, I was enjoying it so much I just let him continue till I'd cum lol

It was all over his leg

I think you win up to now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, what tales... I think I am halfway between traumatised and rolling on the floor in laughter... Literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though

I bet you even burp sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though

I bet you even burp sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for making me laugh this morning it was just what I needed x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though

So can I. I can remember going out with one of my little brothers and his friends on a trip home about 20 years ago. He'd only known me as the sensible big sister really and I'd moved away at 18. It was at a Bier Keller type place, so lots of dancing on tables and singing and I downed a pint, I'll never forget his little face. Definitely got some big sister kudos after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though

"
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All guys like their mates big sister type, if there d*unk dancing on tables and drinking pints I'm usually thinking how well do I really like this mate coz I'm pretty keen on dibbing his sis and he might fall out about it

What the fuck, I've got enough mates

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'll never be a lady....

I simply refuse to cut the crusts off my cucumber sammiches....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Let out a massive fart during a staff meeting. I tried to let it go all sly and gentle but that made it last longer, I'm not kidding it sounded like a Chewbacca wail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "

I've had this happen, made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness ladiesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs SKC took one of my cars on a track, got into a massive slide on one of the bends and caught it nicely with some opposite lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.

Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fallen d*unk down a flight of stairs from a night club. Had a lbd on, no knickers which ended up round my neck with me unconscious.

Not my finest moment! "

What you should be more worried about is are there any pictures you don't know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew a beard

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I used to play ice hockey.

We had history (of the not great kind) with another team. During a tournament it kinda kicked off. By kinda, there were about 6 of us scrapping, gloves off, this shit is on. Ref and linesmen do their thing and stop it as and where they can, escorting players off the ice. When it got to me being escorted off I approached the gate, looked up at the supporters of the opposing team who were directly above me, and with a great big smile flipped them the middle finger with both hands and proceeded to give the wanker gesture until I was out of sight.

That was a whole lot of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and another time with the above mentioned ex bf... he was back living with his parents and his son at the time. He'd gotten me really rather tipsy on an empty stomach on a strong South African brandy. So we go to bed, literally just about to have sex... I pushed him off, ran to the bathroom dribbling sick all the way. He held my hair back then helped me shower. Thankfully his mum completely blamed him and not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "
oh my does sound gross mind remember he was in flight path

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.

Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose.

Yuk, out of your nose? Do you remember how refreshers used to make your nose go fizzy if you ate too many? (Or was that just me?,

). I can only imagine it was some horrible vomity version of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.

Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose.

Yuk, out of your nose? Do you remember how refreshers used to make your nose go fizzy if you ate too many? (Or was that just me?,

). I can only imagine it was some horrible vomity version of that

Out of my nose! That's not far off wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, another story about the above ex!

I was spotting one day so I popped my moon cup in, didn't even think about it again until I was round at his that day, he tried to use his fingers inside me and asked what it was. I got up, went to the bathroom, washed it, came back, showed him then we just got on with what we were doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, another story about the above ex!

"
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Have you ever heard of the sentinilese tribe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah oh the shame i have well too many

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham

My ex was sat reverse cow girl style on me. When came she cra**ed on me hence being an ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most unladylikething ? Scratching my balls like a truck driver.

Oh hum sorry wrong thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? Everything, as I am a man, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most unladylike thing?

Years 0-45 apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match. "

Your name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

Your name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

Your name!

I hadn't noticed that!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

Your name!

I hadn't noticed that!

Miss Innocent (sorry, Mrs Lib), this might be the best thing I have seen on here in ages. Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side to start a pissing tournament?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever does it, farting is funny.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hand gestures and swearing whilst driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

Your name!

I hadn't noticed that!

Oh please do!

P.S. I was never Innocent

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.

Your name!

I hadn't noticed that!

Oh please do!

P.S. I was never Innocent

Bugger. I knew it felt wrong. Sorry, Tiff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat a few men in a yard of ale drinking contest, with cider as I didn't drink beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side"

No, I think it's a great idea.

Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no qualms about pulling my knickers out of my bum crack, in public. It's too uncomfortable to ignore

as soon as I got in to the hair salon I pulled my knickers outta my bum n said "god I've been diein to do that all mornin".

PTU xxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side

No, I think it's a great idea.

Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though."

I want to do it!

But I'm worried someone will take my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side

No, I think it's a great idea.

Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though.

I want to do it!

But I'm worried someone will take my name. "

Yeah... Wouldn't want to lose that peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing knickers two days in a row .. I had not choice to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here was me thinking you were all ladies on here.I have laughed myself silly through this thread thanks.

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Fallen d*unk down a flight of stairs from a night club. Had a lbd on, no knickers which ended up round my neck with me unconscious.

Not my finest moment! "

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

It was all over his leg

Oh my god ??

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Let out a massive fart during a staff meeting. I tried to let it go all sly and gentle but that made it last longer, I'm not kidding it sounded like a Chewbacca wail.

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Let out a massive fart during a staff meeting. I tried to let it go all sly and gentle but that made it last longer, I'm not kidding it sounded like a Chewbacca wail.

That's funny ??

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"My ex was sat reverse cow girl style on me. When came she cra**ed on me hence being an ex

Ewwww ????

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Whoever does it, farting is funny. "

Such a bloke thing to say ??

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Wearing knickers two days in a row .. I had not choice to be fair

Ewwww....id have gone without

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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Here was me thinking you were all ladies on here.I have laughed myself silly through this thread thanks."

You're welcome and we are ladies we just let ourselves slip for a little while

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