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"i`d like to avoid smelly people " lol like anyone would admit to being smelly before you met them, and by the time youve met them its too late to avoid them xx obviously you dont have to go ahead and play with them | |||
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"i`d like to avoid smelly people " It would be hard to know if someone smells before meeting. Or would you ask before if someone smells? Lol actually that is probably not the question to ask or you might get a ear bashing | |||
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"The 'im so gorgeous, you should be honoured that I will fuck you'. " +1 | |||
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"The 'im so gorgeous, you should be honoured that I will fuck you'. " That's a real turnoff in anyone, luckily i haven't come across any men like that. | |||
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"i`d like to avoid smelly people " LMAO Also hairy people | |||
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"haha yeh i wouldnt ask that. but if i met them and they were smelly i`d open a window....and jump out of it! " What even if it was the 7th floor? | |||
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"The 'im so gorgeous, you should be honoured that I will fuck you'. That's a real turnoff in anyone, luckily i haven't come across any men like that. " Shit thats my best line, I best start rethinking my approach lol!! | |||
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"I rapidly stop contact with people that come across as arrogant and as though they're doing me a favour by meeting me Those that can do nothing but talk about themselves Those that show a lack of imagination on chatting Those that don't get my sense of humour Those that take everything far too seriously and don't seem to possess a sense of humour Those that are completely indiscrete and start telling me the names of everyone they have met on the site Those that can see we don't play with couples but as im bi want to bring a bi fb so they can see some girl on girl action Those that when talking to them is like getting blood out of a stone Those that don't understand that it sometimes takes a while to arrange a meet Those that seem to agree with everything I say about likes and preferences just because they want to meet I may come back with more " That can pretty much rule out most people on this site | |||
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"smelly are ok as long as they don't mind 3xxx domestos and a wire brush as part of foreplay" I don’t worry about smelly people…. not since building the sheep dip trench in the garden..... you are meant to fill it with caustic soda? | |||
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"haha yeh i wouldnt ask that. but if i met them and they were smelly i`d open a window....and jump out of it! What even if it was the 7th floor? " depends how smelly they are nah 7th floor = open door and run | |||
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"haha yeh i wouldnt ask that. but if i met them and they were smelly i`d open a window....and jump out of it! What even if it was the 7th floor? depends how smelly they are nah 7th floor = open door and run" Lol you make me smile | |||
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"I know you said other than looks but ugly fuckers have to be top of the avoid list dont they? " Well if someone sends you pictures and they look ugly to you then you wouldn't meet at all i was thinking of things besides looks that are a turnoff. | |||
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"There is only one person that I know with absolute certainty I'd never fuck, and that's my first wife. There's quite a few I don't think I'd like to play with, and several hundred I might at a push. There's thousands I'd love to shag though. p.s. the only part of that that is serious is the first sentence. " So if you were on a desert island with only your first wife you would become celibate? Wow | |||
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"...and the last sentence. oops - nearly talked meself out of a fuck then. " haha! | |||
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"There is only one person that I know with absolute certainty I'd never fuck, and that's my first wife. There's quite a few I don't think I'd like to play with, and several hundred I might at a push. There's thousands I'd love to shag though. p.s. the only part of that that is serious is the first sentence. So if you were on a desert island with only your first wife you would become celibate? Wow " I'd take me chances with the sharks tbh. I'd stand a better chance of surviving the encounter. | |||
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"There is only one person that I know with absolute certainty I'd never fuck, and that's my first wife. There's quite a few I don't think I'd like to play with, and several hundred I might at a push. There's thousands I'd love to shag though. p.s. the only part of that that is serious is the first sentence. So if you were on a desert island with only your first wife you would become celibate? Wow I'd take me chances with the sharks tbh. I'd stand a better chance of surviving the encounter. " Lol she must have been really really bad | |||
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"There is only one person that I know with absolute certainty I'd never fuck, and that's my first wife. There's quite a few I don't think I'd like to play with, and several hundred I might at a push. There's thousands I'd love to shag though. p.s. the only part of that that is serious is the first sentence. So if you were on a desert island with only your first wife you would become celibate? Wow I'd take me chances with the sharks tbh. I'd stand a better chance of surviving the encounter. Lol she must have been really really bad " Well, she was ok, in a rottweiler sometimes allows itself to be petted before it snaps your hand off kinda way We did have one child together so I must have snuck one in at least once. I think my mind has blocked the memory though. | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No" How do you work out if they overspills ? | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No How do you work out if they overspills ?" they come to a meet with 2 suitcases of clothes, a mail redirection form complete and a framed picture of their mum and dad for the mantlepiece.. | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No How do you work out if they overspills ? they come to a meet with 2 suitcases of clothes, a mail redirection form complete and a framed picture of their mum and dad for the mantlepiece.." | |||
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"lol @ coloured ffs! waits for the PC brigade" My thoughts exactly lol was thinking coloured?? purple, green or maybe orange | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No How do you work out if they overspills ? they come to a meet with 2 suitcases of clothes, a mail redirection form complete and a framed picture of their mum and dad for the mantlepiece.." Haa haaa haaa haaa haa...oooh View! Men that don't have an opinion, spineless. Men who can only talk about the latest goings on in Emmerdale/Eastenders et al. Men who feel the need to tell you about their past sexploits. Men that can only talk about sex...zzzzzz Men that always wanted to shag a black bird...always point them in the direction of the Tower of London and advise them to be careful of the Yeomans! Men that lack imagination. Men that ask "so when will I get an opportunity to boss you around?!!" Oh I'm sure there's more!!! | |||
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"married guys,if they are in a sexless marriage,if there own wife wont fuck them them,im damned sure im not going to" Does that go for married women too??? | |||
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" Men that always wanted to shag a black bird...always point them in the direction of the Tower of London and advise them to be careful of the Yeomans! " Cut and paste merchants get a body swerve from me, no originality in their mail reads to me as unimaginative lazy boring and liable to be the same when shagging. xx | |||
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" Men that always wanted to shag a black bird...always point them in the direction of the Tower of London and advise them to be careful of the Yeomans! Cut and paste merchants get a body swerve from me, no originality in their mail reads to me as unimaginative lazy boring and liable to be the same when shagging. xx " Cut and paste merchants get a body swerve from me, no originality in their mail reads to me as unimaginative lazy boring and liable to be the same when shagging. xx | |||
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"married guys,if they are in a sexless marriage,if there own wife wont fuck them them,im damned sure im not going to" yes this and axe murderers. | |||
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"Those who think they are god's gift and drop dead gorgeous....such a turn off however attractive they may be. Those who blow hot & cold....so you never know where you are with them." oh yesss, so agree about moody peeps, so much so it is clear on our profile. | |||
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"Heavy drinkers and any suspicion of a controller..instant turn offs.." throwing my wii remote at my pint... | |||
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"Heavy drinkers and any suspicion of a controller..instant turn offs.. throwing my wii remote at my pint..." haha..now look at yer umbrella.. | |||
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"Heavy drinkers and any suspicion of a controller..instant turn offs.. throwing my wii remote at my pint... haha..now look at yer umbrella.." ella ella ella mmm ur rhianna is great! | |||
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"Heavy drinkers and any suspicion of a controller..instant turn offs.. throwing my wii remote at my pint... haha..now look at yer umbrella.. ella ella ella mmm ur rhianna is great!" Happy gal methinks.. Always gotta a grin to share | |||
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"singing in the rain, I'm singin in the rain .......... all join in now " thats not rain...I'm peeing from the 1st floor.. | |||
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"Guys who message and say they have 'mates' they can bring along" DOH! You nitwit Iconic. The poor guy was simply saying he would supply his own condoms! | |||
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"Drive by shaggers.... the ones who mail and say I'll be working in your area soon, be on holiday in your area soon, playing golf in your area soon......... " truth can be so funny. | |||
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"Guys who message and say they have 'mates' they can bring along DOH! You nitwit Iconic. The poor guy was simply saying he would supply his own condoms! " I don't like the negative people, profiles that read along the lines of 'READ THIS - WE DO NOT .... I don't know what else it says as I don't read any further | |||
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"Guys who message and say they have 'mates' they can bring along DOH! You nitwit Iconic. The poor guy was simply saying he would supply his own condoms! I don't like the negative people, profiles that read along the lines of 'READ THIS - WE DO NOT .... I don't know what else it says as I don't read any further " I am the same with that. Its far too control freakish. | |||
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"Guys who message and say they have 'mates' they can bring along DOH! You nitwit Iconic. The poor guy was simply saying he would supply his own condoms! aye you'd be dead scared in case you got a bit of cum on their sheets or summat! I don't like the negative people, profiles that read along the lines of 'READ THIS - WE DO NOT .... I don't know what else it says as I don't read any further " | |||
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"Guys who message and say they have 'mates' they can bring along DOH! You nitwit Iconic. The poor guy was simply saying he would supply his own condoms! I don't like the negative people, profiles that read along the lines of 'READ THIS - WE DO NOT .... I don't know what else it says as I don't read any further " aye you'd be dead scared in case you got a bit of cum on their sheets or summat | |||
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"The 'im so gorgeous, you should be honoured that I will fuck you'. That's a real turnoff in anyone, luckily i haven't come across any men like that. " Lol have you ever read your profile? Your profile smacks of I am so gorgeous you should be honored I will fuck you. You say you won't meet ugly people. What is ugly? One persons ugly is another persons beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. | |||
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"The 'im so gorgeous, you should be honoured that I will fuck you'. That's a real turnoff in anyone, luckily i haven't come across any men like that. Lol have you ever read your profile? Your profile smacks of I am so gorgeous you should be honored I will fuck you. You say you won't meet ugly people. What is ugly? One persons ugly is another persons beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. " I don't think she was asking you to critique her profile. You just look bitter and foolish for doing so mate. | |||
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"Drive by shaggers.... the ones who mail and say I'll be working in your area soon, be on holiday in your area soon, playing golf in your area soon......... " Not heard that expression before It doesn't happen to men or it hasn't to me which is a shame. | |||
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"Drive by shaggers.... the ones who mail and say I'll be working in your area soon, be on holiday in your area soon, playing golf in your area soon......... Not heard that expression before It doesn't happen to men or it hasn't to me which is a shame. " yo doc i think am driving past your area next week, how about it haha | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them." +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them. +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people " Im genuine and am so close to the earth im in a pothole...someone said it was a nice tight hole....think ive been duped...bloody fakers! | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them. +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people Im genuine and am so close to the earth im in a pothole...someone said it was a nice tight hole....think ive been duped...bloody fakers!" Come on and out of your pothole...you DO sound genuine and much fun | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them. +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people Im genuine and am so close to the earth im in a pothole...someone said it was a nice tight hole....think ive been duped...bloody fakers!Come on and out of your pothole...you DO sound genuine and much fun " Awww he's a sweety | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them. +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people Im genuine and am so close to the earth im in a pothole...someone said it was a nice tight hole....think ive been duped...bloody fakers!Come on and out of your pothole...you DO sound genuine and much fun Awww he's a sweety " lol aphro and Petillante, licking both ur delicious bits hehehehehe xxxx | |||
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"Pushy guys who want to meet at mine then get whiny when I tell them I can't accommodate. Guys who are all up for it then the closer you get nar the date, the more reluctant they become. Women who browse the site for women for their husbands and who get offended when you say 'no'. People who forget they've already messaged me and who insulted me the first time because I turned them down before. People who you meet once and who then think you are exclusive with them. +1 and also anybody who sounds as if tehy are "up their own backside"... I love meeting down to earth genuine people Im genuine and am so close to the earth im in a pothole...someone said it was a nice tight hole....think ive been duped...bloody fakers!Come on and out of your pothole...you DO sound genuine and much fun Awww he's a sweety lol aphro and Petillante, licking both ur delicious bits hehehehehe xxxx" You raised our expectations... can't wait | |||
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" lol aphro and Petillante, licking both ur delicious bits hehehehehe xxxxYou raised our expectations... can't wait" Oh hope we raise more than his expectations | |||
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" lol aphro and Petillante, licking both ur delicious bits hehehehehe xxxxYou raised our expectations... can't wait Oh hope we raise more than his expectations" You are so naughty... and you have not even had your first absolution... and you are sinning again, already....;-) | |||
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"Drive by shaggers.... the ones who mail and say I'll be working in your area soon, be on holiday in your area soon, playing golf in your area soon......... " ffs laine i played golf in your area. i couldnt even get my hole,on the course. | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No How do you work out if they overspills ? they come to a meet with 2 suitcases of clothes, a mail redirection form complete and a framed picture of their mum and dad for the mantlepiece.. Haa haaa haaa haaa haa...oooh View! Men that don't have an opinion, spineless. Men who can only talk about the latest goings on in Emmerdale/Eastenders et al. Men who feel the need to tell you about their past sexploits. Men that can only talk about sex...zzzzzz Men that always wanted to shag a black bird...always point them in the direction of the Tower of London and advise them to be careful of the Yeomans! Men that lack imagination. Men that ask "so when will I get an opportunity to boss you around?!!" Oh I'm sure there's more!!!" Aren't they ravens ......... Mistress x | |||
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" Men that always wanted to shag a black bird...always point them in the direction of the Tower of London and advise them to be careful of the Yeomans! Aren't they ravens ......... Mistress x" Ravens are black birds no?!! | |||
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"Bullshitters do my head in. If they are convincing you never know they are its the ones who are crap at it and you read the profile and think WTF!!! Straight up is better and you know what you are getting into." I like it straight up too ... | |||
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"clingy, needy, fantasists, the arrogant & any overspill from a dating site... and those who howl on the night of the full moon. apart from that.. No How do you work out if they overspills ? they come to a meet with 2 suitcases of clothes, a mail redirection form complete and a framed picture of their mum and dad for the mantlepiece.." just caught up with this i knew i should have left suitcases at home before going club tonight | |||
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