FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing Auto corrects

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My phone is constantly changing profanities for things more acceptable but sometimes makes things worse.

Try saying - I think you sexy, faf?

When my phone would rather.....'I think your sexy, gag?" Or worse " I think your sexy, dad?"

Have you got some example to get me smiling today?

Cheats! I mean Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF comes out as fat on mine

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

I work with Deaf people..but the times I've sent work emails about the Dead person..

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

If you're not aware of it, look up Damn Your Autocorrect online.

One of the funniest sites I've ever seen.

I've had a few. It's not quite an autocorrect, but I remember texting a mate and saying I "couldn't wait to cwtch up with you". I meant "catch", but the phone recognised a Welsh word I sometimes use that means something rather different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I work with Deaf people..but the times I've sent work emails about the Dead person..

I've just been talking to a dead person.

have you now?

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine changed binning to bumming yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine forever puts "ducking "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine forever puts "ducking "

Do you fancy a duck?

It actually put - fancy a dick? Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sent poo instead of oooo the other day

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

That's a different type of bait...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine forever puts "ducking "

Do you fancy a duck?

It actually put - fancy a dick? Haha. "

Ha ha, now that could be a good typo depending on the recipient. Not so good for you if it's male x

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Mine changes dabbing to fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent an email to a senior manager whose name was Angus, however it autocorrected to Anus

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

I've done this too.

"What time are you fisting this evening?"

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

I sent this to a friend

"I'm in bed with a hot chic"

I meant hot choc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah - i sent an email response to a work colleague after they sent me a short message... I responded with "thanks for your cunt message"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

I've done this too.

"What time are you fisting this evening?"

Did yours result in someone driving for almost 2 hours at breakneck speed without a single piece of fishing gear???

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....

I've done this too.

"What time are you fisting this evening?"

Did yours result in someone driving for almost 2 hours at breakneck speed without a single piece of fishing gear???

Christ no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sent this to a friend

"I'm in bed with a hot chic"

I meant hot choc

Haha. That's copy and pasted surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone changes pussy for pissy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone changes pussy for pissy.

Ha ha, mine does that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a letter to a customer 'We apologise for any inconvenience caused' was changed to 'We apologise for any incontinence caused'

Thankfully I picked it up before it went out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .

"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .

"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"

Sure. We believe you, it was an error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducking thing always changes fuck for duck .....I've had worse but can't think of them at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .

"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"

Sure. We believe you, it was an error.

Shhh thankfully my friend believed it was an error

one way to find out whether she's into girls haha

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .

"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"

Sure. We believe you, it was an error.

Shhh thankfully my friend believed it was an error

one way to find out whether she's into girls haha

Love receiving auto-corrected messages which haven't been read before hitting the send button, can be so much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to turn my hearing up.....

* heating...

Heating up...my hearing is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked my mum if she was airtight instead of alright!...luckily she didn't know what it meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once asked my mum if she was airtight instead of alright!...luckily she didn't know what it meant

Thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a text to one of my sons college tutors and called another one anthrax instead of Anthea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everytime i use the word cock, it tries to change it to cocktail!

I've gotten a few laughs when i've asked them to sit on my cocktail or a cocktail inside them!

Running out of spirits at this point!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I was telling a very sexy lady how scrummy she was but it turned out as scummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone was trying to tell me I'd brightened their morning, but it said tightened !

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I message 'thanks for your message but you're too far for me' if I don't notice my phone puts fat instead of far!!!

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

"I sent this to a friend

"I'm in bed with a hot chic"

I meant hot choc

Haha. That's copy and pasted surely. "

No it was autocorrect... am

I missing something ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to say I had midgey bites but my phone changed it to midget

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I tried to say I had midgey bites but my phone changed it to midget

I'm pretty sure you've talked about how much you love ducking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when you try to let someone down nice by saying no thanks but happy fabbing but instead you send happy fanning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to say I had midgey bites but my phone changed it to midget

I'm pretty sure you've talked about how much you love ducking too"

And rubbing my clot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And rubbing my clot

*faps*

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Texting a good friend that'd just had an argument with her BF, he walked out and she was upset, said she was ugly and fat

Went to type "You are not fat!"

Phone sent "you're a bit fat!"

I died....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Texting a good friend that'd just had an argument with her BF, he walked out and she was upset, said she was ugly and fat

Went to type "You are not fat!"

Phone sent "you're a bit fat!"

I died.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone always spells Dale as fake....it must know...this one's my boss...

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