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By *razydriver8 OP   Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

another thread has promted this question,.

most off us have admitted to having porn in our posession. but have you appointed a porn buddy... a close friend whom, in the event of your sudden death comes in to your home and removes all evidence of your lifestyle choices.. to prevent, children or parents finding stuff as they clear out your effects.......

and yes when i was single i had a very good friend who promised to clear out my porn, remove all my toys and clear the hard drive on my computer if anything happend to me ...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes.

I have dead letters.

And a chest full of toys that needs taken care of before my mother sees it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

My best friend of 25 years knows all my passwords/and has keys to my house and knows what needs to be done.

She knows shes 1st in. And gets rid of everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, my best mate, who knows everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, sister in law, I've to do the same for her. We now can't travel in the same car / plane / boat, just in case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never really occurred to me, but it is a sobering thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"another thread has promted this question,.

most off us have admitted to having porn in our posession. but have you appointed a porn buddy... a close friend whom, in the event of your sudden death comes in to your home and removes all evidence of your lifestyle choices.. to prevent, children or parents finding stuff as they clear out your effects.......

and yes when i was single i had a very good friend who promised to clear out my porn, remove all my toys and clear the hard drive on my computer if anything happend to me ..."

Mission impossible job on mine. If it is opened by an unauthorised opener it self destructs. It is on my PC though.

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

No ..... I want to come back and see their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have one ...but tomo i will lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heck, never thought of that, will have to sort something out.Thanks for telling us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel ill though lol!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, have best mate with a key and instructions to clear all evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have, but don't now. Hmmmm.. best start deleting stuff but wtf do I do with an ankle spreader, 3 floggers, two sets of handcuffs, assorted ropes, a bull whip, various vibrators & butt plugs, and that's just my stuff!! Siren's got loads too!

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By *razydriver8 OP   Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I did have, but don't now. Hmmmm.. best start deleting stuff but wtf do I do with an ankle spreader, 3 floggers, two sets of handcuffs, assorted ropes, a bull whip, various vibrators & butt plugs, and that's just my stuff!! Siren's got loads too! "

well i can always give it a home if your getting rid of stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

My mate died last year.... I went into the house with his brother in law t oclear his private stash before his sister and mother got near the house....

Luckily he lived in Scotland and his mother lived across the border near Carlisle.

So whilst the sister went down to pick up the mother we went in to clear the embarassing things from the house........

LOL....One room was used as a home cinema,,,large HDTV took up most of the room with one leather sofa......Wall to wall bookcases surrounded the four walls each bookcase was full of porn DVD's......

We stop counting at 1200 films.......

My mate is now gradually selling off a huge catalogue of porn.......

As for me.....I now no longer keep incrimminating evidence in the house....when I go nobody will suspect anything.....

Unfortunately my wee mate still has in his possession about 1000 DVD's he inherited from his dead brother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

within the army they go in and 'sanitise the room' before relations go in. hopefully they wont forget if i kick the bucket xx

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Damn..... That's it, give us something else to worry about!!!!

Before this thread we just worried about getting altzheimers and telling our nearest and dearest about all the fun times we'd had!!!

Right who wants to be our designated clearer? Pretty please.

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By *veragecpleCouple
over a year ago

belfast

Would you really care , youll be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once im dead nope wouldnt care however i always have a fear of oh i dunno say being knocked down by a car ending up in hospital and having to get someone to get me some things from room

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

First people in our house would be the kids! They know what we do and know what files on the PC to delete without opening! No one else to come sort anything out. Mums and Dads are way to old to travel that far.

Not worried about the toys and stuff. Most people got toys of their own and it aint illegal so why worry?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Would you really care , youll be dead"

No... I'll be dead, I dare say I won't care but whilst I'm alive I do care about my parents feelings and if they outlive me then I'd like to ensure that they didn't have unnecessary upset.

I wouldn't want them to know things about me that they wouldn't understand or approve of. I have enough respect for them to spare them the sordid contents of my naughty life.

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