FabSwingers.com forum: Roll up, the circus is in town

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus. "

Ringmaster please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a clown with a squirting flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the clown with the water squirting flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circus strongman obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a clown with a squirting flower

that is spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapeeze artist , i do love a good swing

about !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ringmaster please

Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never have too many clowns x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a clown with a squirting flower

that is spooky"

My flower really squirts though. You so fake.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never have too many clowns x

Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them? "

Bank material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/17 18:34:40]"

Don't be shy Bearded Lady, come in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a clown with a squirting flower

that is spooky

My flower really squirts though. You so fake.

I'll be your straight man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Circus strongman obviously

Good choice x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Don't be shy Bearded Lady, come in...

I'll do the globe of death I think

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Discarded knicker collector, from squirting floweres :D

Wish I was knicker collector at Tom Jones concert :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trapeeze artist , i do love a good swing

about !"

Swing away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to juggle balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/17 18:34:40]

Don't be shy Bearded Lady, come in...

I'll do the globe of death I think

You're so wild and dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to suck and lick balls

Yeah you do.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Don't be shy Bearded Lady, come in...

I'll do the globe of death I think

You're so wild and dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying ping pong balls !-

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'll hand out the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never have too many clowns x

Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?

Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them? "

Acrobat. Very nice x

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I'm a clown with a squirting flower

Oooerrr missus

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lion tamer, nothing like having a pussy thats putty in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringmaster please

Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x "

Easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to juggle balls

Sounds painful fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringmaster please

Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x

Easy peasy

Brace!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/17 18:34:40]

Don't be shy Bearded Lady, come in...

I'll do the globe of death I think

Got to have a bit of a thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never have too many clowns x

Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?

Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance

Costume? I'm a clown aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringmaster please

Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x

Easy peasy

Brace!!!

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never have too many clowns x

Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?

Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance

Costume? I'm a clown aren't I?

Yes, you need the oversized shoes and red nose, clothes are optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them?

Acrobat. Very nice x "

Yes that's the one. I will wear a crotchless catsuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do the Diablo when I was younger. I bet I could still do a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Discarded knicker collector, from squirting floweres :D

Wish I was knicker collector at Tom Jones concert :D

The jobs yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to juggle balls

Plenty of balls needing juggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never have too many clowns x

Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?

Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance

Costume? I'm a clown aren't I?

Yes, you need the oversized shoes and red nose, clothes are optional

Or just an oversized bow tie and nothing else.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

The trapeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them? "

Contortionist?

I'd just be happy with a sparkly costume, but with my lack of grace probably ought to be the one selling overpriced candy floss.

T x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll hand out the popcorn"

Got to have popcorn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The trapeze

Another swinger x

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'll be the sword swallower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right? "

Do it with your thighs out and I'd pay good money for that!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Can I just stay in the corner hula hooping and stay away from them nasty clowns

they scare me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right?

Do it with your thighs out and I'd pay good money for that! "

It's a circus not a strip club, family friednly and all

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I could ride the Elephant's

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I ride dressage.... So guess I could bring on the dancing horses....

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

Ringmaster please

oh nae doubt you'd be a better clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringmaster please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No animals here. We have clowns, jugglers. Trapeze artists, sword swallower. Contortionist. Ring of death. Strongman. Need a few more acts x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?"

Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd be fired out of a cannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fired out of a cannon

Noooooo!

That's too dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?

Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me

Angie - order more dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right?

Do it with your thighs out and I'd pay good money for that!

It's a circus not a strip club, family friednly and all

Party pooper!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile sell the hotdogs

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?

Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me

Angie - order more dildos"

Watch it you

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be fired out of a cannon

Noooooo!

That's too dangerous! "

It's ok, I'd have a net. I would have a net right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent pole erector......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?

Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me

Angie - order more dildos"

There's a selection of toys on its way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus

You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold

I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either

Dildos?

Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me

Angie - order more dildos

There's a selection of toys on its way.

In the words of Montgomery Burns 'Excellent'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be fired out of a cannon

Noooooo!

That's too dangerous!

It's ok, I'd have a net. I would have a net right??

Yes we have a net x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'd like to be the guy who gets shot out of a cannon across the ring, always fancied having a bash at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

May I be your glamorous assistant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

As long as you wear what's in your 6th May pic

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd like to be the guy who gets shot out of a cannon across the ring, always fancied having a bash at that.

You're going to have to fight me for it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

The jobs yours x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

May I be your glamorous assistant?

Of course, though I'll need a few

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

As long as you wear what's in your 6th May pic

The gloves?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

The jobs yours x

Yeayyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the flamboyant lady magician

May I be your glamorous assistant?

You can be whatever you like x

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