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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

A recent post makes me wonder what goodies we got from previous generations. The only words of wisdom I heard from mine (2nd hand, through my mother) were:

"No matter what the fashion is, your ass belongs in your pants."

In German. No, I don't speak German, nor did my mother, so I only got the translation.

What pearls of wisdom did yours pass on?

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

A cat is a cat and a dog is a dog

Often told this and don't know what its supposed to mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90 odd year old, sharp as a tack, when i said something silly - "See him, he just opens his mouth and lets his brains flap"

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

That fizzy drinks are not bad for you after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesnt matter what you look like as long as its clean and paid for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your mouth shut and your bowels open and you won't go far wrong.

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

We're you born in a barn!!

Put wood in the hole!

When leaving doors open.

If we ever asked what was for tea we were told 'pigeons milk and Nanny goats liver' and my mum used to say it and I've also said it to my son lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Nan used to say - she's all fur coat no knickers.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm a nan and I say things like 'fuck me harder'.

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