FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications and their true meaning

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A spin on the other very funny thread doing the rounds

What do you read on verifications and what do they mean

Sucks cock like a pro - got a blow job

Wow! What can I say about... - plain jane

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Oh dear this makes me nervous....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear this makes me nervous....

Don't worry, when I write your verification it will be nothing but the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear this makes me nervous....

Yea I see you looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson..." - I know from experience, I've used my Dyson for that before

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Beautiful = oh my God! She said yes! Woohoo, I finally got some even if I had to do her from behind so I didn't have to look at her face.

Stunning = see above.

Pretty = see above.

Gorgeous = see above.

Sexy = see above.

Naughty = damn, that was some kinky shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

Sports cap bottles for the win

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

This is hysterical!!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Treat her with respect = Don't have anything else to say.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

Or she just peed to make him stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

I fucked her all night - I couldn't make her cum but kept trying anyway until she got bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oozes class: snotty cow who wouldn't let me shag her

Total gent: ugly as sin but at least he had manners

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

The social went well - we sat and didnt have anything to say

Wow what a huge cock - i saw it with my glasses and magnifying glass.

She was so tight - offered to buy me dinner but all i got was cheese on toast

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

if he/she messages you don't let them pass you by as this one's a must meet = I'm their pimp so meet them because I need the money.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Oozes class: snotty cow who wouldn't let me shag her

Total gent: ugly as sin but at least he had manners"

lol brilliant

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

Surly it would be fingerblasted her for so long that she needed a wee and pretended it was cum lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Oozes class: snotty cow who wouldn't let me shag her

Total gent: ugly as sin but at least he had manners"

That's why I have so many people say I am a total gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made her cum time and time again - she's great at faking it and I was so focused on my own pleasure to notice or even care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most wonderful, amazing, intelligent woman I have ever met-bit of a psycho, best not upset her or the bunny will get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oozes class: snotty cow who wouldn't let me shag her

Total gent: ugly as sin but at least he had manners

That's why I have so many people say I am a total gent

So you're polite then?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Do not let this one pass you by = I can't be arsed meeting him again, take him off my hands please... Anyone...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Oozes class: snotty cow who wouldn't let me shag her

Total gent: ugly as sin but at least he had manners

That's why I have so many people say I am a total gent

So you're polite then?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What a funny guy - ugly as fuck

Such a gent - ugly as fuck

I wish we lived closer...I'm delighted we don't

Looked sexy as hell - brushed teeth

He did things to me no one ever has - had no fucking idea what he was doing

Wet - dry as fuck until I spat on her during oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made her squirt everywhere = I fingerblasted her continuously until she pretended to cum"
finger blasted haha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm tempted to keep this one all to myself but he's just too good not to share

Meet him and I will cut you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock! - average at best but i want him to leave me a nice verification in return so best play to his ego.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm tempted to keep this one all to myself but he's just too good not to share

Meet him and I will cut you!!"

Just cut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a funny guy - ugly as fuck

Such a gent - ugly as fuck

I wish we lived closer...I'm delighted we don't

Looked sexy as hell - brushed teeth

He did things to me no one ever has - had no fucking idea what he was doing

Wet - dry as fuck until I spat on her during oral

too funny

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

He was amazing......I haven't had sex for ages so anyone would of been.

He spent ages giving me oral......I got bored but didn't have the heart to tell him.

I'd love to see him again.....I'm only saying that to get him off my back.

He knows how to use his cock.....but it's a shame he could only manage 10 minutes.

He gave me just what I needed....The cake was the best bit

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Pussy/cock to die for - You owe me a tenner now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What a corker - what a fucking howler

Gorgeous body - well her back was anyway, she was so rough I had to bang her doggy...with my eyes closed.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm tempted to keep this one all to myself but he's just too good not to share

Meet him and I will cut you!!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till next time - never again!!!!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

The best meet ever.... thank you so much for agreeing to shag me makes a change from wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most beautiful girl on fab - I really want to get my cock wet again so have to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's hoping for round two" - means they are short of options and hoping the other person is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've known such and such for a long time" - means they have never gotten out of the friend zone despite numerous attempts

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