FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases on Profiles and true meaning

By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

If I start please feel free to add:

1. Athletic - As in Soviet era shot putter

2. Cannot Accommodate and expects discretion - Married

3. Not looking for a relationship - Looking for a relationship

4. Wanting one off meets - To give an excuse for dumping

5. (Male). Looking for club and party fun only - Needing a ticket to a couples only event.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Looking for a princess to spoil - will spout any claptrap for cheaper shags than a professional

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Looking for a princess to spoil - will spout any claptrap for cheaper shags than a professional "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep with everyone on the site - not looking to sleep with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooo! I have not looking for a relationship on my profile but only because I have to been asked on two occasions by single males. I'm genuinely not looking for a relationship.

Professional - meaning they think highly of themselves. They are of a higher class then us peasants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later ...means..... no I wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Males saying they're straight but have met mostly men. Fab straight.

Age ... (Fab age) add 5 or 10!years in reality. Or even 15 for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are genuine!

Does that mean we're not x

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

8inches means 8cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Black or Asian wo/men - no they are not racist it's just a preference fs.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Sorry, i already made plans...... I wont meet you in a million years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbly nature - a few hundred extra pounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are genuine!

Does that mean we're not x "

You are definitely fake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University bollocks - they are very gullible and it's probably best to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later ...means..... no I wont

Fill in later... I don't need to make an effort because they're all gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for like-minded people ..... means ... cant be arsed explaining what's in my mind so I'm just going to try and blag my way by pretending I match anyone who'll reply to a one word messages that says hi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later ...means..... no I wont

Fill in later... I don't need to make an effort because they're all gagging for it."

Very true because we are all here for the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such cynicism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab my pics - I'm only here for the attention and don't plan on meeting you... ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my profile says straight but honestly I'm bi.....

You can trust me ... I only say straight to trick my way past the preferences of women who wont meet bi guys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never had any complaints - nor had any meets. Or partners get away as quickly as they can.

Happy to meet for coffee after lots of getting to know each other online - expects cyber fun and immediate shag meet, when missus is on late shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment.......not meeting ever!

Curvy....... could be anything (probably same as "large"?)

Ample.....see above

WE.......average at best

VWE.......ok, probs average

Looking for a social first.....if I get you d*unk I'm on!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

After regular fwbs only but won't dismiss a one off (wants to just shag everything)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Everything on my profile is true

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always looks and smells good - according to mum, plus has a fast food wet wipe to rub around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any face pictures on my profile due to work - I have a face only a mother could love.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Stamina - has spent long periods watching porn

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

Keep em coming....

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

" has a fast food wet wipe to rub around "

That is so unpleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any face pictures on my profile due to work - I have a face only a mother could love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'She's super sexy and he's super laidback.'

Laidback because he let me fuck his wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here many times before so know the score......

Means....

Oh no they don't ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Banter - expects to lavish you with insults, whilst laughing at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 420 bollox that keeps being put on profiles now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Your pleasure always comes first - after mine

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Profile got hacked - wife caught me trying to cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy going/goes with the flow - low standards and desperate for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can guarantee to make you squirt - I having got a fucking clue about a women's orgasm and spend my evenings with my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily married ~ smug cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotwife couple - male is pressuring his Mrs into fucking other men just to give him an excuse to fuck other women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single - attached/married!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Husband has to approve first......he is as jealous as fuck! And is probably not getting any offers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No face pics

Wife's brother told me about the site and is shagging like a rabbit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always play safe - when you won't let me ride bareback

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Likes all types and ages,will shag anything that moves.

Miss

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Not here to exchange endless messages, expects a shag immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears - I love giving oral for ages whether it gets you off or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put (insert word) in the subject box to show you have read my profile - My profile is that boring and says so little that actually people find it hard to comment on it, so I have to put this test here.

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

Will block anyone who sends cock pictures - I am only interested in chatting

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Sorry travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"

To put it simply it means they cannot accommodate and also cannot travel

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anything you wanna know just ask - invests zero effort in everything done.

Often available with my stunning fb - thinks it might con couples to meet if pic of porn star is sent.

Prefer regular meets - prefers any meet to zero sex life here and real world

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Sorry travel"

Means the wife has taken the car to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"

Only want to meet local people who can accomodate or do a local car, wood, field, layby, hotel or club. Or they just aren't meeting at the moment. That's how I interprete it anyway.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"

It's open to debate,as its misleading. could mean they're unaware of the implications of stating this. Not meeting atm. Will meet somewhere but teleportation required. Hotel meets - which meets the definition of accommodation, whoever pays.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Will reply to all messages- apart from the ones i dont like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here to shag our way through the site - enjoys casual sex with strangers but feels guilty and ashamed about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick pussy for hours - I say that because I think that's what you want to hear, but will barely be down there for 5 mins if we meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pics shagging/sucking men

Not looking for guys!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will reply to all messages- apart from the ones i dont like

Sick of time wasters,

I take time to write and send messages!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young couple - at least 35

Professional - I have to wear a tie

Always smooth - at least 3 days worth of stubble

Gym fit - went once sometime back in 1995

No single guys (no filters) - please message us we love the attention really

Mr is 10000% straight - will occasionally suck cock

Mrs want to try her bi side - mr wants to see her fuck another chick

Great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"

Means different things to each person. If in doubt ask them directly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel

To put it simply it means they cannot accommodate and also cannot travel

House is a tip (ashamed) .... likes to use bus pass so be very local!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right."

Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.

We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well endowed

I measured my cock against the sky remote

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

These make great reading..love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right.

Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.

We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them' "

Personally I see generic veries as a sign that it was a pretty shit uninteresting meet but feel they have to leave a veri due to it being protocol and not upset anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting , anything anyone ... will fu@k anything & anyone must be guide dog friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone to accompany me to clubs" -

Don't have a car & after a free taxi service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a man who will treat me - will suck dick for a blue WKD & a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking vwe = pussy like a yawning hippo.

Not seeking blacks or Asians = part of the bnp if you come round here gone set the dogs on you.

Male part only watches wife play with other men doesn't wish to join in = can't get it up any more leaving wife unsatisfied has to get her kicks else where for the sake of the marrige and the kids.

Can't accommodate = married or still lives with there parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right.

Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.

We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them'

Personally I see generic veries as a sign that it was a pretty shit uninteresting meet but feel they have to leave a veri due to it being protocol and not upset anyone

And unfortunately you don't know that someone hasn't given a veri at all as if they did , they know it wouldn't be very flattering. So they just don't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple.we only meet alone - I'm a single man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age ,looks not important ...desperate

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By *oveUnicornWoman
over a year ago

Newbury

"I don't have any face pictures on my profile due to work - I have a face only a mother could love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great with my fingers = totally clueless so I will just ram my fingers up you , poke and prod you until you're sore

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love lots of foreplay - will keep your head pushed down on cock until choking on ejaculate

Interested in accompanied club visit - wants cheap entrance plus will drink as you will be expected to drive

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Fab my pics - I'm only here for the attention and don't plan on meeting you... ever.

That one's certainly not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single guys ....I'm a bloke under a couples profile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I can breathe through my ears - I love giving oral for ages whether it gets you off or not. "

I always see that as - I'll assume all women love oral and will say this to impress them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love bdsm - I've watched 50 shades a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Fabing - being overly nice in the hope folk will pump them.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Have a very kinky side - real interests would turn your stomach: Keep well away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to please ........ them selves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put xyz to confirm you've read our profile before messaging - we are up our own ass.

My response; tldr, eh naw just naw fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all the messages ........ load of bollocks no one has messaged them but hoping it would prompt a response

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

prefer hotel meets=

lives with mum or house like a pig sty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single men - male half is insecure and thinks some guy will run off with the Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry travel"

Means they don't accommodate in their home but may accommodate you in a hotel or they only meet in clubs. They just don't want to travel to you only towhere is convenient for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a genuine just read our veris - that old chestnut fs #naw

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Naturally very dominant - poor hearing that filters out safe words. Your life may be shorter than you think

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I can breathe through my ears - I love giving oral for ages whether it gets you off or not. "

Ohno!! That means i loooove big boobs and can withstand them smothering me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the messages ........ load of bollocks no one has messaged them but hoping it would prompt a response "

See this all the time

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I can breathe through my ears - I love giving oral for ages whether it gets you off or not.

Ohno!! That means i loooove big boobs and can withstand them smothering me

I'd not thought of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be VWE - vaginas been used more times than Google and needs a big willy not a toothpick in the volcano fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a princess to spoil - will spout any claptrap for cheaper shags than a professional "

Haha agreed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Thanks for all the messages ........ load of bollocks no one has messaged them but hoping it would prompt a response

See this all the time "

That and "Oh no, don't know what to do with my 4257 messages, you'll have to be patient with me."

It's quite simple, either answer them or delete them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

9 inch cock - it's almost 6 inches but noticed 6 becomes 9 if you're bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This user has hidden their profile - smarty pants eh.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Will always arrive looking good = expects you to be dressed in the items demanded when he turns up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love showing a lady a good time - that would be you watching someone else get shagged on porn because he's not going to deliver

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Up for overnight sessions - so can drink booze and fall asleep as soon as they've cum

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Iz gna make u sore frm dat fingrz bangz init - dropped either out of school, on head or both....

Polite and well mannered - wipe cock on curtains when your back is turned

Cannot travel, cannot accomodate - cant be bothered either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a swinger - looking for free prostitutes on fab

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Am a swinger - looking for free prostitutes on fab"

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab my pics - I'm only here for the attention and don't plan on meeting you... ever.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"

Only here to wank.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel

Only here to wank.

PTU xxx"

Wanking is not the issue being discussed righ now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab my pics - I'm only here for the attention and don't plan on meeting you... ever.

PTU xxx "

Please fab my new pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, i already made plans...... I wont meet you in a million years!"

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost spat my tea out reading some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see males saying they they are discreet I assume it means they don't openly shout about their cock habit

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I don't know what to write here..... means I have no imagination plus can't be arsed anyway x

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

Glad I started this thread....some absolute gems.....thanks people

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

.....oh and one last one from me :

"No cock pics" - from a profile showing many pussy pics

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers."

Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby build. - never ever played rugby but has muffin tops and can hardly see his cock.

420 friendly - will be smacked off my tits at any meet.

Want at least 9" - large organ required to fill huge cathedral like space.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers.

Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site. "

don't want to play message ping-pong - i can't afford a protitute

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By *verysmile OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Rugby build. - never ever played rugby but has muffin tops and can hardly see his cock.

420 friendly - will be smacked off my tits at any meet.

Want at least 9" - large organ required to fill huge cathedral like space."

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers.

Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site.

don't want to play message ping-pong - i can't afford a protitute"

I always think this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly - I tried it once and now think Im super cool and awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always makes me laugh when I see a graphic veri left by a man then the obligatory "treat her with respect" at the end. Different levels of respect I guess lol Do men really need to be told that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting single males AT ALL! - likes to wink and meet single males.

Age range of 30-50 - Winks 22 year olds.

Only meeting locals - Winks from 300 miles away.

They can sometimes get pretty hypocritical

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Sorry, i already made plans...... I wont meet you in a million years!

love it "

Because if they really wanted to meet, they would make a counter offer.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Refined swinger - won't dribble a single drop of cum

Not into endless messaging - dull as dishwater, just wants to see your pics and bang you

Quality not quantity - won't get much quality and would shag any quantity of anything

Happy to meet to see how it goes (has limited to no pics) - will pester and stalk you for life

Looking for someone to show me the ropes - clueless, socially and sexually awkward and inept

Happy to go for dinner and drinks - saves coupons but will take half the bill in cash from you, if you offer to pay your share

Living in a house share with mates - the Mrsp and elderly kids or parents

Tested regularly - the Mrs caught crabs from him once, so has to

Like to make love fast and hard or slow, its up to you - you'll get him thrashing about a bit, shooting his load in a couple of minutes regardless

Well dressed - has a pullover, underwear and socks from mum every Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread. Good fun.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Is chivalry dead?!.... I am tight and i love using my pussy as bait.

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