FabSwingers.com forum: Look at her mother

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So the old saying goes, if you want to know what your wife will turn into look at her mother.

So is it true ladies? Are we turning into our mothers as we get older.

Im not, although we have similar tastes in somethings, looks and personality wise ive never been like my mother.

My grandma! Most definetly, she was short and chubby and more and more i come out with things she used to say.

My mum has a cousin and she is the split of my grandma in looks, almost scarily so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some don't some do and then the lady down the road who is beginning to look like Pugsy her Pet Pekingese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My career spent in hotel management threw up some "difficult or awkward" moments when it came to this very subject within the Wedding Reception speeches.

One time, the Groom, aged only in his early 20's, stood up and in his speech, looked across to his new Mum in law and said..

"Last night me Dad and I were having a good chat about Mothers in Law. (At this point I'll add, I looked over to his Father, who was now shielding his face and wishing the floor to open up and swallow him!

- He said that the daughters usually end up looking like their Mother. Looking at you, well, you're not half an ugly bitch, but you make up for it in personality!"

The silence was deafening; you could have heard a pin drop!

Hardly the best way to endear yourself to your mum in law

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

these days most mothers look better than their daughters anyway . most grew up in an era before the boozing and partying 3 or 4 times a week , which inevitably takes a toll on the face and figure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My career spent in hotel management threw up some "difficult or awkward" moments when it came to this very subject within the Wedding Reception speeches.

One time, the Groom, aged only in his early 20's, stood up and in his speech, looked across to his new Mum in law and said..

- He said that the daughters usually end up looking like their Mother. Looking at you, well, you're not half an ugly bitch, but you make up for it in personality!"

The silence was deafening; you could have heard a pin drop!

Hardly the best way to endear yourself to your mum in law

I bet that marriage didn't last too long. I'd be surprised if they actually consumated it! What a thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my birthday, I get a blowjob.

On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.

On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.

At xmas, I get a blowjob.

So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.

I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive.

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

it is true that you look more like your mother as you get older,I served a customer at work who it turned out hung round with my mom in her younger days and she was so shocked as she said I was her double,and guessed without asking who my mom was,and she hadnt seen her for 30 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my birthday, I get a blowjob.

On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.

On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.

At xmas, I get a blowjob.

So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.

I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive.

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

"these days most mothers look better than their daughters anyway . most grew up in an era before the boozing and partying 3 or 4 times a week , which inevitably takes a toll on the face and figure ."
ah very interesting point of view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont look anything like my mother and im not like her in any of my personality either ...shes lovley tho !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother-in-law asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"

I replied, "To keep the kids away from the fire."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-In law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there, the mother-in-law dies.

The local undertaker tells the man, "You can have her shipped home for £10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £50.00."

The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to pack her up and ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only £50.00?"

The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother in law looked like a cross betwen a Shih Tzu and a Buffalo with a personality to match any self important stuck up materialistic bint, had nice knockers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I wandered into a Jim Davidson cabaret slot lol?

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I can always tell when the mother in law is at the door by the way next doors rottweiler was wimpering .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I wandered into a Jim Davidson cabaret slot lol?"

Either that or Les Dawson is back from the dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Les never died ffs it was just a rumor

The wife and I had to go to the hospital to see the mother-in-law.

The doctor said, "I'm afraid the patient is critical."

I said, "We already fucking know that. What's else is wrong with the bitch?"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Funny thing is all the guys on this thread, if they shag a woman with a grown up married child there shagging someones mother in law so they cant all be that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just like to clear up that I really do like my mother in law.

It's her fucking daughter I can't stand

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

"Funny thing is all the guys on this thread, if they shag a woman with a grown up married child there shagging someones mother in law so they cant all be that bad lol"
true and I am a mother in law myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother in law came round my house and looked at the wall.

"Urgh! What is that? modern art?" she cried

I then said "No, it's a fucking mirror."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just like to clear up that I really do like my mother in law.

It's her fucking daughter I can't stand

In that case, let her read this then my post code is NE..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Mr A has instructions that if I ever turn into my mother, he has permission to shot me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My mum looks fab Rob always says so too,so hes a happy bunny if the saying is true

The same can't be said for my brothers mother in law though

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay cant say much about my mother cause she is 2 years younger than him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy sees a funeral procession of two hearses, followed by a man with a dog and a long line of men. He waits for the cars to pass and then approaches the guy with the dog and asks who's in the hearses. The man replies, "the wife is in the first car."

"I'm so sorry, what happened?"

"Dog had her," he replies nodding at the dog.

"And who's in the second car?" ask the bystander.

"Mother in law, dog had her too," the man replies.

The bystander thinks for a few moments and then asks, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replies, "Sure you can, join the queue."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum looks fab Rob always says so too,so hes a happy bunny if the saying is true

The same can't be said for my brothers mother in law though

I've met ya and if you look like your mum, when you bringing her to Chams!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I hope any woman on this thread that is a mother in law blocks all the guys that have contributed. That will teach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a couple of weeks ago, two fab friends called in to see me, my mother was with me too.

Later they both contacted me to tell me how lovely my mum was and that they thought I had inherited her good nature and looks.

I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

She was a stunner in her younger years, and still has a grace and elegance about her that cannot be equalled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs."

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

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over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

I got the figure and the legs from her but not the pretty face...ah well 2 out of 3 'aint bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

I got the figure and the legs from her but not the pretty face...ah well 2 out of 3 'aint bad.

yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

Nahhhh that's Stu and View who used to pop a drop in to each other when passing.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr

Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr

Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx

no probs mate.

it's got sparkly bits on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.

Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?

The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.

oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr

Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx

no probs mate.

it's got sparkly bits on it.

Oooohhhh nice one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can always tell when the mother in law is at the door by the way next doors rottweiler was wimpering ."

The spirit of les dawson lives on!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

The spirit of les dawson lives on!!"

i havent spoken to my mother in law,for 25 years.

i cant get a f****** word in.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love my mum but I really hope that I don't turn into her, in any shape or form.

Fortunately I'm much more like my dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.

She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.

My mum loved glamour, either pencil skirts with sheer stockings and high heels, or a full skirt with loads of petticoats underneath. She never wore flat shoes, always heels. I remember her stockings with seams at the back.

She loved the Hollywood actresses of the 50s; Marilyn, Lana Turner, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and she had books about them, which she would show me and I'd love the clothes the actresses were wearing.

Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry for the overuse of the word glamour in the above post - it was a word to describe my mum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind, my mum's still quite cute even at 88.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.

She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.

Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens

hold on,i'm just putting my wig on,right thats it..

fancy a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.

Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens

Your mum must have been a stunner, because you are pretty amazing looking yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.

Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens

So do drag queens try and look like their mother then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the old saying goes, if you want to know what your wife will turn into look at her mother.

So is it true ladies? Are we turning into our mothers as we get older.

Im not, although we have similar tastes in somethings, looks and personality wise ive never been like my mother.

My grandma! Most definetly, she was short and chubby and more and more i come out with things she used to say.

My mum has a cousin and she is the split of my grandma in looks, almost scarily so."

I don't think its true any more. People let themselves go less nowadays and hair is regularly dyed and fashions are more evident. There are a few who will but not that many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually work very hard not to be likened to my mother as she is not a nice person at all, unfortunately I do look like her

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